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Jeff Sessions To Fire Andrew McCabe, Strip Him Of Pension Days Before Retirement

March 14, 2018March 14, 2018

Just another day in paradise.

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Trump Reaches Deep Into The Bench, Grabs Larry Kudlow From The 80s For NEC Chair

March 14, 2018March 14, 2018

Congrats, Larry. You’re now in the “stable genius” advisory business.

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Trump: We’re Going To Mars Soon, ‘Maybe Need Space Force’

March 13, 2018March 13, 2018

TRUMP SAYS SOON WILL BE GOING TO MARS, MAYBE NEED SPACE FORCE

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‘Don’t @ Me Rex’: Tillerson Learned He Was Fired When He Checked Trump’s Twitter

March 13, 2018March 13, 2018

TILLERSON HAD `NO IDEA THAT THIS WAS OCCURING’: STATE OFFICIAL

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Rex Tillerson Out As Secretary Of State

March 13, 2018March 13, 2018

It was just a matter of time, but now it’s official. 

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Here Are The ‘Cascading Effects’ Of The Global Trade War Larry Kudlow Is Going To Save Us From

March 13, 2018March 13, 2018

It looks like our best and last hope is Larry Kudlow – I bet you never thought you’d have to say that.

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Surprise! Devin Nunes, House Republicans Think Trump Is Right About Trump Not Colluding With Russians

March 12, 2018

Surprise! Republicans on the House Intelligence Committee have decided that the intelligence community (and no, there are no typos in there) has this Russia thing all wrong.

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Michael Cohen’s Mad Lawyerin’ Skillz Still Not Sufficient To Shut Porn Star Up

March 12, 2018

“Cooley Law School in the hizzouse!”

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Mueller Possibly Close On Obstruction Charges, Deliberately Slow Playing Trump: Reports

March 12, 2018March 12, 2018

We’ll leave it to you to decide which of those two things is more likely here.

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Trump Shatters Own Record For Sheer Amount Of Batshit In One 24 Hour Period

March 11, 2018March 11, 2018

A Dennison special, to be sure.

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How Trump’s Tariffs Are ‘Perversely’ Consistent With China’s Medium-Term Goals

March 11, 2018March 11, 2018

So that’s amusing and I’m not entirely sure that’s what Trump had in mind. Or who knows, maybe a “very stable genius” has thought all of this through and talked about it with his best friend Xi who “some people call the king of China.”

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Trump In Talks With Clinton Impeachment Lawyer Because That’s Something One Does When One Isn’t Worried

March 10, 2018March 10, 2018

Listen, Donald Trump is not concerned about the Robert Mueller probe, ok?

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Michael Cohen Is Turning Out To Be Inept At Falling On Porn Star Payoff Grenades

March 10, 2018

“Which leaves Trump with two options.”

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Are Trump’s Trade Wars Fake News?

March 10, 2018March 10, 2018

But don’t tell any “very stable geniuses” that. Because they might be inclined to try and prove you wrong.

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Trump’s Lawyers Have (Stable) Genius Plan To End Mueller Probe: WSJ

March 9, 2018March 9, 2018

Yeah, this is never going to work.

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Kim Jong-Un, Trump To Meet ‘By May’

March 8, 2018March 8, 2018

CHUNG SAYS TRUMP, NORTH KOREA’S KIM WILL MEET BY MAY

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Not Your Go-To Gal For Porn Star Payoff Coverups

March 8, 2018

“To be fair, the case is confusing. Here’s Sarah Huckabee Sanders right after she admitted that her boss was party to a contract that involved a payment of $130,000 to keep a pornstar quiet.”

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Hello, This Is President Dennison, Turn My Trade War Down To ‘Simmer’ For Now

March 8, 2018March 8, 2018

A bit of calm amid the still-brewing storm.

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With Trump Trailing ‘Generic Democrat’ In Polls, Tariffs Are Desperate Political Gambit

March 7, 2018March 7, 2018

And hell, can you blame him? After all, if the presidential election were held today, Politico’s polling suggests he’d lose to this “guy”…

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Navarro Says He’d Short Navarro In Cohn Replacement Race

March 7, 2018March 7, 2018

If the best thing Peter said was that he wasn’t in the running to take Gary’s position, the worst thing he said was this…

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Strategist: ‘Cohn’s Departure Will Weigh On Stocks And Keep A Bid To Vol. For Weeks’

March 7, 2018March 7, 2018

It looks you’re all The Bruce Dickinson and Gary Cohn is your “cowbell” on Wednesday.

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Goldman: This Is ‘Unlikely To Stop At Steel’

March 7, 2018March 7, 2018

U.S. trade policy is “on a troubling path.”

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Global Markets React To Gary Cohn News

March 7, 2018March 7, 2018

Ignoring this would be “a mistake”.

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That’s All, Folks: Gary Cohn Out At White House

March 6, 2018March 6, 2018

You can expect this to weigh heavily on risk sentiment.

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Trump Said To Consider Broad Crackdown On Chinese Imports Including Shoe, Electronics Tariffs

March 6, 2018March 6, 2018

And the hits just keep coming after hours. 

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Goldman Rips Trump’s Tariffs With Point-By-Point Takedown

March 6, 2018March 6, 2018

And the hits just keep comin’. 

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Of Chimps And Dictators.

March 6, 2018

Believe it or not, that’s actually an “in defense of Trump” comment.

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