“Really, does everyone know what this means?”
No.
Category: Trump
Rudy Giuliani And Trump: Let’s Explore!
“Mueller is currently grinding the heel of his wingtip into Paul Manafort and Michael Cohen’s balls, not because he’s trying to flip them, but because he’s just a couple of weeks away from wrapping this whole thing up. Sounds legit!”
Democratic Party Sues Russia, Trump Campaign, WikiLeaks Alleging Massive Conspiracy
“A brazen attack on American democracy.”
Trump Accuses OPEC Of Being ‘At It Again’, Says He Won’t ‘Accept’ Higher Oil Prices
What. The. Actual. Fuck?
China Incredulous At Trump’s Tech Threat: ‘He’s Acting Like A Bully, Is America Really That Fragile?’
“U.S. is asking China to open its markets but creates obstacles for China, contravening principles of equality, fairness and reciprocity.”
Rosenstein To Trump: You’re Not A Target Of Any Part Of Mueller Investigation
So, as Trump would say, “we’ll see what happens.”
Here’s What Happens Next In The Trump-China Trade War, According To Goldman
It’s more likely than not that Trump takes it up another notch, so be prepared.
Trump Wakes Up, Says Porn Stars Are Making Up Tom Bradys, Says He’s Excited To Meet Kim Jong-Un
The President wishes you a happy Wednesday.
‘Slippery James’ And ‘Wild Bill’: How Insane Was Trump’s Sunday Twitter Rant?
What would this sound like if we quoted him like a normal person? I don’t know, let’s try it!
Is Michael Cohen The Dumbest Lawyer In America? Maybe, Probably, Yes!
“There are 1.3 million lawyers in America, but Michael Cohen may be the stupidest one of all.”
Trump Says ‘Slime Ball’ Comey ‘Should Be Prosecuted’ For His ‘Leakin’, Lyin” Ways
It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.
A Fired Up Trump Tells Russia To ‘Get Ready’ For ‘Nice, New’ Missiles Aimed At ‘Gas Killing Animal’ Assad
Boy, someone has had their covfefe this morning.
Trump Considering Firing Rosenstein, Sessions; Tried To Fire Mueller Again In December
“Mr. Trump’s quick conclusion that the erroneous news reports warranted firing Mr. Mueller is also an insight Mr. Trump’s state of mind about the special counsel.”
‘The Passion Of The Donald’: Trump’s FBI Conspiracy Theory In His Own Words
“Don’t be surprised if Trump decides to vent some of his anger by choosing the most destructive option against Syria. And possibly a cruise missile strike on the Special Counsel’s office.”
Rod Rosenstein Personally Signed Off On FBI Raid Of Trump Lawyer Cohen
“Mr. Trump’s advisers have spent the last 24 hours trying to convince the president not to make an impulsive decision that could put the president in more legal jeopardy.”
Trump Calls FBI Raid On Lawyer ‘Disgraceful’, Cohen Being Investigated For Bank Fraud, Campaign Violations
Quick! Someone get this man a lawyer before he incriminates himself any further!Â
Oh… wait….
Michael Cohen Thought His Life Already Sucked Pretty Bad And Then The F.B.I. Raided His Office On Monday
Wow, how hilarious is this, right?
It’s Not Like Trump Lobbied Against Sprinkler Systems In Tall Buildings And/Or Called The Deceased A ‘Crazy Jew’, Ok?
“Apparently he already had a go-round with him about something.”
Goldman Asks Trump: Is It Really ‘Easy’ To ‘Win’ A Trade War?
“But how easy is it really?”
Trump Wakes Up, Says Washington Post Is ‘Made Up Garbage’, Swears John Kelly Stories Are False
And remember, when Trump starts tweeting about Amazon again, it has nothing to do with the Washington Post, ok?
2 Scoops Of Mnuchin: ‘There’s The Potential For A Trade War’, Trump ‘In Talks’ With Postal Service on Amazon
“I’m cautiously optimistic that we will be able to work this out. But”…
Going Nuclear? Goldman Warns China May Soon Be Forced To Depreciate Currency, Sell Treasurys
“…there are simply not enough US exports to retaliate against.”
As Trump Lashes Out At ‘Unfair’ WTO, Here’s What One Expert Says
He’s right and wrong. But mostly wrong.
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