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FBI Has Recording Of Trump Discussing Playboy Model Payoff With Michael Cohen: NYT

July 20, 2018July 21, 2018

But don’t worry, Rudy Giuliani says this is actually good news.

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‘We Are Raising Rates – Really?’ Trump Again Attacks The Fed, Accuses Europe, China Of ‘Manipulation’

July 20, 2018July 20, 2018

“Tightening hurts all we have done.”

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Mick Or Your Lyin’ Eyes? Mulvaney Tells Fox Trump Didn’t Say What Trump Said About The Fed

July 20, 2018

It’s been a rough week for Trump administration officials.

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‘I’m Ready To Go To $500 Billion’: Trump Says Prepared To Tax All Chinese Imports

July 20, 2018July 20, 2018

Donald Trump is locked and loaded, ok?

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‘DO NOT CONGRATULATE’! Mark Zuckerberg Made ‘Secret’ Call To Trump After Election

July 19, 2018July 20, 2018

And that’s not even the half of it.

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‘Im Not Thrilled’: Trump Goes There, Says He’s ‘Not Happy’ With Jerome Powell’s Rate Hikes

July 19, 2018July 19, 2018

“I’m letting them do what they feel is best.”

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Trump Calls Russia Summit ‘A Great Success’ – Here’s What ‘The People’ Think

July 19, 2018July 19, 2018

Survey says…

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Sorry, Bill: Soybean Farmers Should Fear @realDonaldTrump, Goldman Suggests

July 19, 2018July 19, 2018

Sorry, Bill.

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FBI Director Wray Says Mueller Probe Is Not A Witch Hunt, Suggests Trump Shouldn’t Test His Strong ‘Spine’

July 18, 2018July 18, 2018

“I’m a low-key, understated kind of guy, but”…

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Trump Slams It Into Reverse, Tells CBS Russia Interfered With Election, Will Hold Putin Personally Accountable

July 18, 2018July 19, 2018

“We can’t have meddling, we can’t have any of that – now look.”

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Sarah Sanders: Trump Didn’t Mean To Say ‘No’ When Asked If Russia Was Targeting Midterm Elections

July 18, 2018July 19, 2018

Just when you thought it couldn’t possibly get any more absurd…

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‘Cars Is Big One’: Trump, Kudlow Pretty Sure Jean-Claude Juncker Will Wave White Flag In Washington Next Week

July 18, 2018

“…we may be pleasantly surprised.”

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‘Congratulations, You’re In World War III’: Trump, Tucker Carlson Say ‘Very Aggressive’ Montenegro Might Usher In The Apocalypse

July 18, 2018July 18, 2018

“They are very strong people. They are very aggressive people, they may get aggressive.”

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Mutiny! John Kelly Asked Republicans To Speak Out Against Trump After Putin Summit

July 17, 2018July 18, 2018

“Nightmare”.

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‘The Dam Is Finally Breaking’: Orrin Hatch Threatens To Back Push To Strip Trump Of Tariff Power

July 17, 2018July 17, 2018

“Let’s vote”.

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Witness Donald Trump, Damage Control Expert, Try And Clean Up Some High Treason

July 17, 2018July 18, 2018

“There are a lot of people out there.”

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‘Dude. This Is A Total Effing Disgrace’: Current And Former Trump Officials Left Almost Speechless During Putin Press Conference

July 17, 2018October 14, 2021

“Need a shower”.

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‘Phony Wedges’, ‘Rigged Deals’, ‘Witch Hunts’ And ‘Nuclear Warming’: The Best Moments From Trump’s Interview With Sean Hannity

July 17, 2018July 17, 2018

On Monday evening, America was subjected to two interviews on Fox News, one of which

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‘Shameful’: Republicans Blast Trump, Fox News Calls Putin Press Conference ‘Disgusting’

July 16, 2018October 14, 2021

“Thank you, Helsinki!”

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Trump, Putin Deny Collusion In Joint Press Conference From Helsinki: Full Highlights

July 16, 2018July 17, 2018

“Please, just disregard this issue and don’t think about it anymore.”

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Trump Kicks Off Helsinki #TreasonSummit With Handshake, Bad English And World Cup Congrats

July 16, 2018July 16, 2018

May the farce be with you.

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Trump: The European Union Is A ‘Foe’ Of The United States

July 15, 2018October 14, 2021

“I love those countries, but”…

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In CBS Interview Before Helsinki, Trump Pretends He Might Ask Putin To Extradite Accused Russian Agents

July 15, 2018July 17, 2018

“I believe in meetings”.

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‘He Told Me I Should Sue Them’: Watch Theresa May Reveal Trump’s ‘Genius’ Brexit Advice

July 15, 2018July 15, 2018

What, you might ask, was that “tough” advice?

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Make MAGA Hats Expensive Again! Prices On Made In China MAGA Hats Set To Double Thanks To Trump Tariffs

July 14, 2018

On the bright side…

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Here’s How Much Gas Prices Would Have To Rise To Wipeout The Trump Tax Cuts For Average Americans

July 14, 2018July 15, 2018

Sticker shock.

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Bad Timing? As Trump Meets Queen Elizabeth, Rosenstein Indicts 12 Russians For Election Inference

July 13, 2018July 14, 2018

Reality is indeed stranger than fiction. 

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