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Pentagon Thrust Into Panicked ‘Damage Control’ Mode Following Trump’s NATO Shenanigans, Military Officials Say

July 13, 2018July 13, 2018

It goes without saying that the Pentagon should not be having to make those calls.

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In Bizarre Press Conference With Theresa May, Trump Calls The Sun ‘Fake News’, Says Relationship With U.K. Is Now ‘Highest Level Of Special’

July 13, 2018July 13, 2018

“I’m doing a fantastic job.”

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‘She Didn’t Listen To Me’: Trump Humiliates Theresa May With Shock Interview Endorsing Boris Johnson Released After Gala Dinner

July 12, 2018July 13, 2018

“…so it will probably kill the deal.”

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A Giddy Trump Tweets Out Letter From Kim Jong-Un Addressed To ‘Your Excellency’

July 12, 2018July 13, 2018

Stranger than fiction.

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Did Donald Trump Threaten To Quit NATO Today? Yes, Probably! No. Maybe!

July 12, 2018October 14, 2021

“The NATO meeting was a little tough, for a little while.”

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Donald Trump, Russian Blackmail Expert, Says Germany Is Definitely ‘A Captive Of Russia’

July 11, 2018July 13, 2018

“We’ve heard him before and seen the tweets”.

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Calm Shattered? U.S. Releases Tariff List On $200 Billion In Chinese Goods

July 10, 2018July 10, 2018

It was just a matter of time. 

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‘They Go Low, We Go High’: China Responds To Trump’s Latest Trade Escalation

July 10, 2018July 10, 2018

Badger hair.

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‘All That Is Gone Now’: From Apples To Oranges, America’s Farmers Fear The Worst From Tariffs

July 7, 2018

“The math is simple.”

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Trump Asks Twitter To Ban New York Times, WaPo, Says Both Will Be ‘Out Of Business’ By The Time His Theoretical Second Term Ends

July 7, 2018July 7, 2018

Donald Trump is not an authoritarian, ok?

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Pompeo Gifts Kim Jong-Un A Copy Of Elton John’s ‘Rocket Man’ Signed By Donald Trump

July 6, 2018July 6, 2018

Stranger than fiction.

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‘The U.S. Launched The Largest Trade War In History’: Beijing Warns Trump As Chinese Stocks Fall For 7th Week

July 6, 2018July 6, 2018

“This kind of taxation is a typical trade bullying-ism.”

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‘Time Is Up’: The Trade War Cometh

July 5, 2018July 6, 2018

“Crossing the Rubicon”.

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Trump Serves Up The ‘Covfefe’ In Montana: Calls Maxine Waters Mildly Retarded, Bets ‘Liz Warren $1 Million On DNA Test, Says Putin Is ‘Fine’

July 5, 2018July 13, 2018

“And they don’t know who they are playing with, folks.”

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As Trump Draws Up Venezuela Invasion Plans, Let’s Talk About Hyperinflation And 1,000,000 Bolivar Cups Of Coffee

July 5, 2018July 5, 2018

“He just thinks out loud.”

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‘Man, You Are Messing Up Our Market’: Farmers Furious As ‘Patriotic’ Trade War Threatens Families, Businesses

July 5, 2018July 5, 2018

“If we go out of business, it’s tough to look at my kids and the 550 farm families that look us into the eye and our 1,400 employees.”

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‘He’s Putting The Prosperity Of The World At Risk’: Trump’s WTO Threat Has Experts Holding Their Breath

July 4, 2018October 14, 2021

Slippery slope to economic hell, here we come.

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No Shame: Days After Capital Gazette Murders, Donald Trump Calls The Washington Post ‘A Disgrace To Journalism’

July 3, 2018October 14, 2021

“We waited all of Saturday, all of Sunday.”

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Trump Wakes Up, Details Imaginary North Korea War, MS-13 ‘Infestation’, Obama’s ‘Big, Bad’ Iran Citizenship Plot

July 3, 2018October 14, 2021

“It feels like he is on a highway driving against the traffic and is pushing the gas pedal.”

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Trump Sends Irritated Letters To Freeloading Deadbeats Ahead Of NATO Summit

July 2, 2018July 3, 2018

No one has ever accused Donald Trump about being shy when it comes to expressing

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‘This Strategist Had Held Out Hope Until The End’: A Dejected FX Analyst Throws In The Towel

July 2, 2018July 3, 2018

“…a market correction may be necessary to reduce the likelihood of a further escalation of trade wars.”

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Trump Wants To ‘Blow Up’ The WTO With ‘Insane’ ‘FART’ Act And The Internet Is Amused

July 2, 2018October 14, 2021

Irony and satire are dead.

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The Decision Tree: Why The Odds Of Permanent Tariffs Are 75/25

July 1, 2018July 6, 2018

In favor, that is.

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Iran Says Saudi Arabia Is ‘Walking Out Of OPEC’ By Entertaining Trump’s 2 Million Barrel Bombast

July 1, 2018July 1, 2018

“… there is no way one country could go 2 million b/d above their production allocation unless they are walking out of OPEC.”

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In Absurd CNN Interview, Peter Navarro Basically Accuses Harley-Davidson And General Motors Of Being Foreign Agents

June 30, 2018July 1, 2018

“Speaking with forked tailpipe”.

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Trump Wakes Up, Says ‘Maybe’ Saudi Arabia Will Upend Oil Market With 2 Million Barrel Production Increase

June 30, 2018July 1, 2018

“”Good morning, this is your President, coming to live on Twitter from my bedroom, and I’d like to share some highly confidential, highly sensitive geopolitical news with you”…

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General Motors Warns Tariffs Will Lead To ‘A Smaller GM’ As ‘Stable Genius’ Trade Strategy Backfires (Again)

June 29, 2018June 30, 2018

Have genius, will travel.

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