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Democratic Party Sues Russia, Trump Campaign, WikiLeaks Alleging Massive Conspiracy

April 20, 2018April 20, 2018

“A brazen attack on American democracy.”

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Commodities Rally Accelerates, Rusal Now Forced To Rent Space To Store Aluminum Stockpile

April 19, 2018April 19, 2018

“The world is upside down.”

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Truly Fine Gentlemen.

April 17, 2018April 17, 2018

In good hands.

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2 Comments on Truly Fine Gentlemen.

Go Long.

April 16, 2018

And it’s only Monday.

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Trump Makes An Ass Of Nikki Haley, Halts Plans For Further Russia Sanctions

April 16, 2018April 16, 2018

“Hey, it’s us. Yeah, we don’t know what she was talking about, but we’re not announcing anything tomorrow.”

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Here’s Why Russia Sanctions Are ‘A Game Changer’ For OPEC

April 16, 2018April 16, 2018

“…one very good reason to deepen its ongoing cooperation with OPEC.”

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Trump Wakes Up, Screams At Russia, China For ‘Playing Unacceptable Devaluation Games!’

April 16, 2018

“Not acceptable!”

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‘Oh, My God’: Full Week Ahead Preview

April 15, 2018April 15, 2018

Plenty to fret about (and laugh at).

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Pick A Fire, Any Fire!

April 15, 2018April 15, 2018

“Annette, Annette”…

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International Community Reacts To Syria Strikes – Around The World In 1,300 Words

April 14, 2018April 14, 2018

What’s everyone thinking on Saturday? Well, I’m glad you asked…

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We’ll See What Happens.

April 12, 2018April 12, 2018

Waiting game.

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‘Keep The Change, You Filthy Animal’

April 11, 2018April 11, 2018

“Get ready.”

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‘Nuclear Option?’ Mnuchin Bails Out Ruble – For Now

April 11, 2018April 11, 2018

So apparently, the ruble has rebounded thanks to Steve Mnuchin.

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This Hasn’t Happened Since 2009: Ruble, Crude Edition

April 11, 2018

Tough week for Russia.

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‘It’s A Race To The Bottom’: Ruble, Lira Crushed As Russia, Turkey Face Burgeoning Currency Crises

April 11, 2018April 11, 2018

An escalation in Syria won’t help.

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Red Rally.

April 10, 2018April 10, 2018

All hail the “king”.

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Bad Moon Rising.

April 9, 2018April 9, 2018

Can you feel the tension?

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#YOLO

March 26, 2018March 26, 2018

…so buy that dip!

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From Russia With Love.

March 15, 2018March 15, 2018

Trade wars, Russians, morons, markets.

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‘If He Doesn’t Talk, Mueller Will Subpoena Him’: Trump Lawyers Prepping President’s ‘Good Brain’ For Interview

March 15, 2018March 15, 2018

“You can’t prepare him. And he can’t be prepared. And Mueller gets nothing out of it except a perjury charge. Is that all he’s trying to get out of this?”

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Surprise! Devin Nunes, House Republicans Think Trump Is Right About Trump Not Colluding With Russians

March 12, 2018

Surprise! Republicans on the House Intelligence Committee have decided that the intelligence community (and no, there are no typos in there) has this Russia thing all wrong.

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Expensive Rug Enthusiast And Ruble Collector Extraordinaire Flagged For Treason By Pissed Off Beard Guy

March 9, 2018March 9, 2018

“Because when you insist on gumming up the works and making Robert Mueller try you in both DC and Virginia, you wind up with two probation officers watching you via two different GPS systems. Womp womp!”

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Sam Nunberg: Fucking Moron.

March 5, 2018March 5, 2018

“What just happened?”

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Robert Mueller Indicts A Dozen Russians For Defrauding America

February 16, 2018February 16, 2018

MUELLER’S OFFICE SAYS NONE OF THE RUSSIAN DEFENDANTS IN CUSTODY

So I guess Trump is still President. Oh well.

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Trump Can’t Understand Why Russia Would Get Him Elected But Then ‘Not Help At All With North Korea’

January 17, 2018January 17, 2018

“What China is helping us with, Russia is denting.”

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Real Trigger Of FBI Russia Probe Revealed: A Drunk Papadopoulos Not A Dossier

December 30, 2017December 30, 2017

“During a night of heavy drinking at an upscale London bar in May 2016, George Papadopoulos, a young foreign policy adviser to the Trump campaign, made a startling revelation to Australia’s top diplomat in Britain.”

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Russia Calls Rex Tillerson ‘Fake News’ After New York Times Op-Ed

December 29, 2017December 29, 2017

“On Russia, we have no illusions about the regime we are dealing with.”

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