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‘If He Doesn’t Talk, Mueller Will Subpoena Him’: Trump Lawyers Prepping President’s ‘Good Brain’ For Interview

“You can’t prepare him. And he can’t be prepared. And Mueller gets nothing out of it except a perjury charge. Is that all he’s trying to get out of this?”

Surprise! Devin Nunes, House Republicans Think Trump Is Right About Trump Not Colluding With Russians

Surprise! Republicans on the House Intelligence Committee have decided that the intelligence community (and no, there are no typos in there) has this Russia thing all wrong.

Expensive Rug Enthusiast And Ruble Collector Extraordinaire Flagged For Treason By Pissed Off Beard Guy

“Because when you insist on gumming up the works and making Robert Mueller try you in both DC and Virginia, you wind up with two probation officers watching you via two different GPS systems. Womp womp!”

Sam Nunberg: Fucking Moron.

“What just happened?”

Robert Mueller Indicts A Dozen Russians For Defrauding America


So I guess Trump is still President. Oh well.

Trump Can’t Understand Why Russia Would Get Him Elected But Then ‘Not Help At All With North Korea’

“What China is helping us with, Russia is denting.”

Real Trigger Of FBI Russia Probe Revealed: A Drunk Papadopoulos Not A Dossier

“During a night of heavy drinking at an upscale London bar in May 2016, George Papadopoulos, a young foreign policy adviser to the Trump campaign, made a startling revelation to Australia’s top diplomat in Britain.”

Russia Calls Rex Tillerson ‘Fake News’ After New York Times Op-Ed

“On Russia, we have no illusions about the regime we are dealing with.”

Fiancee Of George Papadopoulos Calls Trump A Liar, Says ‘The First Domino’ Has Fallen

“First of all, I would love [for] George to learn how to make a coffee, because it’s absolutely out of his skills.”

Who Is ‘Mike Erickson’? Trump, Son Received E-mail Offering WikiLeaks Decryption Key

“I don’t remember it.”

Whistleblower Comes Forward: Michael Flynn Said Russia Sanctions Would Be ‘Ripped Up’

Mr. Flynn texted the former business associate to say that the project was “good to go.”

Mueller Subpoenas Deutsche For Trump’s Bank Records: Hubris, Karma And A Lifetime Of Disrepute

Pride, Mr. President, goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

Paul Manafort Caught Ghostwriting Op-Ed About Himself, Special Counsel Furious

“”Even if the ghostwritten op-ed were entirely accurate, fair, and balanced, it would be a violation of this Court’s November 8 Order if it had been published.”

‘Russia Has Just Thrown U.S.A. Election To Him’: NYT Unveils Bombshell McFarland E-mail

“If there is a tit-for-tat escalation Trump will have difficulty improving relations with Russia, which has just thrown U.S.A. election to him.”