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‘Keep The Change, You Filthy Animal’

"Get ready."

Wednesday got off to a decidedly inauspicious start in the U.S. when Donald Trump warned Russia that he was just itching to ram some “nice, new, smart” missiles up the ass of a certain “gas killing animal” in Damascus.

“Stable genius”:

Exclusive footage from the White House at ~7 a.m.:

 

He tried to walk that back about a half hour later, but needless to say, the diplomatic damage was done. “The whole world is horrified by Trump’s tweeting,” the Speaker of Russia’s parliament said. I mean, the “whole world is horrified” by Assad’s penchant for gassing children to death too, but yes, everyone agrees that the tweets are egregious.

Trump basically deep-sixed equities for the day or at least created enough uncertainty to ensure that nothing could rally.

Stocks were lower across the board – the Nasdaq held up ok, all things considered.

You can see when it started to go awry:

Gas

For its part, the ruble fell on Trump’s missile threat, extending a harrowing slide, but rebounded later after Mnuchin appeared to rule out the “nuclear option” on Russian debt:

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Speaking of beleaguered currencies, the lira tried to rally on Wednesday as Yildirim attempted to calm a panicked market, insisting that the central bank will do “what’s needed, when needed” (more on the ruble and the lira here). Consider “when” now.

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Crude soared (again). Between Trump’s missile threat and the Houthis lobbing more missiles at the Saudis, the inventory data took a backseat.

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“Big league” gains for U.S. energy shares over the past two sessions:

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We got the Fed minutes and they were some semblance of hawkish. There was general agreement about the near-term stimulative effects of expansionary fiscal policy and there was also mention of tweaking the statement language to reflect a bias towards neutral (as opposed to overtly accommodative) policy. Here, via Bloomberg’s Matthew Boesler, is perhaps the most notable takeaway:

The dollar popped on the headlines:

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Treasurys bull flattened – there was a lackluster 10Y auction in there:

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There was more of this:

Zuck

And I’ve got to tell you, all jokes aside he’s done better than a lot of people figured he would. The Street likes it:

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European shares were lower across the board. Trump didn’t help:

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Finally, for your moment of zen, a short GIF requiem for Paul Ryan courtesy of the incomparable Parker Molloy:

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