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Local Septuagenarian Berates ‘Crazy Young People’ On Lawn, Promises To Build 2,000-Mile-Long Invisible Steel Wall To Prevent Gang Invasion
“… they don’t give a damn about gang members stabbing people and cutting people up.”Â
Rod Rosenstein All Set To Leave America At The Mercy Of Trump And William Barr
Rod Rosenstein has had enough, and you can hardly blame him.
It Is ‘Impossible’ For Turkey’s Erdogan To ‘Swallow’ John Bolton’s ‘Grave Mistake’, Ok?!
If you’re wondering how the ill-conceived Syria pullout is going, ask John Bolton.
Emergency Powers, Coyotes, And Women Tied Up In Vans: Highlights From Trump’s Shutdown Press Conference
Just when you think it can’t possibly get any crazier…
‘Let The Damn Oil Flow’, ‘Sand And Death’ And Other Highlights From Trump’s Insane Wednesday Cabinet Meeting
The President is being treated like a circus attraction.
Border Agents Wish Migrants Happy New Year By Gassing Them, US Blames ‘Rock Throwers’
They did it “for the safety of the migrants.”
Trump, ‘National Hero’, Rings In New Year By Acting Like A Crazy Tweaker
Trump long ago crossed the threshold beyond which satire is rendered null and void.
Elizabeth Warren Kicks Of 2020 Presidential Bid By Accidentally Echoing Trump’s ‘American Carnage’ Spiel
Elizabeth Warren’s first step towards 2020 run is also first misstep.
On John Kelly’s Disturbing Exit Interview With The LA Times
“Why can’t we do it this way?”
Weekend Notables: Trump Calls Xi, Goldman Slashes U.S. Growth Forecast, Fed Call
Something’s got to give in 2019.
In Saudi Arabia, More Palace Intrigue As Al-Jubeir Humiliated
More shakeups in Riyadh.
‘I Need Loyalty, I Expect Loyalty’: Jerome Powell Open To ‘Sit-Down’ With Trump
Because absolutely nothing could go wrong.
Trump May Fire Mnuchin If Stock Selloff Continues: Reports
You had a good run Steve…
Trump To Boot Mattis From Pentagon On January 1, Touts Phone Call With Erdogan
“I am pleased to announce “…
Trump Said To Consider Firing Jerome Powell – If You’re Surprised, Your Naiveté Knows No Bounds
Nobody could have seen this coming.
Jim Mattis Resigns – The Last Adult In The Trump Administration Is Gone
“…you have the right to have a Secretary of Defense whose views are better aligned with yours.”
Trump’s ‘Steel Slats’ Crash Market As Brian Kolfage And 77,000 Friends Pledge $5 Million For Wall
Somehow, “surreal” just doesn’t feel adequate.
What The U.S. Troop Withdrawal From Syria Really Means
Reading between the lines isn’t difficult here.
Trump Foundation To Dissolve Because It Was An Illegal Fraud (Allegedly)
“I won’t settle this case!”
As Michael Flynn’s Business Partner Indicted On Conspiracy Charges, Trump Takes Up Gulen Extradition Push
“President Trump told President Erdogan that they have been working on that.”
Mick Mulvaney’s Life Just Went From Bad To Hieronymus Bosch Hellscape
I know you despise Mick, but still, pray for him.
Trump Isn’t Considering Jared Kushner For Chief Of Staff, Ok?!
It’s just “fake news”, right?
Kovrig, Meng, Spavor, Rodman And The Twilight Zone We Now Call Reality
The Austin Powers franchise is calling – it wants its sequel back.
Theresa May Survives To Crash And Burn Another Day
That was fun, but about that whole Brexit thing…

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