Spoiler alert: Howard doesn’t care what Trump tweets.
Category: politics
Obstacles To Trump’s Syria Plan Mount As Kurds Shelled, Israel Pushes Back
Donald Trump’s Syria plan is going “great”- in case you haven’t noticed.
Trump Caves, Agrees To Reopen Government With No Wall Money, Delivers Insane Rose Garden Presser
Brace yourself, the video clips are characteristically unhinged…
Frank Pentangeli Cameo In Roger Stone Indictment Makes Bad Optics Immeasurably Worse For White House
“On multiple occasions, including on or about December 1, 2017, STONE told Person 2 that Person 2 should do a ‘Frank Pentangeli'”.
Sanders Says Stone Indictment (Which Has 29 Mentions Of The Word ‘Trump’) Has ‘Nothing To Do With Trump’
No, *you’re* the collusion.
‘FBI. Open The Door’: Roger Stone Arrested, Charged With Obstruction, Witness Tampering
“Get to [the head of Organization 1] [a]t Ecuadorian Embassy in London and get the pending [Organization 1] emails”…
‘Now, Therefore, I, Donald J. Trump’: Draft Of National Emergency Order Leaks, Cites ‘Massive Amount Of Aliens’
“The massive amount of aliens”…
Michael Cohen Cancels Congressional Testimony Because The President Is Threatening Him, Which Is Totally Normal
Well, America won’t hear from Michael Cohen early next month.
Rudy Giuliani ‘Absolutely’ Worries His Tombstone Will Read: ‘He Lied For Trump’
“No, no, no, you’re right.”
Rudy Giuliani Inexplicably Admits Trump, Cohen Discussed Moscow Project Until Eve Of Election
“Yeah. Probably up to, could be up to as far as October, November.”
A Glowing-Orange Trump Delivers Nothing’berder’ Shutdown Plan
Man is told proposal is “non-starter”, tries to float it anyway.
‘Individual 1’ Really ‘Makes It Happen’ When It Comes To Forcing Lawyers To Lie To Congress About Treason
Meanwhile, on the latest episode of “World’s Dumbest Conspiracies”…
Meanwhile: Trump’s Current Lawyer Admits Campaign Collusion, Trump’s Old Lawyer Admits Handing Out Cash In Blue Walmart Bags
So many high crimes and misdemeanors, so little time.
Shutdown Shenanigans: Kevin Hassett Staffer Becomes Uber Driver, IRS Confronts Tax Overhaul With Skeleton Crew
“…[we] found that yeah, the damage is a little bit worse.”
Kraft Heinz To Rescue Furloughed Workers With Free Mac & Cheese As MAGA Promise Keeps Delivering
“Make people rely on charity mac & cheese again!”
Local Geriatric Denies He Works For Russia, Will Serve College Kids ‘Burger Kings’ And ‘Some Pizza’
“I never worked for Russia.”
Putin, Pirro And Pandemonium: Trump Clings To Power As Treason Talk Gets Louder
“It’s the most insulting thing I’ve ever been asked.”
No Biggie, But Turns Out F.B.I. Opened A Secret Probe To See If Trump Is A Literal Russian Agent
Do take a moment to appreciate the gravity of this.
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