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Lebanon As Linchpin

April 9, 2026April 10, 2026

“Israel’s right to defend itself does not justify inflicting massive destruction.” So said Kaja Kallas,

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Day One Violations

April 8, 2026April 10, 2026

If you were still unclear as to who’s actually in charge in Iran — and

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18 Comments on Day One Violations

Iran’s MIA Uranium And A ‘Beautiful Thing’

April 8, 2026April 9, 2026

We’ve all heard enough from Pete Hegseth, but considering he’s America’s war czar and the

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Apocalypse Later

April 7, 2026April 8, 2026

Donald Trump’s a peacemaker at heart. No, he never won a Nobel Peace Prize, but

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‘Genocidal Lunatic’: Did Trump Finally Go Too Far?

April 7, 2026April 8, 2026

“This is sickening.” So said UN High Commissioner for Human Rights Volker Turk on Tuesday

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Dear Iran: Just Cut Trump In

April 7, 2026April 8, 2026

“Way” back on March 14 — technically that was less than four weeks ago, but

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‘Please Keep Bombing!’ Trump Says Iranians Beg For Airstrikes

April 6, 2026April 7, 2026

Fearing the world hadn’t met its daily crazy quota, Donald Trump convened an afternoon press

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Doomsday Deadline

April 6, 2026April 7, 2026

Ibrahim Zolfaghari was back at it Monday. If America strikes Iran’s civilian infrastructure, “subsequent phases”

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Team 6 Mythos Grows In Wild Airman Rescue

April 5, 2026April 6, 2026

Who you gonna call? The missing American Wizzo whose plane was shot down during a

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Downed Fighter Jet Is A Reminder: It’s Time To Go

April 3, 2026April 6, 2026

Take the win and go home. There’s only downside from here. Don’t say I didn’t

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The Dow Was 50,000

April 2, 2026April 5, 2026

They do ring bells at the top. You just have to listen. On February 11,

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Iran’s Military Ramps Up Propaganda As Trump Eyes Exit

April 2, 2026April 3, 2026

The US and Israel “know nothing about our vast and strategic capabilities,” an indignant Ibrahim

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Mission Accomplished?

April 1, 2026April 2, 2026

“That’s so far underground, I don’t care about that.” So said Donald Trump Wednesday during

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Day After Planning

April 1, 2026April 2, 2026

“We have dealt ten plagues upon the Axis of Evil,” Benjamin Netanyahu declared, addressing the

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Trump Dangerously Close To Right Decision On Iran

March 31, 2026April 1, 2026

Get your own damn energy. Or buy some from us. We’ve got plenty. That was

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The Cause Is Dead. Let Iran Try To Be A Nation

March 30, 2026March 31, 2026

“My favorite thing is to take the oil.” That’s a direct quote from Donald Trump

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Trump Should Take The Win In Iran

March 29, 2026March 30, 2026

“Conventional infantry troops.” That’s not what anybody wants to hear from the Pentagon when it

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32 Comments on Trump Should Take The Win In Iran

Weekly: The Ghalibaf Question

March 27, 2026March 30, 2026

Israel wanted to kill Bagher Ghalibaf. And the IDF knew his “coordinates.” But Donald Trump

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Wrap It Up, Invade Or Both?

March 26, 2026March 27, 2026

Donald Trump’s ready to wrap it up. The war, I mean. That doesn’t necessarily preclude

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Israel Kills IRGC Navy Boss Tangsiri

March 26, 2026March 27, 2026

Alireza Tangsiri’s dead, if that means anything to you. Another IRGC lifer who traces his

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Donald Trump Has An Iran Peace Plan

March 25, 2026March 26, 2026

Don’t worry, Donald Trump has a plan. At some point early this week, likely on

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Trump Urged By Saudis To Finish Job, Destroy Iran Regime

March 24, 2026March 25, 2026

War: What is it good for? Before you shout “Absolutely nothing!” maybe talk to Mohammed

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The War’s Not Over

March 24, 2026March 25, 2026

Godspeed, Jared. We need to move your father-in-law’s “strong,” “constructive” peace talks along. Iran and

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Who You Gonna Believe?

March 23, 2026March 25, 2026

Who you gonna believe: Donald Trump or Bagher Ghalibaf? If it’s between those two, and

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The Regimes Are Dead. Long Live The Regimes.

March 23, 2026March 24, 2026

“Is this the ‘TACO’ trade Wall Street has been waiting for?” CNBC wondered on Monday

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Trump Teases ‘Total Resolution’ To War After Ghalibaf Threatens Treasurys

March 23, 2026March 24, 2026

Told you so. I told you he was gonna call it done, or at least

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Holy Warmongers

March 22, 2026March 23, 2026

Donald Trump’s either “winding down” major combat operations in Iran or on the verge of

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