But don’t worry, Rudy Giuliani says this is actually good news.
Category: Michael Cohen
‘Who Knew Michael Cohen Was Leonardo da Vinci?’ Trump Lawyer Trolled As Novartis, AT&T Struggle To Explain Ties To Porn Star Slush Fund
Now, everyone listed in that document is scrambling around to try and explain exactly why they wired a shit load of money to a shell company that, among other things, was used to payoff a goddamn porn star who (allegedly) spanked the President of the United States with a magazine, before fucking him while watching Shark Week.
Oh, Dear God: Feds ‘Monitored’ Michael Cohen’s Phone, Logged Call With White House
“The wires were tapped!”
How Bad Was Trump’s Fox & Friends Meltdown From A Legal Perspective? Here’s A Lawsplainer
“Think about Trump’s legal problems as a three-car pile-up, with Trump and Cohen in the middle vehicle. If they pull forward, they’ll hit the criminal investigation. If they move backward, they’ll hit the civil suit.”
Jeff Sessions Won’t Recuse Himself From Cohen Probe Because If He Does That, How Will He Feed Trump All The Juicy Details?
Yeah, I mean what do you expect, right?Â
Trump Wakes Up, Says ‘Flunkie’ Haberman Is Conspiring With ‘Drunk Losers’ To Get Cohen To ‘Flip’
“I don’t see Michael doing that”.
Here Are Some Fun Theories About The Question On Everyone’s Mind: ‘WTF Sean Hannity And Michael Cohen?’
“I have found my true soulmate. And even though Esmerelda is a goat, I know we’ll be very happy together.”
Trump Wakes Up, Says Porn Stars Are Making Up Tom Bradys, Says He’s Excited To Meet Kim Jong-Un
The President wishes you a happy Wednesday.
Is Michael Cohen The Dumbest Lawyer In America? Maybe, Probably, Yes!
“There are 1.3 million lawyers in America, but Michael Cohen may be the stupidest one of all.”
The Michael Cohen Tapes May Be Even Better Than The Pee Tape (Allegedly)
“And in fact, the belief that Cohen routinely recorded his conversations was one reason people on Trump’s 2016 campaign avoided Cohen like that one mean kid in elementary school who always wore a dirty white t-shirt and whose breath smelled like old loogies.”
Rod Rosenstein Personally Signed Off On FBI Raid Of Trump Lawyer Cohen
“Mr. Trump’s advisers have spent the last 24 hours trying to convince the president not to make an impulsive decision that could put the president in more legal jeopardy.”
Trump Calls FBI Raid On Lawyer ‘Disgraceful’, Cohen Being Investigated For Bank Fraud, Campaign Violations
Quick! Someone get this man a lawyer before he incriminates himself any further!Â
Oh… wait….
Michael Cohen Thought His Life Already Sucked Pretty Bad And Then The F.B.I. Raided His Office On Monday
Wow, how hilarious is this, right?
Michael Cohen’s Mad Lawyerin’ Skillz Still Not Sufficient To Shut Porn Star Up
“Cooley Law School in the hizzouse!”
Michael Cohen Is Turning Out To Be Inept At Falling On Porn Star Payoff Grenades
“Which leaves Trump with two options.”
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