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Category: Michael Cohen

Because Things Can Always Get Funnier, Michael Cohen Sues Trump Org For $1.9 Million (And Counting) In Unpaid Legal Fees

March 7, 2019March 8, 2019

“As a result of the Trump Organization’s unfounded refusal to meet its obligations, Mr. Cohen has incurred millions of dollars in unreimbursed attorneys’ fees…”

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Does Michael Cohen Know Anything About A Pardon Discussion With Trump’s Lawyers?

March 5, 2019October 30, 2021

Giuliani “left open the possibility.”

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Drowning In ‘Bullsh*t’: As Democrats Zero In On Allen Weisselberg, Trump’s Legal Worries Multiply

March 3, 2019March 4, 2019

“I am an innocent man being persecuted by some very bad people.”

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Michael Cohen Just Told America That The Country Is No Longer A Democracy

February 27, 2019February 28, 2019

Don’t say you weren’t warned.

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Asked If Trump, Don Jr. And Ivanka May Have Been Compromised By Russia, Michael Cohen Has One Word For America…

February 27, 2019February 27, 2019

And other highlights from Wednesday’s testimony.

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As ‘Racist, Lying, Conman’ Meets Nuke-Wielding Child King, Matt Gaetz Is ‘Sorry’ For All The Witness Tampering

February 27, 2019October 26, 2021

Of “courageous” men, homicidal maniacs and Matt Gaetz.

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Welcome To 2019: Michael Cohen Will Tell Congress Trump Committed Crimes While In Office Just As Trump Dines With Kim Jong-Un

February 26, 2019February 26, 2019

“Cohen also will make public some of Trump’s private financial statements”…

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Trump, Icarus And One Man’s Legal Hell

February 23, 2019February 24, 2019

And this is where the real irony comes in.

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Dear Michael Cohen: Before You Go On Vacation To Prison, You’ll Need To Answer This Subpoena

January 24, 2019October 24, 2021

Womp, womp.

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Michael Cohen Cancels Congressional Testimony Because The President Is Threatening Him, Which Is Totally Normal

January 23, 2019January 23, 2019

Well, America won’t hear from Michael Cohen early next month.

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Rudy Giuliani Changes Moscow Tower Story, Says He Only Snitched On Trump ‘Hypothetically’

January 21, 2019October 24, 2021

“The point was”…

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Rudy Giuliani Inexplicably Admits Trump, Cohen Discussed Moscow Project Until Eve Of Election

January 20, 2019January 21, 2019

“Yeah. Probably up to, could be up to as far as October, November.”

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Meanwhile: Trump’s Current Lawyer Admits Campaign Collusion, Trump’s Old Lawyer Admits Handing Out Cash In Blue Walmart Bags

January 17, 2019January 18, 2019

So many high crimes and misdemeanors, so little time.

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From Tillerson To Barr To Mueller, A Mind-Bending Recap Of Trump’s Frantic Friday

December 7, 2018December 8, 2018

Friday started out like any other day for the Trump administration…

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Today’s Episode Of ‘Our Colluding President’ Is Brought To You By Michael Cohen’s Plea Deal

November 29, 2018October 20, 2021

“Individual 1.”

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By The Way, New York Prosecutors Aren’t Done With The Trump Organization

September 8, 2018October 13, 2021

Let’s dig a little deeper, how about that?

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Trump Studies ‘Great Scholars’, Determines Mueller Probe Is ‘Illegal’

August 30, 2018September 1, 2018

Trump weighs in on “witch hunts” and his plans to fire Jeff Sessions.

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End Game: Trump Organization CFO Allen Weisselberg Granted Immunity By Feds

August 24, 2018October 13, 2021

This is one domino that Donald Trump could ill afford to see tipped

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Trump: ‘If You’re Looking For A Good Lawyer, Don’t Hire Michael Cohen!’

August 22, 2018October 15, 2021

Bad news, sir…

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In Surreal Afternoon, Manafort Found Guilty, Cohen Admits To Violating Laws ‘At Direction Of Candidate’

August 21, 2018October 15, 2021

There is no “witch hunt” here America.

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Michael Cohen Will Plead Guilty To All Kinds Of Crimes, Go To Jail Because ‘Witch Hunt’!

August 21, 2018August 22, 2018

Just a little tax fraud. And bank fraud. And campaign finance violations.

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Michael Cohen Could Be Charged In $20 Million Bank Fraud, Cooperation Deal With Mueller Seems Likely

August 19, 2018August 20, 2018

Michael Cohen is in some hot water. Which means Donald Trump is in some hot water too.

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Donald Trump Says Michael Cohen Is Lying About Trump Tower, Blames ‘Unrelated’ Chicago Taxicab Moguls

July 27, 2018October 14, 2021

“I have never even been to Trump Tower.”

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‘Sorry!’ Michael Cohen Says He’ll Tell Robert Mueller That Trump Lied About Infamous Trump Tower Meeting

July 26, 2018October 14, 2021

If true, this means Don Jr. lied to the Senate Judiciary Committee.

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How About We Just Go Ahead And Subpoena Allen Weisselberg?

July 26, 2018October 14, 2021

“He knows every dollar that goes in and every dollar that leaves.”

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CNN Releases ‘Secret’ Trump-Cohen Tape, ‘He’s Gonna Flip!’ Alan Dershowitz Warns

July 24, 2018July 25, 2018

“He’s going to flip. There’s no question.”

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‘Your Favorite President Did Nothing Wrong!’ Trump Takes To Twitter Amid News Of Cohen Recordings

July 21, 2018July 21, 2018

“Totally unheard of.”

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