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Serum! Also, The US Economy

November 13, 2022November 14, 2022

There’s no shortage of US data for investors to ponder in the new week, but

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FTX, Twitter Drama Overshadowed ‘Generational’ 36 Hours For Stocks, Dollar

November 12, 2022November 14, 2022

I don’t think I can remember a time when such a stupendous (and stupefying) rally

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Was Bloomberg The CNBC Of Crypto?

November 12, 2022November 28, 2022

[Editor’s note: The original version of this article referred to “DeFi yield farming,” as opposed

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Lions, Tigers, Bears. But No Recession, No Rate Cuts

November 12, 2022November 13, 2022

In November, we’ve seen mass layoffs, declining profit expectations and credit events. Lions, tigers, bears,

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Why Historic CPI Rally Was A Disaster For The Fed

November 11, 2022November 19, 2022

Headed into the November FOMC meeting, many worried Jerome Powell would come across as unduly

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Does Bankman-Fried Deserve A Bail Out?

November 11, 2022November 13, 2022

Predictably, my coverage of Sam Bankman-Fried’s self-described “f–k up” elicited several irritated e-mails from incorrigible

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Tunnels, Lights And Trains

November 11, 2022November 12, 2022

There’s a light at the end of the tunnel. (Insert oncoming train joke.) One argument

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Perfect Bullish Storm

November 10, 2022November 11, 2022

“One month of data does not a victory make,” Mary Daly said Thursday, speaking during

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On Wall Street, A Day To Remember

November 10, 2022November 11, 2022

Thursday will go down as one of the more memorable sessions in a year full

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McElligott, Nomura Hit Home Run With CPI Call

November 10, 2022November 11, 2022

[Editor’s note: By the close Thursday, the Nasdaq 100’s gain was 7.5%] The dramatic, knee-jerk

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‘I F—ed Up’

November 10, 2022November 17, 2022

“I f—ed up.” So said Sam Bankman-Fried, on a call with FTX investors, many of

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Tremendous Ambiguity

November 9, 2022November 10, 2022

A palpable sense of “What now?” pervaded US markets Wednesday, when the combination of inconclusive

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Dear Crypto: You Have No Lender Of Last Resort

November 9, 2022November 10, 2022

I said I wasn’t going to write about FTX and Sam Bankman-Fried, and God knows

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Bird Bath

November 9, 2022November 10, 2022

If I were a Tesla shareholder (and we all are in index funds), I wouldn’t

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Familiar Dynamics

November 8, 2022November 9, 2022

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I don’t envy anyone tasked with

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Praying For A Compromise

November 8, 2022November 9, 2022

2022 was unambiguously bad for bonds. You might say laughably bad, assuming you can find

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Markets And Midterms: Is Past Precedent?

November 7, 2022November 8, 2022

There’s an argument to be made that the midterm elections in the US don’t matter

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Markets, Strategy And Gridlock: Key Midterm Considerations

November 7, 2022November 13, 2022

This feels entirely trite, but I’m compelled to mention it anyway as the US midterms

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Despot Times, Despot Measures

November 7, 2022November 8, 2022

The balance of news flow out of China was anything but encouraging Monday, but don’t

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The Worst Year Ever. And What Might Be Next

November 6, 2022November 7, 2022

Barring a miracle, 2022 will be a year to forget for market participants. Ironically in

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Inflation Meets US Midterms In High Stakes Week

November 6, 2022November 10, 2022

The data calendar in the US is sparse this week with a notable exception: CPI.

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Sorry, But Democrats Are Wrong About Energy Policy

November 6, 2022November 7, 2022

In what amounts to little more than pre-midterm posturing, Joe Biden continues to float the

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15 Minutes Could Lose You $750 Million Or More

November 5, 2022November 6, 2022

Warren Buffett bought more stock for his hedge fund and logged a massive paper loss

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The Dawn Of The Great Immoderation

November 5, 2022November 14, 2022

It’s a heretical notion, but I’m compelled to repeat it at regular intervals: It’s the

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Goldman Slashes Outlook For S&P Profits. Sees No Growth

November 5, 2022November 6, 2022

For the first time since the pandemic, corporate margins contracted in the US. Net margins

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Town Square Suffers ‘Massive’ Revenue Drop, New Mayor Says

November 4, 2022November 11, 2022

Elon Musk is upset. Or maybe not. It’s hard to say. I doubt much actually

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Yuan, Loonie Soar, Dollar Plunges In Friday Fireworks

November 4, 2022November 5, 2022

The offshore yuan surged the most on record. Again. Just days after a swoon for

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