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Fed’s Dovish Surprise Sure To Elicit Feigned Incredulity From Peanut Gallery

March 20, 2019March 20, 2019

Commence the tomato throwing!

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Fed Announces QT Taper, Signals No Rate Hike In 2019

March 20, 2019March 20, 2019

The Committee intends to conclude the reduction of its aggregate securities holdings in the SOMA at the end of September 2019.

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Think The Fed Will Cut Rates In 2020? Here’s What Happened Ahead Of Historical ‘First Cuts’

March 20, 2019March 20, 2019

What happens in the lead-up to “first cuts”?

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FedEx And BMW Would Like To Remind You That We Ain’t Out Of The Woods Yet

March 20, 2019March 20, 2019

Just in case you’re inclined to think the storm clouds have lifted…

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When Good News Is Just Good News

March 19, 2019

A closer look at the situation reveals something that is, on the surface anyway, somewhat surprising.

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From Doomsday To The Largest Cross-Asset Vol. Collapse Since ‘Whatever It Takes’

March 19, 2019April 6, 2019

… in the space of three months.

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‘Mystical Assertions’ And ‘Many Pretty Pictures’: Is The QT Fascination Misguided?

March 19, 2019March 19, 2019

“Investors’ views on balance sheet policy are all over the place.”

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‘Perhaps That’s The Joke Here’: Nomura’s McElligott Wonders If The Fed Meeting Really Poses An ‘Event Risk’

March 19, 2019March 19, 2019

“…with a Fed which has completely gone limp.”

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Boeing 737 Debacle Could Delay US-China Trade Deal

March 19, 2019March 19, 2019

If China was looking for an excuse…

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Back To The New Status Quo.

March 18, 2019

… back in limbo, chasing the elusive target that we really don’t want to catch.

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‘Room For Disappointment Is Huge’, One Bank Flatly Warns

March 18, 2019October 30, 2021

“We warn that CBs tend to be reactive and not proactive.”

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Nomura’s McElligott: ‘The Window For A Pullback Has Opened’

March 18, 2019March 18, 2019

But there’s a caveat…

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SocGen’s Lapthorne Will Beat This Dead Buyback Horse As Many Times As He Needs To, Got It?

March 18, 2019October 30, 2021

Obviously, they are – connected that is.

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China’s ‘Re-Bubbling’ Reaches ‘Decisive Moment’ As Absurd 2019 Rally Powers On

March 18, 2019March 18, 2019

LOL. 

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Center Stage: Full Week Ahead Preview

March 17, 2019

No pressure.

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Everything You Need To Know About The March Fed Meeting

March 17, 2019March 17, 2019

The main event…

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BofAML’s Hartnett Talks Shop, Tells You Who’s Buying And When To Sell

March 16, 2019October 30, 2021

“The pain trade is still up.”

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Some Context For The Explosion In Corporate Debt

March 15, 2019March 15, 2019

Good news, bad news.

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‘They’re Coming For It’: QE Trade Spotted In The Wild As Lemmings Peer Over Cliff

March 15, 2019March 15, 2019

‘De facto easing’ versus the ‘March surprise’.

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Bull In A China Shop

March 15, 2019October 30, 2021

Risk asset buoyancy amid a cloudy outlook.

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Trade, The Fed, Navarro And Trump ‘The Human Third Rail’: Gary Cohn’s Full Interview With Freakonomics

March 14, 2019March 14, 2019

“Believe me, I tried. Don’t think I didn’t try.”

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Albert Edwards Is Back From Dylan Grice’s Wedding And He (Albert) Is ‘Reinvigorated With Enthusiastic Derision’!

March 14, 2019

“Jedi mind tricks”.

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Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Trade Ceremony With Xi Delayed As Both Sides Get Cold Feet

March 14, 2019March 14, 2019

“Womp, Womp”.

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A Goldilocks Cameo, A 1.7 Trillion Yuan Liquidity Shortage & The Latest From Nomura’s McElligott

March 13, 2019March 13, 2019

“Just right” on the data stateside, while a “re-bubbling” in China holds RRR cuts “hostage”.

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Goldman Wants To Talk To You About Buybacks Because You’ve Got This All Wrong, Ok?

March 13, 2019March 13, 2019

“Popular misperceptions” and such.

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Trump Grounds 737 Max Until Boeing Can Prove Someone Other Than ‘Albert Einstein’ Can Fly One

March 13, 2019March 14, 2019

The silver lining for Boeing is…

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How Long Before Trump Demands The World Stop Blackballing Boeing?

March 13, 2019October 30, 2021

Don’t expect Trump to sit idly by for much longer.

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