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Global Macro Pessimism Soars Second-Most Since 1994

March 18, 2025March 19, 2025

Congratulations are in order: The Trump administration just catalyzed the largest decline in a broad

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New Construction Rebounds, But US Housing’s Still Screwed

March 18, 2025March 19, 2025

Good news. Provisionally. New construction activity picked up in the US last month despite woefully

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Fund Managers Run Screaming From US Stocks As Trump’s ‘Golden Age’ Dawns

March 18, 2025March 19, 2025

Well, it’s official: US equity exceptionalism’s over. Time of death: March 2025 or, less than

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Wilson, Kostin Both Cautious As Wall Street Wavers

March 17, 2025March 17, 2025

Any recovery for US equities — which last week sank into correction territory before recovering

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Goldman Slashes M&A Forecast, Sounds Alarm On IPOs

March 17, 2025March 18, 2025

Did Donald Trump kill the nascent M&A recovery? Maybe! So far, the defining feature of

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US Homebuilder Sentiment Crumbles Further On Tariff Chaos

March 17, 2025March 18, 2025

Did you hear? There’s a real estate developer in the White House. That means builder

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If You Can’t Trust The CCP, Who Can You Trust?

March 17, 2025March 18, 2025

“China rarely fails to achieve its growth target.” That’s a direct quote from an analyst

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US Retail Sales Disappoint, But Key Underlying Metric Strong

March 17, 2025March 18, 2025

Headline US retail sales missed estimates in the first of this week’s notable US macro

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Is The US Stock Correction Over?

March 16, 2025March 16, 2025

Is the US stock correction over? That’s the question for everyone with nothing better to

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What To Expect From The March FOMC Meeting

March 16, 2025March 17, 2025

I wouldn’t want to be Jerome Powell right now. Or any other time either for

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Fed Shares Space With China Data, BoE, BoJ In New Week

March 16, 2025March 17, 2025

The March FOMC meeting’s obviously the marquee event this week, but the macro docket’s full

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Bonds And Stocks In Dr. Bessent’s ‘Detox’ Clinic

March 15, 2025March 17, 2025

Long bonds or stocks? If you asked that question following the election in November, most

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Why Vol Didn’t Show Up For The ‘Trump Correction’

March 14, 2025March 17, 2025

A few readers have asked, both in comments posted publicly and in emails, about the

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Since 1993

March 14, 2025March 16, 2025

With apologies for the frequency of expletives this week: Red f-cking alert. Five- to 10-year

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Money Pours Into European Stocks As ‘US Exceptionalism’ Slams Into Reverse

March 14, 2025

It started with performance. Now it’s manifesting in flows. The reversal of the “US exceptionalism”

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2000, 2008 And… 2025?

March 14, 2025March 16, 2025

US equities are down 10% from record highs and 10-year US yields are 50bps off

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Correction Arrives For US Stocks In $5 Trillion Rout

March 13, 2025March 14, 2025

The S&P entered a correction on Thursday amid persistent trade war angst and, relatedly, the

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Trump Has A Plan All Right. And It’s Pretty F-cking Evil.

March 13, 2025March 15, 2025

I’ve said it over and over again: The Trump administration has no grand plan for

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Bitter Little Pill

March 13, 2025March 14, 2025

Right-wingers like Elon Musk are fond of a Matrix analogy for the world: You’ve got

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Otherwise Favorable PPI Release May Bias Fed’s Favored Inflation Metric Higher

March 13, 2025March 14, 2025

There was more incrementally good news on the US inflation front Thursday, when the BLS

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What The PMs Are Thinking

March 12, 2025March 12, 2025

Look, I’m a simple man. Not really. I’m actually so complicated that even I don’t

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This Isn’t What You Want

March 12, 2025March 13, 2025

If March 12, 2025, were any other post-pandemic CPI day in the US, stocks would’ve

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Americans Learn The Path To Lower Mortgage Rates May Go Through Recession

March 12, 2025March 13, 2025

As promised, the Trump administration’s bringing down borrowing costs for families. One recessionary data point

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Cooling US Inflation Is Old News, But Good News

March 12, 2025March 13, 2025

Well, what do you know? US inflation cooled considerably in February. That’s according to Wednesday’s

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Bad Sequel

March 11, 2025March 13, 2025

“Trump 2.0” has everything you want in a superfluous sequel: Same main character but with

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‘Hard Landing’ Returns To Fore As Tariff ‘Chaos’ Shifts Macro Narrative

March 11, 2025March 12, 2025

Who knows how it’ll ultimately shake out — any of it. But as Tuesday’s session

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Trump Threatens To Collapse Canada’s Economy, Calls Border ‘Artificial Line’

March 11, 2025March 12, 2025

First thing Tuesday morning, I mentioned, in passing, that three US states which import power

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