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Warren Buffett: ‘I Would Bet Against Every One Of The Cryptocurrencies’

January 10, 2018January 10, 2018

Well, you can add Warren Buffett to this list of people who wants nothing to do with cryptocurrencies.

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Will China’s Move To Cease Buying U.S. Debt Trigger An S&P Correction?

January 10, 2018January 10, 2018

It’s certainly possible.

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News China Set To ‘Slow Or Halt’ Buying Of U.S. Treasuries Ripples Through Markets

January 10, 2018January 10, 2018

Well, if you needed another reason to believe that the Treasury selloff which gathered pace on Tuesday was set to continue, you got one this morning.

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David Stockman: Here’s Why This Time Is Different

January 9, 2018January 9, 2018

“But that’s not the half of it: Those massive buys were accompanied by a giant amplifier in the form of front-running speculators and arbitragers who hang around the casinos.”

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Ripple Collapses To Monday Flash Crash Lows. Dip-Buyers Assemble!

January 9, 2018January 9, 2018

Don’t say no one told you how to BTFD.

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Steve Bannon Steps Down From Breitbart In Final Humiliation

January 9, 2018January 9, 2018

“I’m proud of what the Breitbart team has accomplished in so short a period of time in building out a world-class news platform.”

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Kitchen Sink.

January 9, 2018January 9, 2018

Everything but…

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‘Somebody’s Already Been Killed Because Of This’: Feinstein Leaks Full Fusion GPS Transcript

January 9, 2018January 9, 2018

“…the only way to set the record straight is to make the transcript public.”

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‘2018 May Not End As Well As It Started’: This Hasn’t Happened Since 1958

January 9, 2018January 9, 2018

“So what’s there not to like? Well, there is one thing.”

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Trump The Patriot Remembers At Least Nine Words Of National Anthem During College Football Championship

January 9, 2018January 9, 2018

” You see, as Trump has informed us, you are supposed to stand with your hand on your heart during the national anthem, and if you don’t do that, you are obviously a black person.”

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Chart Of The Day: Making (World) History

January 9, 2018

What can we say but…

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Mike Novogratz Has A Fever, And The Only Prescription Is More Crypto.

January 9, 2018April 9, 2018

He’s going to build the “Goldman Sachs of cryptos.”

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Missing: Jamie Dimon’s Bitcoin Balls. If Found, Please Return To 270 Park Avenue

January 9, 2018January 9, 2018

“I’m not interested that much in the subject at all.”

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Chicken-Egg: One Analyst Revisits His ‘Machiavellian Read’ On The Yuan, Yields, And The Dollar

January 9, 2018January 9, 2018

So who’s really in the driver’s seat here? As usual, there’s a strong argument to be made that it’s the Chinese. 

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Everything You Need To Know About China’s Move To Stop ‘Fixing’ The Yuan Fix

January 9, 2018January 9, 2018

Remember back in late May and early June when the PBoC engineered a pretty epic short squeeze in the yuan? 

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‘Clearly, Investors Are Feeling Good’: Here’s The ‘Euphoria’ Chart Again

January 8, 2018January 8, 2018

Low vol., “humans” cited.

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David Stockman Delivers Epic Send-Off To Steve Bannon But Warns ‘It’s Way Too Late’

January 8, 2018

“Bannonism just gave a thin veneer of ersatz nationalism to what was otherwise the Donald’s own dogs’ breakfast of protectionism, nativism, xenophobia, jingoism and strong-man bombast.”

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Sign Of The Times.

January 8, 2018

Well, in what we can only describe as a sign of the surreal times in which we live (and trade)…

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Flashback: Donald Trump Says Oprah Would ‘Always Be My First Choice For Vice President’

January 8, 2018January 8, 2018

“She knows how to win.”

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Trump’s Lawyers Devising Strategy To Avoid Mueller, FBI Interview: NBC

January 8, 2018January 8, 2018

“The odds of prosecutors agreeing to written responses are somewhere between infinitesimally small and zero.”

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Weight Watchers Soars On Oprah For President Rumor – No Word On DJ Khaled’s 2020 Plans

January 8, 2018January 8, 2018

Now if only DJ Khaled were to announce a 2020 bid, Weight Watchers could soar to $100…

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Fallen Angel Risk Realized: ECB Liquidates Entire Steinhoff Position

January 8, 2018January 8, 2018

Is this a sign of things to come?

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CNBC Tweet-Celebrates ‘CryptoDesk’ Launch Just As Cryptos Flash Crash

January 8, 2018January 8, 2018

“Woo hoo!”

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It’s All Overbought! Here, Look…

January 8, 2018January 8, 2018

So is there anything that’s not overbought?

Well, yes.

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Goldman Weighs In On The Most Important Political Issue Of 2018

January 8, 2018January 8, 2018

But look, it should be fine. Because…

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JPMorgan: Buy The Prospective Dip

January 8, 2018

There you go. If you see a dip, you buy it. Immediately. 

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Stephen Miller Refused To Leave CNN, Had To Be Escorted Out By Security

January 8, 2018January 8, 2018

No wonder daddy was so proud…

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