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Author: therealheisenberg
Raise Your Hand If You Traded Bitcoin And Bitcoin Cash On Inside Information In The Last 48 Hours
It seems entirely reasonable to posit that some of those employees either leaked the information, traded at arm’s length through someone else’s accounts, or both.
Rabbit, Meet Hat: Here’s How To End QE Without Ending QE, According To Sweden
Call it a “sleight of hand”…
‘I Am Well Off Enough’: Litecoin Founder Sells All His Litecoin After 7,000% Gain
“Litecoin has been very good for me financially.”
Here Is The Full Breakdown That Exposes What The Tax Plan Means For The Middle Class
“People are out there on T.V. telling mistruths.”
The Great Tuesday Night Bitcoin Flash Crash And Goldman’s ‘Robot Money’ Thesis
Not to put too fine a point on it, but this gets more insane literally by the minute.
Sally Yates: These 2 Things Separate America From An Autocracy
“We are not living in ordinary times, and it is not enough for us to admire our nation’s core values from afar.”
On Tuesday’s ‘Relentless’ Bond Selloff…
Well, that curve steepening everyone has been waiting for came calling on Tuesday…
Trader: ‘This Is A Full Blown Mania’
“Well, my millennial readers, I will let you in on a little secret. You guys are in the midst of blowing your very own bubble.”
SEC Suspends Trading In Bra Maker-Turned Crypto Company
The story here is even more absurd than usual. This is a reverse merger with a bra company.
‘Long Bitcoin’ Drop Kicks Nasdaq Out Of Top Spot For Most Egregious Bubble
Stay tuned next month when we expect “Long Ethereum-pegged Ziddu Coins” will top BofAML’s list.
Lies, Damn Lies, And Sarah Sanders Talking About Stocks
Propaganda ministry meets the Dow.
‘How’s Your 401(k)?!’ Trump Accidentally Taunts Low Income Americans With New Slogan
“How’s your 401(k) doing?”
‘I Actually Sold All My Bitcoin’: Explaining Monday’s Surge In Bitcoin Cash
“I actually sold all my bitcoins recently and switched to bitcoin cash.”
In Op-Ed, Elizabeth Warren And Bernie Sanders Ask Who Congress Really Works For
“The task in front of Congress over the coming week boils down to a basic question: Does Washington work for all of us or just for those at the top?”
Color Me Bigly.
Risk. On. Dammit.
The Hottest Stock On The Planet Is All About Ziddu Coins, AI, Blockchain And Art Vandelay
As you can see, things really accelerated on Friday, which is the day the company made the following announcement…
Monday Brings Another Record Low Vol. Moment
What could go wrong? It’s not like there’s political turmoil across the pond and there’s no way the ECB taper could go awry, right?
Commodus And The Tantrum Tail Risk
Those are the dominoes. Don’t tip one.
‘This Is Just More QE’: The Tax Bill Explained In One Sentence
This is trickle-down economics in the extreme, and what’s particularly amusing about that as it relates to markets is that the presumed “wealth effect” of QE was trickle-down in nature as well.
Guy On Skype Says Bitcoin Headed To $400,000 (UBS Chairman Says Probably Not)
There you go. But hey, what does Axel know that Ronnie on Skype doesn’t, right?Â
Bob Corker Demands Answers After Finding Out Tax Bill Will Make Him Richer
I guess my question for all the “working families” the GOP tax bill is supposed to help would be this: how many real estate LLCs do you have stakes in?
The Clock Is Ticking: Full Week Ahead Preview
All in all, “no rest for the weary” if you’re a market observer/trader.Â
CME Launches Bitcoin Futures, Front-Month Opens At $20,650
CME DEBUTS BITCOIN FUTURES TRADING, FRONT-MONTH CONTRACT OPENS AT $20,650
This Hasn’t Happened Since 1995
The reason we bring this up on Sunday is actually to draw your attention to another fun “longest since” moment.
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