The bottom line from where we’re sitting is not “who is “mukiwa2” because you know, who the fuck cares, right? The issue, rather, is precisely what we said it was last week…
Author: therealheisenberg
‘Capitalist Suicide’: What’s Wrong With This Chart?
Grab the torches and the pitchforks.
This Chart Shows ‘Signs Of Fragility’ In Tech
Does that signal trouble ahead? Maybe, maybe not. But the bottom line is this…
Rage Capital Is Ready For Picking: Identity Crises And Four Modes Of Misogyny
“White American males have always been in charge. They made the rules and they called the shots in the workplace, in the home and at the ballot box. They’ve owned the world for so long and have been getting increasingly uncomfortable as their grip on power had been eroding. Now the unthinkable is happening: They are becoming the minority.”
Donald Trump And The ‘War On Merry Christmas’
“Populism is like pornography: Everything is explicit, but the plot cannot be taken seriously.”
‘They All Settled To Get Out’: Saudi Arabia Frees ‘Dozens’ From The Ritz-Carlton
Not surprisingly, none of them could be reached for comment and attempts to reach the Saudi government were not successful.
From The Epsilon Archives: Gandalf, GZA And Granovetter
“There’s no shortage of ways to autotune our thoughts and behavior as citizens and investors. Scripts, symbols, tribalism. Some come from our own minds and some from external sources. Some we force on others. But we always, always have a choice. Do we allow others to write our scripts?”
‘America’ Leaves Package Of Literal Horse Shit On Steve Mnuchin’s Bel Air Driveway
“LAPD Sgt. R. Briggs described the contents of the package to be horse feces.”
‘You All Just Got A Lot Richer’: Trump Explains Tax Plan To Mar-a-Lago Elite
“President Trump kicked off his holiday weekend at Mar-a-Lago Friday night at a dinner where he told friends”…
One CEO Goes There: What If Blockchain Is Useless?
“What if there isn’t actually any use for a distributed ledger at all? What if the reason that, ten years after it was invented, the reason nobody has adopted a distributed ledger at scale is because nobody wants it?”
This Chart Suggests Bitcoin Could Crash 70% Or More
Here’s a chart that shows you the history of Bitcoin crashes…
Bannon 2020: Is Steve Bannon Going To Run For President?
“If I could ask him one question, it would be, why aren’t you president?'”
Goldman Econ Reveals Top Charts Of 2017: It’s All About Goldilocks
May Goldilocks be with you in the new year… beware of those three bears.
‘In No Way’ Is Mike Novogratz Less Bullish On Bitcoin Like He Was On Friday Morning
“I didn’t want to have to deal with the schizophrenic emotional side of it.”
The Price For Saudi Prince al-Waleed bin Talal’s Freedom Is Revealed…
“He wants a proper investigation. It is expected that al-Waleed will give MBS a hard time.”
And To All A Good Night.
Don’t forget the eggnog.
Deutsche Bank Subpoenaed For Kushner Bank Records: NYT
So make of this what you will, but we would suggest that you’d be naive to think this isn’t connected in some way shape of form to the Mueller probe.
‘This Is Unusual’: We Just Saw The Biggest Weekly Outflow From U.S. Stocks In Two Years
Who knows, maybe folks spent last week selling their stocks and plowing the proceeds into Bitcoin.
House Investigators ‘Invite’ Steve Bannon To Testify About Possible Treason
We fully expect Steve to embrace this opportunity to come clean. Hell, he might even shave for the occasion.Â
‘Stock Pickers Rejoice!’ Goldman Tells You Where To Find The Tax Bill Winners
“Now you’ve got a fun activity for the holiday weekend. Assuming your idea of Christmas fun is sorting the Russell 2000 for tax cut beneficiaries.”Â
In Stunning Crash, Bitcoin Wipes Out December Gains Then Rebounds $2,000 In 7 Minutes
This, folks, is not how “a currency” acts. At least not one issued by a developed country.
‘More Misery’: Stocks Dive In Spain As Catalonia Persists In Fantasy It Is Independent State
Treasonous bastards are back.
‘Retail Traders Are Getting Burned Badly’: Bitcoin Plunges In Worst Week Since 2013
So is this the end? Have we seen “peak crypto”?Â
Goldman Readies Bitcoin Trading Desk While Kolanovic Marvels At Volatility ‘Unlike Anything We’ve Seen’
And when “presented” with that opportunity in an environment where trading revenues are drying up, you can bet the whales and squids are going to come knocking demanding their “fair” share of the action.
Epsilon Theory’s Latest: The Three-Body Problem
“There is a non-trivial chance that structural changes in our social worlds of politics and markets have made it impossible to identify predictive/ derivative patterns.”Â
Holiday Drift.
Waiting on Santa.

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