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T-Oger or Kr-Arget? Target, Kroger Thinking About Merging Before Amazon Murders Them Both

March 23, 2018March 23, 2018

Yeah, this is not going to work.

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‘All Bets Are Off’: Bloodbath In China, Hong Kong As Trade War Spirals

March 23, 2018March 23, 2018

But hey, at least it’s Friday, right? 

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Nightmare In Japan As Stocks Collapse Amid Yen Surge

March 23, 2018March 23, 2018

It was a black day for equities in Asia and Japan was hit especially hard.

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China Planning Tariffs On U.S. Steel, Aluminum – We’re Gonna Need More Chocolate Cake

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018

Here we go, folks. 

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H.R. McMaster To Resign: NYT

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018

Rats from a sinking ship.

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There Is No Way Jeff Sessions Firing Andrew McCabe Was Related To McCabe Investigating Sessions, Ok?!

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018

“Jefferson Butterbeans Sessions, you got some ‘splainin’ to do!”

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Objectively Crazy.

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018

Yep. Batshit.

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Trump Slaps $50 Billion In Tariffs On China, Escalates Trade War

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018

“Winning”?

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John Dowd Resigns Because Trump Refuses To Listen To Him On Mueller Probe

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018

“It is not clear who will take over the legal team.”

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Here’s What China Will Do Under ‘Trade War Light’ And ‘Trade War Heavy’

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018

Don’t poke that dragon.

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Bill Gross Thinks Maybe We’re All Murderous Psychos – Also Talks About Bonds

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018

“The bond market’s current “beast” is not so much a killer but a hibernating bear awakening from an extended secular bullish trend of lower inflation and excessive central bank accommodation.”

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Here’s What Wall Street Thinks About The Fed And Jerome Powell’s Debut

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018

Well, the reviews are in on the Fed decision, the SEP, the dots and on Jerome Powell’s “plain speak” presser debut.

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BOE On Hold, See You In May

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018

BANK OF ENGLAND VOTES 7-2 TO MAINTAIN BENCHMARK INTEREST RATE

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Trump Swears He’d Win ‘Fast And Hard’ Fist Fight With Joe Biden

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018

And yes this is real. This is really happening.

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Nauseous Markets.

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018

Well this is shaping up to be a sour day in terms of risk sentiment.

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Epsilon Theory’s Latest: The Icarus Moment

March 21, 2018March 21, 2018

“What if I told you that you’ve been whipsawed by a cartoon, and you’re going to be whipsawed again?”

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China Responds, Hikes Rates After Fed

March 21, 2018March 21, 2018

As a reminder, they’re prone to doing this.

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So I Guess We’re All Going To Pretend Jerome Powell Was Like, Super Awesome Today?

March 21, 2018

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Breaker One-Niner

March 21, 2018March 21, 2018

The market’s verdict was as follows.

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Powell Don’t Talk Much Like Yellen – Jury Still Out On Whether That’s Good Or Bad

March 21, 2018March 21, 2018

I’m sorry, but I’m not sure doublespeak and bluntness are going to be compatible forever.

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Fed Signals 2 More Hikes In 2018: Dot Plot, Projections, Statement, Analysis

March 21, 2018March 21, 2018

FED RAISES RATES QUARTER POINT, SIGNALS TWO MORE HIKES IN 2018
FED ESTIMATES SHOW STEEPER PATH FOR RATE INCREASES IN 2019-20
FED SAYS `ECONOMIC OUTLOOK HAS STRENGTHENED IN RECENT MONTHS’
FED REPEATS NEAR-TERM RISKS `APPEAR ROUGHLY BALANCED’

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One Bank Says A Dovish Fed Is Going To ‘Place A Floor Under The Stock Market’

March 21, 2018March 21, 2018

So you know, “fingers crossed” I guess if you’re long. 

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A Couple Of Thoughts On The Fed’s Growth Outlook

March 21, 2018

Here are my off-the-cuff thoughts on that as sent around to a couple of people this morning (and again, these are just my musings and should be treated as such).

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Trader: ‘Too Many Asset Classes Feel Both Stretched And Crowded’

March 21, 2018

“The rubber band is stretched, but keeps getting pulled back farther and farther.”

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‘Long FAANG’ Is The Most ‘Crowded Trade’ (Again): Fair Warning

March 21, 2018March 21, 2018

Oh, good. 

The new edition of BofAML’s Global Fund Manager survey is out, which means we get a fresh look at what folks told Michael Hartnett about the “most crowded trades”.

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Bring An Umbrella: Here’s How To Hedge 3 Near-Term Risks

March 21, 2018March 21, 2018

So there you go. Bring an umbrella.

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David Stockman: ‘There Isn’t A Snowball’s Chance In Hell That A Yield Shock Can Be Averted’

March 21, 2018March 21, 2018

“For the past 30 years fiscal deficits have been a big financial nothingburger because the Fed and other central banks gutted their sting.”

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