“It’s 819 days since the start of the Fed tightening cycle. Why would I know that so precisely?”
Author: therealheisenberg
Toon Time.
C’est la vie.
Jeff Sessions To Fire Andrew McCabe, Strip Him Of Pension Days Before Retirement
Just another day in paradise.
Trump Reaches Deep Into The Bench, Grabs Larry Kudlow From The 80s For NEC Chair
Congrats, Larry. You’re now in the “stable genius” advisory business.
Allianz: Bitcoin’s Intrinsic Value ‘Must Be Zero’
“So is this the end of the hype about bitcoin as the future of global currencies?”
Jeff Gundlach Unveils Groundbreaking Theory: Says Stocks May Fall If 10Y Yields Rise Above 3%
But hey, are you really surprised?
This Is What A Broken Market Looks Like: No One Traded 10Y JGBs On Tuesday
Completely lifeless.
Just Waiting On The ‘Hammer Blow’ That Cracks The ‘Egg Shell’
Oh well, at least space is safe.Â
Trump: We’re Going To Mars Soon, ‘Maybe Need Space Force’
TRUMP SAYS SOON WILL BE GOING TO MARS, MAYBE NEED SPACE FORCE
Hard Rexit.
Let’s see, where do we start with the crazy?
BIS: Passive Bond Funds May Pose Threat To Financial Stability
“Unlike active investors, they cannot express their disagreement with the decisions of individual issuers by selling their holdings.”
‘Don’t @ Me Rex’: Tillerson Learned He Was Fired When He Checked Trump’s Twitter
TILLERSON HAD `NO IDEA THAT THIS WAS OCCURING’: STATE OFFICIAL
Rex Tillerson Out As Secretary Of State
It was just a matter of time, but now it’s official.Â
Hit Me With Some More Goldilocks My Dude: Stocks Rise, Dollar Falls After CPI
Looks like people are going to go ahead and read the CPI print as further evidence that “Goldilocks” is alive and well.
CPI Matches Estimates – Kanye Shrug?
U.S. FEB. CONSUMER PRICES RISE 0.2%; CORE INDEX UP 0.2%
Here Are The ‘Cascading Effects’ Of The Global Trade War Larry Kudlow Is Going To Save Us From
It looks like our best and last hope is Larry Kudlow – I bet you never thought you’d have to say that.
Traders Are ‘Jumping At Shadows’ Ahead Of Key Data In The U.S.
Don’t worry, it should be fine.
Surprise! Devin Nunes, House Republicans Think Trump Is Right About Trump Not Colluding With Russians
Surprise! Republicans on the House Intelligence Committee have decided that the intelligence community (and no, there are no typos in there) has this Russia thing all wrong.
There’s Nowhere To Hide.
Good luck.
And Now, We Wait.
It says a lot about how uninspiring a given day truly was when the biggest news involves Larry Kudlow.
What If China Rolls Over? Lessons From Japan
“I would have never guessed that Japan’s commodity usage held up so strongly following the bursting of their financial bubble.”
Michael Cohen’s Mad Lawyerin’ Skillz Still Not Sufficient To Shut Porn Star Up
“Cooley Law School in the hizzouse!”
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