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‘It’s A Big Deal, And He Knows It’: Zuckerberg To Speak As Analysts Ponder ‘Delete Facebook’ End Game

March 21, 2018March 21, 2018

“The coverage, like the stock drop, is brutal”…

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New Cambridge Analytica Video: ‘We Did All The Research, All The Data’ To Get Trump Elected

March 20, 2018March 20, 2018

“UH OH, it is British TV O’ Clock again!”

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CIA Director Gary Cohn Was A Thing That Really Almost Happened

March 20, 2018

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Face The Music.

March 20, 2018March 20, 2018

In terms of news flow on Tuesday, everything took a backseat to Facebook and the worsening Cambridge Analytica scandal, which is spiraling rapidly out of control.

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Nomura Unveils The ‘4 Triggers’ That Will ‘Burst The Data Bubble’

March 20, 2018March 20, 2018

Whether that’s a good or bad thing for society is an open question and largely depends on how regulatory action is justified and who it is that’s doing the regulating.

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Farmer Trump Celebrates National Agriculture Day, Says Farmers ‘Tamed The Continent’

March 20, 2018March 20, 2018

Give me a goddamn break.

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Some Hedge Fund Folks Are Probably Hoping The Facebook Situation Doesn’t Get Worse

March 20, 2018March 20, 2018

I’ll tell you what, if this Facebook debacle continues to spiral out of control, it’s going to be interesting to read some of the fund letters…

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FTC Probing Facebook, Shares Dive

March 20, 2018March 20, 2018

FACEBOOK EXTENDS LOSS TO 2.3% ON REPORT OF FTC PROBE

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Crazed Investors Panic-Sell Nasdaq ETF Days After Panic-Buying Same ETF

March 20, 2018

Boy, you morons are a fickle bunch, I’ll tell you what.

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G-20 Thinks Maybe Your Cryptocurrencies Aren’t ‘Money’ And That Means It’s Tax Time!

March 20, 2018

Cryptos “lack the traits of sovereign currencies,” the draft says. 

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David Stockman: Trump ‘Embodies A Trifecta Of Fiscal Impulses That Amounts To Pure Madness’

March 20, 2018

“Then again, you haven’t seen nothin’ yet.”

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Tech ‘Triple-Whammy’: Beware A Domino Effect

March 20, 2018

Here we are a day on from some Facebook-induced market mayhem and it looks like everyone is in wait-and-see mode. Who can blame them?

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Cambridge Analytica Does Not Use Entrapment, Bribes Or ‘Honey-Traps’, Ok?!

March 19, 2018March 20, 2018

“In which we learn about how CA helps candidates around the world, like by bribing their opponents and sending them hookers.”

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Goldman Delivers Ominous Message: ‘Markets Themselves’ May Pose The Greatest Risk

March 19, 2018March 19, 2018

“But we see several reasons to worry that ‘markets themselves’ are becoming a bigger source of market risk than fundamentals.”

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Train Wreck.

March 19, 2018March 19, 2018

Monday was a train wreck from start to finish.

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Markets Noticeably Upset That Facebook And America Are Both Having An Existential Crisis On Monday

March 19, 2018

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‘Enough!’ A Disgusted Cramer Tells A British Nobleman He’s Selling Facebook

March 19, 2018

“I don’t want to get up in the morning'” and see a bad headline every day.”

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Do Not Show Donald Trump This Poll

March 19, 2018

Lots of “tremendous” news in here.

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Facebook Could Face ‘Trillions’ In Fines: Is This The Beginning Of The End?

March 19, 2018

Ok, I’ll say it: this is fucking bad. Really bad.

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Meet Yi Gang, The New Head Of The PBOC

March 19, 2018March 19, 2018

So as you’ve probably heard, The People’s Republic Of Xi appointed their first new central bank governor in 15 years overnight in Yi Gang.

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Tech Shares Look Like They Want To Collapse As Facebook Jitters Weigh

March 19, 2018March 19, 2018

It looks like this might turn into something of a shitshow for Facebook over the next several days and that will of course weigh on tech and the broader market more generally if the losses worsen. 

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A Bearish Start To Your Week

March 19, 2018March 19, 2018

Well, things took a decisive turn for the worst just after the European open…

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Toxic Brew: Full Week Ahead Preview

March 18, 2018March 18, 2018

This should be all kinds of amusing.

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Come One, Come All! Recapping The Trump Circus Ahead Of A Pivotal Week

March 18, 2018March 18, 2018

It’s almost unfathomable that things could get any worse from here, but make no mistake, they invariably will.

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Jeff Sessions Back In The Hot Seat As Reuters Says ‘Mr. Magoo’ Lied To Congress About Papadopoulos

March 18, 2018

So Sessions lied about lying.

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Good News: The Marginal Equity Buyer Is Back (And Bigly)

March 18, 2018March 18, 2018

Is the marginal equity buyer back?

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Trump Spends Sunday Morning Ranting About Comey, McCabe, Mueller – Says Fox & Friends Clears It All Up

March 18, 2018

Well fast forward to Sunday morning and, unable to restrain himself or otherwise keep from effectively indicting himself in real-time in front of the entire world, the President was out with this series of absurd rantings…

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