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‘Fuggedaboutit’: Bill Gross Says ‘This Market Is Fake’
“Fuggedaboutit.”
‘Little Wonder!’ Here’s The ‘Bad News’ About Earnings
“Outside of a crisis, changes in share prices and earnings highly correlate, and no more so than today.”
In Despicable Move, Trump Campaign Asks For $5 Donations To Support Mike Pence After NFL Stunt
This is quite simply beyond the pale.
Risks Aplenty.
And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming…
One Bank Looked At FX Volatility And Found Something Disturbing…
“…a market sell-off could trigger a large volatility spike, the magnitude of which is multi-fold higher than the pre-crisis level.”
A Guy Named John Wilson Says Rural America Is Over Trump: ‘It’s Just One On Top Of Another One’
“Every president makes mistakes,†Wilson told Reuters. “But if you add one on top of one, on top of another one, on top of another, there’s just a limit.â€
A (Satirical) Defense Of Columbus Day And Trump’s Border Wall
As you may or may not know, illegal immigrants have been flooding into this great country of ours for a very long time
‘It’s Going To End Badly’: Dissensus And The Frozen Deer
“Think of it like you have your two Greek gods, the water and the sun, fighting each other and right now it’s not going anywhere.”
Stick A Fork In It: Trump’s Corker ‘Tantrum’ May Have Deep-Sixed Tax Reform, Analyst Says
“Either Trump realizes that Corker can sink the remainder of the Trump/GOP legislative effort and is upset by that reality, or he didn’t/doesn’t know and just made it a reality.”
How Christopher Columbus Ruined My Life
A recent 4th grade Thanksgiving worksheet distributed in a New York public school had the title, “What Did Indian Women Do?†followed by fill-in-the blank answers for “tan hides,†“gather nuts,†and “make pottery.â€
Trump Says He Invented The Word ‘Fake’: ‘Maybe Other People Have Said It, I’ve Never Noticed It’
“I guess other people have used it, perhaps over the years, but I’ve never noticed it.”
Stocks, Bonds Plunge In Turkey As Spat With U.S. Spills Over
Late Sunday evening we explained how Turkish autocrat and genocidal goblin, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, has engineered a diplomatic crisis with the U.S. by effectively taking hostages and demanding the extradition of arch nemesis Fethullah Gulen in exchange for their release. Well…
Larry Summers Absolutely Eviscerates Trump Tax Plan: ‘This Is An Atrocity’
“It is clear enough, however, to demonstrate that the claims of Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin, National Economic Council Director Gary Cohn and Council of Economic Advisers Chair Kevin Hassett are some combination of ignorant, disingenuous and dishonest.”
Shots Fired: Corker Says Trump May ‘Start World War III’, Claims Senate Is Deeply Worried
“Look, except for a few people, the vast majority of our caucus understands what we’re dealing with here.”
Lira Collapses Most Since Coup As Gulen Witch Hunt Triggers Diplomatic Crisis With U.S.
This of course stems directly from Erdogan’s ongoing efforts to bring arch nemesis Fethullah Gulen to “justice.” Pretty much anything that goes wrong for Erdogan gets blamed one of two things: 1) a Kurdish conspiracy, 2) a Gulen-linked conspiracy. This latest spat with Washington is no exception.Â
Mike Pence Goes To Colts Game, Tweets Fake Picture, Then Leaves To Protest Anthem Protests
Remember folks, this could very well be your next President.
The Great Disconnect: 5 Reasons Why Volatility Is Detached From ‘Chaotic Uncertainty’
After all, “shouldn’t greater uncertainty about key economic policy issues lead to a larger dispersion of likely potential outcomes for companies?”
What Andy Warhol Can Teach Us About Maximizing Trading Profits
“In environments like the current one, however, economic analysis is more like Monet or Renoir: a healthy dose of perspective is required to fully appreciate the full picture.”
Corker Fires Back: White House Is ‘An Adult Day Care Center’ And ‘Someone Missed Their Shift’
You can bet the President’s aides are in a mad scramble to wrench Trump’s phone from his tiny hands before he flies into a rage and undercuts his entire legislative agenda…
Trump Calls Bob Corker A Gutless Begger In Traditional Sunday Twitter Meltdown
“I said ‘NO THANKS’.”
The Austin Powers World.
“There’s real danger but at the same time, the central figures are so laughable that it’s difficult to accept it as reality”…
White Supremacists Return To Charlottesville, Chant ‘Russia Is Our Friend’, Wave Torches, Sing ‘Dixie’
“You will not replace us,†“Russia is our friendâ€, “the South will rise again.â€
‘It’s Not An Emperor-Has-No-Clothes Story, But…’ Fed Bank Buster Isn’t Sure About Former Colleagues
“Coming fresh to a place where much of the discourse was accepted or assumed by the very smart economists on the FOMC and the Fed staff helped me to see where some of that received wisdom was not holding-up well in the circumstances we were facing.”
Here We Go: Trump To Issue Healthcare Executive Order Next Week, WSJ Reports
“Its aim is clearly to do with the pen what Congress wouldn’t—eliminate pre-existing condition protections, essential benefit protections and lifetime caps and turn the ACA into a sparsely available high-risk pool.”
Trump On North Korea: ‘Sorry, But Only One Thing Will Work!’
Another weekend, another threat from the President of the United States issued via social media.
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