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Trump Says ‘Presidential Harassment’ Behind Stock Selloff (It’s Really Apple)

November 12, 2018November 12, 2018

“Big headaches!”

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In Absurd Twist, U.S. Blows $240,000 In Farmer Bailout Money Buying Ham From Chinese Conglomerate

November 12, 2018November 12, 2018

“This is an example of corporate welfare at its worst.”

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Euro Sinks To 16-Month Low As Italy Dares Brussels To Accidentally Create More Populists

November 12, 2018

“If you strike me down, I shall become even more irrational than you can possibly imagine.”

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Dollars, Crude And The Italian Job: Full Week Ahead Preview

November 11, 2018November 11, 2018

Market participants will focus on oil, the greenback, Italy’s response to Brussels and Brexit in the week ahead.

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Trump’s Nationalism Shunned In Paris As ‘America First’ Becomes ‘America Alone’

November 11, 2018November 12, 2018

“Patriotism is the exact opposite of nationalism, nationalism is a betrayal of patriotism.”

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Why We’re ‘More Vulnerable Now’: Modern Market Structure Meets Low ‘Ammo’

November 11, 2018

Fragility and a lack of policy breathing room.

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After Record Foreign Exodus, Saudi Shares Fall Every Day But One In November Amid Khashoggi Drama

November 11, 2018

Now let’s see how local markets react to the imposition of watered down sanctions from Steve Mnuchin.

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OPEC+ Ponders Cuts Amid Plunging Oil Prices, Surging Volatility

November 11, 2018November 11, 2018

“We’re going to go back where we were [in 2014] if we’re not careful.”

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Democrats To Probe Trump Over Abuse Of Power For Attacks On WaPo, CNN: Adam Schiff

November 11, 2018September 30, 2019

Commence the investigations.

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‘At First Sight Things Don’t Look Encouraging’: Goldman’s Bull/Bear Indicator Stuck Near 49-Year High

November 10, 2018November 10, 2018

Time to panic?

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‘Amazon Economist’ Navarro Unleashes Wild Screed, Calls Wall Street ‘Unregistered Foreign Agents’

November 10, 2018

Just watch this and try to wrap your head around the fact that this man is effectively in charge of U.S. trade policy…

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‘Nobody Knows What Was Said’: Matt Whitaker Privately Counseled Trump Behind Backs Of Sessions, Rosenstein

November 10, 2018November 10, 2018

“Who ever heard of a president barely speaking to his attorney general but on the phone constantly with a staff-level person?”

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Trump Set To Impose Sanctions On Saudis For Khashoggi Murder In Bid To Blunt Congress

November 9, 2018October 22, 2021

Half measures, it would appear.

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As Hedge Funds Face Redemption D-Day After ‘Red October’, Loeb Exits Facebook, Warns On Tech

November 9, 2018November 9, 2018

Day of reckoning for hedge funds looms after worst month since 2011.

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Donald Trump ‘Doesn’t Know’ Matt Whitaker – Unless You Ask Donald Trump

November 9, 2018November 10, 2018

Who’s to say who knows who!

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Trump To Fire Wilbur Ross, Replace Him With Wife Of Pro Wrestling CEO McMahon

November 9, 2018November 9, 2018

Say goodbye to the soup can index.

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Beware The ‘Tightening Tantrum’ And Fear The ‘Lights-Out’ Trade

November 9, 2018

Before you get too swept up in the prospects for a squeeze higher in equities into year-end, don’t forget this…

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Trump Issues Immigration ‘Proclamation’ Justifying Thursday’s Brutal New Asylum Rule

November 9, 2018November 9, 2018

“I must take immediate action to protect the national interest.”

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One-Week Anniversary Of Hong Kong Euphoria Brings Harsh Reality Check

November 9, 2018November 9, 2018

It was all good just a week ago.

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‘What A Stupid Question’: Trump Berates Female Reporter When Asked If Whitaker Will ‘Rein In’ Mueller Probe

November 9, 2018November 9, 2018

“But you know what?”

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In China: Car Trouble And Plunging Bank Shares

November 9, 2018November 9, 2018

Bad news to close the week, as mainland shares nurse a five-day losing streak.

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In Draconian Decree, Trump Sets Asylum Bar At ‘Reasonable Fear Of Torture’ For Immigrants Who Cross Border Illegally

November 8, 2018October 22, 2021

Define: cruel.

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‘The Truth Is, There Was No Collusion’, Says Matthew Whitaker, Supervisor Of Collusion Probe

November 8, 2018November 10, 2018

Matt should go ahead and recuse now before he ends up finding himself on the wrong end of a subpoena.

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Fed Sticks To Script, No Nod To ‘Red October’ In November Statement

November 8, 2018November 8, 2018

See you in December.

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Someone Get Kevin Hassett On The Phone, Goldman Is Predicting A Sharp Drop In S&P 500 Earnings Growth

November 8, 2018

This is just kind of “the way it is”, so to speak.

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Democrats Want To Rebuild America’s Infrastructure By Issuing 30-Year Bonds But There’s Just One Problem…

November 8, 2018October 22, 2021

And all so people who generally eschew bridges and roads for private jets can pay less in taxes.

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Matthew Whitaker ‘Would Indict Hillary Clinton’, Says Mueller Is Running ‘Lynch Mob’

November 8, 2018October 22, 2021

How naive are you? 

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