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‘Sad Nonsense’: A ‘Whodunit?’ Guide To Tuesday’s Wall Street Mayhem

December 5, 2018December 5, 2018

Line up the usual suspects.

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As ‘Tariff Man’ Doubles Down, Chinese Domestic Demand May Be Kryptonite

December 4, 2018December 4, 2018

“…we will be charging major tariffs.”

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Don’t ‘Lock Him Up!’ Mueller ‘Pardons’ Michael Flynn, Thanks Him For ‘Substantial Assistance’

December 4, 2018October 24, 2021

Unfortunately, the “best” parts are redacted.

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Post-Mortem.

December 4, 2018December 4, 2018

It’s autopsy time.

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Ban Bond Trading: Curve Inversions & The Reality Distortion Loop Of Reverse-Engineered Growth Slowdowns

December 4, 2018December 4, 2018

“Why are you wearing that stupid trader suit?”

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On Wall Street: Midday Massacre

December 4, 2018December 4, 2018

So much for the G20 bounce.

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Trump Enters Phone Booth, Opens Twitter, Emerges As ‘Tariff Man’

December 4, 2018December 4, 2018

“Remember”…

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‘Cash Is Better Than Stocks For The First Time In A Decade’: ‘TINA’ Now Suffering Daily Beatings

December 4, 2018December 4, 2018

Let’s go over this for the hundredth time.

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As Trade Euphoria Turns To Confusion, Yuan Emerges As Big Winner From Truce

December 4, 2018December 4, 2018

You can stop worrying about a 7-handle – for now.

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Why The ‘Ill-Conceived’ Trade War Must End, According To Marko Kolanovic

December 3, 2018December 4, 2018

Searching for the elusive “pot of gold.”

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Larry Kudlow’s ‘Front Burner Hot List’ And Other Highlights On Trade Truce Monday

December 3, 2018

“…kind of on the front burner, hot list.”

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Marko Kolanovic Critiques ‘Uptick In Negative Market News’, Weighs In On Trade, Fed, 2019 Outlook

December 3, 2018October 24, 2021

“This view has a simple logical mistake”…

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Rally For Rent! Powell, Trump, Xi ‘All Bend The Knee’

December 3, 2018

This “coordinated capitulation” is happening “for the wrong reasons.” 

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Updating The S&P ‘Pain Trade’ Amid Monday’s Global Euphoria

December 3, 2018October 24, 2021

The pain trade remains higher.

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If It Was A Rally In Chinese Stocks, Yuan You Were Looking For, You Got One

December 3, 2018December 3, 2018

Now let’s see if this proves sustainable.

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High Drama In Crude As Oil Explodes Higher On Production Cut News, While Qatar Bids OPEC Adieu

December 3, 2018December 3, 2018

Are you not entertained?

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With The 90-Day Clock Now Ticking, Goldman Weighs In On Odds Of A Real Trump-Xi Trade Deal

December 2, 2018

Spoiler alert: the odds aren’t high.

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Of Truces, Cartel Meetings And Jobs: Full Week Ahead Preview

December 2, 2018December 3, 2018

Strap in for a full docket.

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Why One Bank Thinks Trade Truce Will Give China More Leverage

December 2, 2018December 2, 2018

60/40.

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Watch This ‘Key Barometer’ Following Trade Truce

December 2, 2018October 24, 2021

If you like a little nuance…

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Gamma Gravity And Vol. Math Following The Trump-Xi Trade Détente

December 2, 2018December 2, 2018

“…it will be hard for vol NOT to come in after the event.”

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Trump, Xi Agree To No Additional Tariffs After January 1, China To Purchase ‘Very Substantial’ Amount Of Products From U.S.

December 1, 2018December 2, 2018

It went “very well”.

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Dinner Date: What’s At Stake As Trump, Xi Dine In Buenos Aires

December 1, 2018October 24, 2021

“We’ll probably end up with something good at some point.” 

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Someone Is Wrong: November Sees Dueling Flows In Growth, Value Products

December 1, 2018

Can they both be right?

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Bush Death Complicates ‘Binary’ G20 Trade As Trump Cancels Presser, Closes Market On December 5

December 1, 2018December 1, 2018

“There’s a lot of Dec7th paper out there.”

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‘Highly Classified’ CIA Assessment Reveals Saudi Crown Prince Sent 11 Messages To Hit Team On Day Of Khashoggi Murder

December 1, 2018October 24, 2021

This won’t go over well on Capitol Hill.

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Jerome Powell’s Job Is Done Here – It’s All Up To Trump Now

November 30, 2018December 1, 2018

Don’t screw this up, Mr. President…

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