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Brexit Devolves Into Train Wreck (Again) As Pound Dives, Gilts Surge, BoE Hikes Pushed Back

November 15, 2018November 15, 2018

This is a disaster. Plain and simple.

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Saudi Arabia Unveils Results Of Khashoggi Probe: 5 Face Death Penalty, Crown Prince Knew Nothing Of Mission

November 15, 2018October 22, 2021

“We cannot reveal the names of those charged yet.”

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Here’s A Quick Note On Apple, David Tepper, Facebook And PG&E, Just Because

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018

There’s good news and bad news for beleaguered shares of Apple – but mostly bad.

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Jerome Powell: ‘All Meetings Are Live’ And You’ll ‘Get Used To It’

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018

“There’s no question about it.”

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Jeff Flake’s Last Stand: Retiring Senator Vows To Oppose All Trump Judicial Picks If Mueller Not Protected

November 14, 2018November 15, 2018

“The president now has this investigation in his sights and we all know it.”

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In Credit, Searching For The Last Straw

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018

Yes, it’s going to crack, but where first?

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France Blasts Trump For Lack Of ‘Common Decency’ After Tuesday Tweets Mocking Nazi Occupation

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018

France is not amused.

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Death Blow! WTI, Nat Gas Bet Gone Awry Is ‘Patient Zero Stress Point’

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018

“When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether.”

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Goldman Blames Oil Collapse On Momentum Chasers And Gamma Effects

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018

Sound familiar?

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‘Goldilocks’ Confirmed K.I.A. As Germany, Japan Economies Simultaneously Contract

November 14, 2018

The “synchronized global slowdown” narrative is gathering momentum.

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OPEC Said To Consider 1.4 Million b/d Supply Cut, Risking Showdown With Trump

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018

“I believe a cut of 1.4 million bpd is more reasonable than above it or below it.”

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Oil Spill.

November 13, 2018November 13, 2018

Watch Twitter for the latest analysis from the only “strategist” who matters.

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Melania Trump ‘Really Doesn’t Care’ To Fire Mira Ricardel And John Kelly – ‘Do You’?

November 13, 2018November 14, 2018

“Ricardel no longer deserves the honor of serving in this White House.”

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‘Here’s The Deal’: Why One Derivatives Strategist Plans To Be ‘Out’ Of His S&P Long By November 30

November 13, 2018November 13, 2018

“Disappointment risk.”

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Trump ‘Played OPEC Like A Fiddle’: One Bank Throws In Towel As Oil Plunges Anew

November 13, 2018October 22, 2021

At least one bank has seen enough.

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‘Not The Big Low’: Analyst Who Called February Selloff Stays Bearish As Fund Manager Tech Overweight Plunges To 2009 Nadir

November 13, 2018

“We stay bearish.”

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CNN Sues Trump, Sarah Huckabee Sanders Over Acosta Incident

November 13, 2018November 13, 2018

“Plaintiffs bring this action to ensure that the press remains free to question the government.”

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Maryland Seeks Judgement Declaring Rosenstein Acting Attorney General, Voiding Trump’s Matt Whitaker Gambit

November 13, 2018November 13, 2018

Supreme Court, here we come…

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Tokyo Whale Achieves Dubious Milestone As BoJ’s Balance Sheet Tops Japan’s GDP

November 13, 2018November 13, 2018

“Very powerful” easing indeed.

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OPEC Slashes Demand Forecasts For Its Crude As WTI Logs Record Losing Streak

November 13, 2018November 13, 2018

Donald Trump is not going to like this. 

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Trump To Fire Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen, Wants Her Out ‘ASAP’

November 12, 2018October 22, 2021

“Bushie”.

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‘Tell Your Boss’: ‘Smoking Gun’ Phone Call Links Saudi Crown Prince To Khashoggi Murder

November 12, 2018October 22, 2021

Smoking gun?

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Puerto Rico Is Scamming Hurricane Relief Funds, Say Crazy Badgers Who Live In Trump’s Brain

November 12, 2018November 12, 2018

The President is still mad at hurricane victims.

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‘Even Messier’: Nomura’s McElligott Conducts Post-Mortem After Bloody Monday On Wall Street

November 12, 2018November 12, 2018

“A sloppy situation within the U.S. Equities space is getting even messier”.

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A Nightmare On The Nasdaq

November 12, 2018October 22, 2021

Welcome to your new nightmare.

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As The U.S. Achieves Energy Independence, Trump Lashes Out At OPEC (Again)

November 12, 2018November 12, 2018

After conducting a trenchant supply/demand analysis…

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For The First Time In 5 Years, China Drops Key Currency Pledge In Sign Of Growing Angst

November 12, 2018November 12, 2018

That date with a 7-handle is becoming harder and harder to postpone.

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