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Mike’s Back: Analyst Who Predicted Tech ‘Rain Storm’ Releases 2019 U.S. Equity Outlook

November 26, 2018November 26, 2018

The man with the plan.

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Algos, Onions And Foreign Policy: Goldman Delivers Epic Critique Of Broken Commodities Markets

November 26, 2018November 26, 2018

“This is simply unsustainable”.

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Looking For Something To Fade? Monday’s Furious Rally In Italian Assets Will Do

November 26, 2018November 26, 2018

You’d be forgiven for being skeptical.

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Bear Market Bounces And CTA Pinball Ahead Of Event Risk-Strewn Calendar

November 26, 2018

“This risk then becomes that today’s CTA Equities re-leveraging sees another de-leveraging wave”…

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‘Do It By Bus, Do It By Plane’: Trump Calls On Mexico To Deport ‘Stone Cold Criminal’ Migrants

November 26, 2018November 26, 2018

Donald Trump, logistics expert.

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‘When You Run The Gas Asphyxiates You More’: U.S. Fires Tear Gas At Migrants In Tijuana

November 25, 2018October 22, 2021

“Projectiles”.

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Here’s What Goldman Says Would Happen To Markets If The Fed Delivered A 150bp Rate ‘Shock’

November 25, 2018October 20, 2021

It all depends on your definition of “shock”, now doesn’t it?

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When Doves Cry: Previewing A Critical Week For The Fed Pause Story

November 25, 2018November 25, 2018

This is a big week.

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‘President T.’ Unleashes Hilarious Tweet Storm, Touts Oil Collapse, Blasts Immigrants, Fed

November 25, 2018November 25, 2018

“Are you listening?”

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EU Officially Backs Brexit Deal, Says UK Parliament Will Regret Rejecting It ‘In Seconds’

November 25, 2018November 25, 2018

“This is the final result [and] it will definitely not be renegotiated and there will be no further leeway.”

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The $1 Trillion Leveraged Loan Bubble Looks Like It’s Popping – Here’s Some Deadpan Color

November 24, 2018November 24, 2018

It had to happen eventually.

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‘When The Largest ETF Buyer Exits, Nobody Wants To Catch A Falling Knife’

November 24, 2018November 24, 2018

This is such a familiar refrain that it wouldn’t even bear mentioning at this point were it not for the fact that it’s now reversing – with entirely predictable consequences. 

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Prince Turki al-Faisal Says Iraq WMD Debacle Proves Bin Salman Didn’t Have Jamal Khashoggi Murdered

November 24, 2018November 25, 2018

“I don’t see why the CIA is not on trial in the United States.”

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Goldman: ‘The Tide Has Shifted’ In Credit Markets And Here’s Why…

November 24, 2018

“Three factors have driven this shift.”

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‘Phony Sources And Jealous People’ Say Donald Trump Is Furious With Steve Mnuchin

November 23, 2018November 24, 2018

“I am extremely happy and proud of the job being done by @USTreasury Secretary”…

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OPEC Will Now Try To Trick Market, Trump With Absurd Ruse: Report

November 23, 2018November 23, 2018

Suffice to say it’s not clear this will work.

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A Junk Odyssey.

November 23, 2018November 23, 2018

Looking across the high yield market amid the post-holiday malaise.

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Presenting: Oil’s Astonishing Collapse In All Its Visual Glory

November 23, 2018November 23, 2018

“You say you’re a huge fan of Negative Gamma but can you even name two of their albums?”

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Chinese Stocks Not Amused With Ill-Timed Huawei Tech Bombshell

November 23, 2018October 20, 2021

Who’s excited for the G20?

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‘Hostages To Their Own Policies’: The Fight To Stave Off The Biggest Tail Risk Of Them All

November 22, 2018November 22, 2018

One false move…

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Fist Fights In Tijuana, Border ‘Bedlam’ And Other Highlights From Trump’s Thanksgiving

November 22, 2018November 23, 2018

“…there will be only bedlam, chaos, injury and death.”

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Exodus: Retail Investors Run Screaming To Cash As Hedge Fund Exposure Plunges To 2017 Lows

November 22, 2018October 20, 2021

On the bright side, at least “cash” actually yields something these days. 

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Remember The Dollar Funding Squeeze? It’s About To Get Worse…

November 22, 2018October 20, 2021

Something to ponder.

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DoJ Considering Anti-OPEC Legislation, Opening Door To (I Guess) Matt Whitaker Suing Saudi Arabia

November 21, 2018November 22, 2018

“…but let’s go lower!”

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When They Go High, SocGen Goes Low: Why One Bank Sees The S&P Falling To 2,400

November 21, 2018

The question is whether SocGen will be forced to revise up their target or whether the rest of the Street will end up catching down to the bank’s reality.

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Jeff Gundlach Is ‘Amazed’ At How ‘Copacetic’ Markets Are About Coming Credit Apocalypse

November 21, 2018

“Stay out of investment grade bonds.”

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Now We Know The Real Reason Behind Tuesday’s Oil Collapse Redux

November 21, 2018

It’s the gamma – again.

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