Sorry, Larry, but you’re not going to last in this role.
Author: therealheisenberg
China: We’ll Take ‘Immediate, Intense’ Action If U.S. Publishes New Tariff List
An “immediate, intense” fucking.
Jobs Report Misses Bigly, AHE Inline
U.S. March Nonfarm Payrolls Rose 103k; Unemp. Rate at 4.1%
Is This The Chart Trump Is Looking At When It Comes To ‘Winning’ A Trade War With China?
“Let’s run through the numbers”.
Investors And Analysts Tire Of ‘Childish’ Trump: ‘It’s Just Too Much’
Remember, he’s going to run this country like one of his businesses…
David Stockman Presents: The Revenge Of Bad Money
“At length, you get Donald Trump instead, and you get his half-baked advisor, Peter Navarro, on bubblevision explaining that protectionism is the new route to free trade.”
The WSJ Pens A Touching Obit To Bill Ackman’s Career
While we knew that things were pretty pretty bad for old Billy Ackman, we were surprised to see this morning that he had fallen into “Left for dead by The Wall Street Journal†territory.
‘It’s Insanity’
“I don’t… nobody knows what’s going on.”
From Inflation To ‘Quantitative Failure’: What Are Credit Investors Most Concerned About?
“Slim margin”of error for Goldilocks.
Ripple Tried To Pay For Coinbase, Gemini Listings Which Is 100% Legal, 60% Of The Time
So what if I told yous that Johnny Roast Beef could get you say, $1 million fazools tomorrow? Fuggedaboutit.
Trader: We’ve Gone From ‘Get Out Now’ To ‘You Have To Be In It To Win It’ In 24 Hours
“…the bid offered spread on opinions just keeps widening.”
China: Trump Is ‘Blind Man Riding In A Hummer’ But Our ‘Sword Will Have The Final Victory’
“China officially launched its sword in less than 24 hours.”
Look! Egregious Inequality In America
Fortunately, I know just the man to fix this problem…
‘FANGs Are A Fairyland, The Sector Is Almost Fake’: Analyst
“I think the really interesting thing is it shows sort of the kind of fairyland that FANGs have been operating in.”
Jamie Dimon Thinks America Might Be A Mess, But Fortunately, He’s Got 47 Pages Of Solutions
This is why Jamie Dimon is “richer than you.”
David Stockman: ‘This Is Not Your Grandfather’s Trade War’
“But, alas, the ‘foolish or incompetent people’ skewered in the Donald’s 7:22 AM tweet are not some defunct Commerce Department or USTR officials from bygone times.”
Never A Dull Moment.
If this were a reality TV show, the ratings would indeed be “tremendous”.
‘And Boy Was I Ever Right’: Jeff Gundlach Wants To Talk About Stocks, Bonds, Bitcoin And Of Course, Gundlach
So without further ado, here’s how “right” Gundlach is, was, and always will be…
‘He Said That To Me’: Poor Larry Kudlow Actually Thinks Trump Is Telling Him The Truth On Trade
Don’t worry everyone! Larry Kudlow will save us!
‘We Lost $1.72 Billion This Morning Alone’: ‘Devastated’ Soybean Farmers Lash Out At Trump
“That unfortunately doesn’t lend any comfort to the hundreds of thousands of soybean farmers who will be affected by these tariffs. This is no longer a hypothetical, and a 25 percent tariff on U.S. soybeans into China will have a devastating effect on every soybean farmer in America.”
Release The Soybean Tariff Kraken!
This is a real kick in the balls for Trump – and possibly for Chinese consumers, depending on how it pans out.
Wilbur Ross’s Animate Remains Are ‘Surprised’ That Wall Street Is Worried About This Whole Trade War Thing
“Even shooting wars end with negotiation.”
Trump Administration Releases China Tariff List Aimed At Crippling Chinese Tech Push
Ok, the U.S. Trade Representative’s office has published the list of Chinese products that will be subject to U.S. tariffs.Â
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