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Jerome Powell ‘Incorrect’ To Say He Is Entitled To Serve Out His Term, Trump Declares

June 24, 2019

“If I wanted to”.

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FedEx Sues Trump’s Commerce Department After Huawei Screwup With PCMag Spirals Out Of Control

June 24, 2019June 25, 2019

“This is the root cause of the problem and the cause of the chaos.”

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Some ‘Mind-Boggling’ Numbers From The World Of Negative-Yielding Debt

June 24, 2019

“It was monetary mania last week…”

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Trump Sanctions Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei

June 24, 2019June 24, 2019

“The supreme leader of Iran is the one who ultimately is responsible”.

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Trump’s ‘Key Worry’ On China May Not Be IP Theft Or 5G, One Bank Says

June 24, 2019

Food for thought.

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Trump Calls Fed ‘A Stubborn Child’, Says This Is ‘One Of The Best Months Of June’ In American History

June 24, 2019June 24, 2019

“Blew it!”

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Trader: The Burden To Act Is On The Wrong People

June 24, 2019June 24, 2019

What a “shame”.

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What If China Just Walks Away?

June 24, 2019June 24, 2019

“Sometimes you just have to walk away.”

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‘The One-Man Rule Should Come To An End’: In Turkey, Democracy Lives

June 23, 2019November 9, 2021

“For the first time in a long time, I am very happy and proud for my country.”

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‘It All Makes Sense If You Look At It Right’: Full Week Ahead Preview

June 23, 2019

“You gotta, stand back from it, you know.”

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Trump To NBC: ‘Jerome Powell Hasn’t Done A Good Job’, Obama Was ‘Playing With Funny Money’

June 23, 2019

“I didn’t ever threaten to demote him”.

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What If Trump Really Won’t Leave? Congress Quietly Ponders ‘Science Fiction’ Scenario

June 23, 2019November 9, 2021

You were warned.

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Trump Personally Approved ‘Crippling’ Offensive Cyber Strike On Iran’s Missile Systems

June 22, 2019June 23, 2019

“This is not something they can put back together so easily.”

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(Major) Sanctions Are Coming

June 22, 2019June 22, 2019

Trump has elected to tighten the economic noose around the theocracy rather than go the Bolton route.

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Trump Says He’ll ‘Make Iran Great Again’ But Only After He Puts Them ‘Through Hell’

June 22, 2019June 22, 2019

“Let’s call it ‘Make Iran Great Again’ – does that make sense?”

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Dueling Bull Markets And The ‘Jaws Of Doom’

June 22, 2019November 9, 2021

Does someone have to be definitively “right”? 

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‘The Economy Is Both Booming And Headed For Recession’: The Fed And Schrödinger Plates

June 22, 2019June 22, 2019

“The economy at the moment is in a superposition of two states.”

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Trump Slaps Xi In The Face One More Time, Goes After China’s Super-Computing Capabilities

June 21, 2019June 21, 2019

The move will also impede China’s ability to predict the weather, apparently.

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‘150 Dead People’: Trump Tells Chuck Todd The Dramatic Story Of Aborted Iran Strikes

June 21, 2019June 22, 2019

“Here we are sitting with 150 dead people.”

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What To Expect (Or Not To Expect) From The Trump-Xi G20 Meeting, According To Goldman

June 21, 2019

“A hiatus”, at best.

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Mike Pence’s Big China Speech Postponed ‘Indefinitely’ (Crocodile Tears)

June 21, 2019June 21, 2019

Poor Mike.

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Neel Kashkari Pushed For ‘Big League’ Rate Cut, Ultra-Dovish Forward Guidance On Wednesday

June 21, 2019June 21, 2019

Not to be out-doved…

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‘Cocked And Loaded’ Trump Says 150 Iranians Were ’10 Minutes’ Away From Being Vaporized Last Night

June 21, 2019November 9, 2021

“How many will die?”

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Either You Give Matteo Salvini €10 Billion In Tax Cuts, Or He Will Implode The Government, Ok?

June 21, 2019June 21, 2019

“I’m going to say goodbye and leave.”

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US Denies Reuters Report That Trump Warned Iran Of Imminent Strikes

June 21, 2019June 21, 2019

“It is a complete lie and propaganda from Iran.”

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Jim Bullard Explains Why The Fed Should Have Cut Rates On Wednesday

June 21, 2019June 21, 2019

This could double as a job application in case Trump is hiring for Fed chair.

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‘Planes Were In The Air’: Trump Called Off Iran Strikes At Last Minute On Thursday Night

June 20, 2019June 21, 2019

“…and ships were in position”.

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