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CNBC’s Sara Eisen Asks Larry Kudlow If The Real ‘Miracle’ Is That Trump Hasn’t Crashed The Economy

July 26, 2019

“You call it reform, but we saw it show up”.

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MAGA Economy Gets Mixed Review In GDP Report, While Trump’s 3% ‘Miracle’ Is Wiped Off The Board

July 26, 2019July 26, 2019

And the punchline…

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The VIX Is Very Low To Be This Close To A Historic Fed Meeting

July 26, 2019

Cheap options for “plain English”.

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The Most Dramatic Pivot Since The Crisis

July 26, 2019July 26, 2019

“…counting the impacts of the QE-unwind since 2014, the degree of tightening has been severe”.

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Will It Be Enough?

July 25, 2019July 26, 2019

We need to reflate with more “vigor”.

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Ilhan Omar: America Cannot Fall To Right-Wing Nationalism

July 25, 2019July 25, 2019

“Today, democracy is under attack once again. It’s time to respond with the kind of conviction that has made America great before”.

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David Vs. Goliath: Einhorn Takes On The US Corporate Debt Bubble

July 25, 2019November 14, 2021

“Good luck, we’re all counting on you”.

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If Albert Edwards Had A Swiss Franc For Every Time Someone Told Him To Ignore Manufacturing…

July 25, 2019July 25, 2019

“Having been in the business for over 35 years, there is one thing I can guarantee”…

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ECB Teases Rate Cuts, Tiering And A Restart To QE

July 25, 2019July 25, 2019

Whatever it takes – again. And again.

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Turkey’s Recently Decapitated Central Bank Gives Erdogan Massive Rate Cut

July 25, 2019July 25, 2019

Markets were on edge headed into today’s CBT meeting.

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Just When You Thought It Couldn’t Get Any Worse For Germany, Business Expectations Crumble To 2009 Levels

July 25, 2019July 25, 2019

From worse to worser.

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Markets Have Moved From ‘Central Bank Put’ To ‘Mini-Goldilocks’. Now, The Risk Of Another Regime Shift Is Rising

July 24, 2019July 25, 2019

Even in a benign situation, a rotation could catch lopsided positioning woefully offsides.

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Robert Mueller Criticizes Trump’s Love For WikiLeaks, Explains Why The President Wasn’t Subpoenaed

July 24, 2019July 24, 2019

“They’re doing it as we sit here”.

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Mueller Appears To Tell Ken Buck That Trump Would Have Been Indicted, Later ‘Corrects’ The Record

July 24, 2019July 24, 2019

“…one of the tools a prosecutor would use, is not there”.

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‘No’: Mueller Tells Congress Trump Not Totally Exonerated, Says President Refused To Sit For Interview

July 24, 2019July 24, 2019

“Did you actually totally exonerate the president?” Again, Mueller had a one word answer: “No”.

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Read Robert Mueller’s Full Opening Statement To Congress

July 24, 2019July 24, 2019

“I’ve seen a number of challenges to our democracy. The Russian government’s effort to interfere in our election is among the most serious”.

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Mueller Hearings Set To Rock Capitol Hill As Trump Seethes

July 24, 2019July 24, 2019

Come one, come all.

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‘This Could Trigger An Actual Recession’: Folks Are Getting Worried About Germany

July 24, 2019

“…at this point though, the manufacturing slowdown in the EZ is so real that it risks dragging Services with it”.

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‘From Bad To Worse’: Yields Plunge To Record Lows As German Manufacturing Falls Off A Cliff

July 24, 2019July 24, 2019

This “raises the risk of the euro area’s largest member state entering a mild technical recession”.

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(Anti)Trust Me – Again

July 23, 2019July 24, 2019

The bottom line is the same as it was last month

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Nomura’s McElligott Returns, Talks ‘The Halcyon Cross-Asset Short Vol Trading Environment’

July 23, 2019

The market zeitgeist is largely unchanged.

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Trump Sues House Democrats To Block Release Of State Tax Returns, As One Does When One Has Nothing To Hide

July 23, 2019July 23, 2019

“Chairman Neal could decide to request the President’s state returns at any time”.

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Trump Flashes White Supremacist Hand Gesture While Saying ‘AOC’ During Turning Point USA Speech

July 23, 2019July 23, 2019

The president went on to call Tlaib a “vicious crazed lunatic”.

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‘Downside Risks Have Intensified’: IMF Delivers Traditional Quarterly Gloom And Doom Report

July 23, 2019July 23, 2019

“Escalating trade tensions, the possibility of a protracted risk-off episode that exposes financial vulnerabilities and geopolitical tensions”.

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UBS CEO Very Worried About Asset Bubbles, Says ‘Cutting Rates To Infinity’ Not Great For You (Or Him)

July 23, 2019July 23, 2019

“I hope the US won’t follow that”.

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Boris Johnson And Other Fun Tuesday Notables

July 23, 2019July 23, 2019

BoJo takes over and other notables from across the globe.

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After Obligatory Blazing Saddles Reenactment, US Decides Not To Blow Up World With Titanic Debt Default

July 22, 2019July 23, 2019

Not everyone is amused with all the red ink.

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