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US Slaps Chinese Company Zhuhai Zhengrong With Sanctions For Dealing In Iranian Oil

July 22, 2019July 22, 2019

‘We’ve said that we will sanction any sanctionable behavior and we mean it”.

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Elizabeth Warren: An Economic Crash Is Coming

July 22, 2019

“The country’s economic foundation is fragile. A single shock could bring it all down”.

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‘There’s A Small Window Where He’s Awake’: Commerce Department ‘A Disaster’ Under Wilbur Ross, Sources Say

July 22, 2019

“…they try not to put him in a position where that could happen”.

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Trump Dons Rates Strategist Hat, Demands Fed Cuts To Make Things ‘Soooo Much Better’ For His 2020 Campaign

July 22, 2019

“Such a waste of time & money”.

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Iran Swears It Busted Up CIA Spy Ring, Arrests 17 People, Will Kill A Few

July 22, 2019July 22, 2019

Tehran is irritated. 

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‘The Algo Is Agnostic’: Here’s What Happens When You Run NLP On 30 Years Of Fed Communications

July 21, 2019

Parsing central bank communications is more art than science. Or at least it was until now.

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Matches: Full Week Ahead Preview

July 21, 2019July 22, 2019

There are lots of matches just waiting to be struck. 

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Goldman Says You’re Probably Too Obsessed With American Manufacturing

July 21, 2019

Keep it in perspective.

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‘Nobody Wanted To Touch It’: How Trump’s Racist ‘Squad’ Attacks Rocked Republicans

July 21, 2019July 21, 2019

Conway, apparently, didn’t believe the president “fully understood what he had done”. 

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Why Risk Assets Are Immune To Crazy Politics

July 20, 2019July 20, 2019

Whistling past the graveyard since 2009.

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4,000 Conference Call Transcripts Reveal The 2 Main Factors Behind Sour Sentiment

July 20, 2019July 20, 2019

The upshot is…

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In Markets, Summer Melt-Up To Meltdown?

July 20, 2019July 21, 2019

You can hardly blame anyone who’s nervous

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US Launches ‘Operation Sentinel’ In The Gulf As Saudi King Approves Hosting US Troops

July 19, 2019July 20, 2019

“We have patrol aircraft operating in international airspace monitoring the situation”.

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Jim Bullard Says He Wants Jay Powell’s Job, And What John Williams Was Really Trying To Say

July 19, 2019July 19, 2019

“If it were up to Neel Kashkari”…

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Iran Seizes Two Tankers As Gulf Tensions Spiral

July 19, 2019July 20, 2019

“We are presently unable to contact the vessel which is now heading north towards Iran”.

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Trump Falsely Claims He’s God’s Economic Gift To Minnesota After Losing Mind Over Omar Airport Video

July 19, 2019July 20, 2019

“We are going to continue being a nightmare to this president”.

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Amid ‘Russiagate’, Infighting, Matteo Salvini Set To Pull Plug On Italian Government Within Days

July 19, 2019November 14, 2021

The time has come.

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Fed Officials Succeed In Thoroughly Confusing Markets Just In Time For Pre-Meeting Blackout

July 19, 2019July 19, 2019

Silence is golden.

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As US Shoots Down Drone, Iran Makes ‘Substantial Offer’ To Trump

July 18, 2019July 18, 2019

“We are interested in substance”.

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Turkey Dodges US Sanctions Bullet As Local Stocks Head Into 2nd Bull Market Of 2019

July 18, 2019July 18, 2019

Teflon Tayyip?

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Trump On ‘Send Her Back’: I Didn’t Agree With It, But It Was Quite A Chant’

July 18, 2019July 18, 2019

Reporter: “Why didn’t you ask them to stop saying that?”

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‘Send Her Back’: The Lowest Point For Domestic Politics In Modern American History

July 18, 2019November 14, 2021

“It” not only can happen here, it already has happened here.

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Looming Catalysts And A Bad Macro Picture Are ‘Incongruous With Very Low Volatility’: Goldman

July 18, 2019July 18, 2019

The second half of 2019 is likely to be “catalyst-rich”.

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Lindsey Graham: Refugees Who Wear MAGA Hats Won’t Be ‘Sent Back’

July 18, 2019July 18, 2019

To be fair, Graham did offer some conciliatory remarks too.

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Morgan Stanley Delivers Passable Results Despite Trading Stumbles

July 18, 2019July 18, 2019

With its peers on the books, Morgan Stanley was up to bat with Q2 results on Thursday.

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For Some Emerging Markets, It’s Time To Cut While The Cuttin’s Good

July 18, 2019July 18, 2019

South Korea and Indonesia cut rates as the Fed opens door to EM easing.

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Now We Get To Find Out If Trump Is Really Willing To Stand Up To Erdogan

July 17, 2019July 17, 2019

So, sanctions or no sanctions?

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