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‘High Priestess’ Marianne Williamson Scores In Fight Against ‘Dark Psychic Forces’

July 31, 2019November 14, 2021

We laugh. But we laughed at Trump too.

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In Europe, No Green Shoots

July 31, 2019July 31, 2019

There’s little here to suggest the malaise is likely to clear.

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US-China Talks Fizzle Out As Economic Cold War Shows No Signs Of Thawing

July 31, 2019July 31, 2019

According Xinhua, the two sides will hold the next round of talks in September.

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Trump: ‘People In Baltimore Are Happy I’m Bringing Out The Fact It’s Like Living In Hell’

July 30, 2019

“I have no strategy. There’s zero strategy”.

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As Accusations Fly, US-China Relationship Splinters Further At Just The Wrong Time

July 30, 2019

It’s been death by a thousand soundbites this week.

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Here Are The 14 Biggest Problems With Central Banks Being ‘The Only Game In Town’

July 30, 2019July 30, 2019

As we approach a pivotal juncture for the post-crisis monetary policy regime, potential problems are mounting.

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Surprise! Trump Funnels Vast Majority Of $8 Billion In Farmer Bailouts To Wealthy, White Men

July 30, 2019July 30, 2019

Shocking, we know.

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Nomura’s McElligott: ‘Messy’ Dollar Funding Markets May Argue For Fed ‘Power Cut’ – But There’s A Catch

July 30, 2019July 30, 2019

What’s the real rationale behind a potential “shock” cut?

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Trump Furious With China For Not ‘Following Through’ On Farm Promise They Never Made

July 30, 2019July 30, 2019

“They should probably wait out our Election to see if we get one of the Democrat stiffs like Sleepy Joe”.

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Goldman Lifts S&P Price Target, Sees 3,400 In 2020, Slashes EPS Outlook

July 30, 2019July 30, 2019

There’s good news and there’s bad news.

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Out Of Rabbits, A Paralyzed Bank Of Japan Sits Idly By

July 30, 2019July 30, 2019

The BoJ did what they could do on Tuesday – which was nothing.

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Read Elizabeth Warren’s New ‘Our Terms’ Trade Policy

July 29, 2019

“As President, I won’t hand America’s leverage to big corporations to use for their own narrow purposes”.

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No, Donald Trump’s Baltimore Attacks Are Not Comparable To Bernie Sanders’s ‘Third World’ Comments

July 29, 2019July 29, 2019

“I am in a very beautiful oval shaped office”.

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3 US-China Trade Scenarios As Talks Restart Amid ‘Somber Outlook’

July 29, 2019

Curb your enthusiasm.

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They’ll ‘Probably Do Very Little’: A Disgusted Trump Delivers His July FOMC Preview

July 29, 2019July 29, 2019

“Too bad!”

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‘Hates Whites!’ Trump Takes On Al Sharpton, ‘King Elijah’ In Third Day Of Wild Racist Meltdown

July 29, 2019November 14, 2021

“Just doing his thing”.

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Watch Janet Yellen Explain Why She Would Cut Rates, And What Her Interview With Trump Was Like

July 29, 2019July 29, 2019

“I guess, I expressed some skepticism”…

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‘So That’s My Plan’: Here Is Kamala Harris’s Medicare For All Plan

July 29, 2019July 29, 2019

“And what will the result be? Health insurance for every American.”

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Dances With Doves: Full Week Ahead Preview

July 28, 2019July 29, 2019

Trial by fire.

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What To Expect From The Fed At The July Meeting And Press Conference

July 28, 2019July 28, 2019

The wait is almost over.

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‘Serial Bankrupter, Useful Idiot, Mocker Of War Heroes’: Baltimore Hits Back As Trump Triples Down On Cummings Attacks

July 28, 2019July 28, 2019

“Better to have some vermin living in your neighborhood than to be one”.

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‘Living In A Very Strange World’

July 27, 2019November 14, 2021

“Negative credit could soon be the norm”.

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Trump Parrots Fox News Segment In Racially-Charged Elijah Cummings Screed

July 27, 2019July 28, 2019

“His district is a disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess”.

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Corporate Cash Balances Are Hemorrhaging The Most In 40 Years

July 27, 2019July 27, 2019

There’s good news and there’s bad news. 

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Trump Caps Whirlwind Week With Cartoonish Oval Office Scrum, Supreme Court Wall Win

July 26, 2019July 27, 2019

The sheer amount of ground Trump covered on Friday is astonishing.

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In Marathon Twitter Harangue, Trump Goes After China, Apple, WTO, French Wine And Even Fox News

July 26, 2019October 25, 2021

“Proud Warriors!”, “CHEATERS” and other shenanigans.

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Nomura’s McElligott: ‘Goldilocks’ ECB Sets Up ‘Smooth Fed Meeting’ That ‘Keeps The Dream Alive’

July 26, 2019

“Any sort of ECB ultra-dovish ‘shock’ yesterday would have put considerable pressure on the Fed”.

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