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US Economy Lost Jobs In October, Alternative Facts Suggest

November 6, 2025November 7, 2025

If you’ve never heard of the Revelio Public Labor Statistics, don’t worry: The data wasn’t

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BoE Gambles On Inflation Ebb With Dovish Pivot

November 6, 2025November 7, 2025

Bank of England policy decisions are comedic these days. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen

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Bleak Report Shows US Job Cuts Soaring, Hiring Plans Plunging

November 6, 2025November 7, 2025

Job cuts. They’re happening in America. Lots of them by appearances. The monthly Challenger, Gray

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Zohran Mamdani’s Not Crazy, The Rest Of Us Are

November 5, 2025November 6, 2025

I have no interest in debating New Yorkers about the merits of a Zohran Mamdani

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US Services Activity Heats Up. Price Index Is Sky-High

November 5, 2025November 6, 2025

If you’re looking for recession canaries, you won’t find them in the marquee measure of

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Treasury Tweaks Coupon Auction Guidance First Time Since Yellen

November 5, 2025November 6, 2025

For the first time since Janet Yellen inaugurated conciliatory language to placate an irritable market

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Coy Labor Market Leaves Fed Divided

November 5, 2025November 6, 2025

Private sector employers in the US added more jobs than expected in October, this week’s

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36 Days

November 4, 2025November 5, 2025

Not that markets care (Tuesday’s stock selloff had nothing to do with whether the US

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In US Housing, Turnover’s Never Been Lower

November 4, 2025November 4, 2025

America’s resale housing market remains woefully — perennially, even– beset. Closings have managed just a

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The Underappreciated Impact Of Leveraged Stock ETFs

November 4, 2025November 5, 2025

Occasionally, you’ll see a mainstream financial media article about leveraged ETFs, but such pieces are

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Another Froth Chart

November 4, 2025November 5, 2025

Did you hear? There’s a bubble afoot. The financial media’s all over it. Michael Burry

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Shiller! Bubbles! Burry!

November 4, 2025November 5, 2025

Ted Pick says “We should welcome the possibility [of a] 10% to 15% drawdown” in

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Virtuous Circle Or Rehypothecation?

November 3, 2025November 4, 2025

Another session, another circular AI deal. If this all implodes one day — you can

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Bullish Stocks, Bearish Life

November 3, 2025November 4, 2025

I wish I were a Pollyanna. Really I do. Whenever I pen something that’s constructive

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33 Out Of 36

November 3, 2025November 4, 2025

The first of this week’s key US macro updates suggested factory activity across the world’s

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One Word: Strong

November 3, 2025November 4, 2025

Earnings season in the US is going well. Maybe you noticed. Specifically, 82% of companies

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It’s Jobs Week In The US, BLS Or No BLS

November 2, 2025November 3, 2025

In the days ahead, an assemblage of private sector US macro releases will give traders

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Fed Succumbs To Polarization Plaguing America

November 2, 2025November 3, 2025

Jerome Powell wasn’t exaggerating last week when he said there were “strongly different views” on

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Weekly: The AI Spending Question

November 1, 2025November 3, 2025

Now we’re supposed to believe investors are newly skeptical of AI spending. Just not at

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Buffett’s Cash Pile Hits New Record At $382 Billion

November 1, 2025November 3, 2025

It’s a Berkshire weekend. They always sneak up on me. Ol’ Warren (and “ol’” isn’t

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War With Venezuela Has Nothing To Do With Cocaine

October 31, 2025November 2, 2025

Donald Trump’s probably going to bomb the Venezuelan mainland. By the time you read this,

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They’re Selling The Gold!

October 31, 2025November 1, 2025

They’re selling gold. Or at least they were. Sun-colored metal headed into Friday down two

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The Gen Z Put

October 31, 2025November 2, 2025

I can’t. Ok, I can, but it’s really, really hard. Suffer Wall Street strategists’ pretensions

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Eternity

October 30, 2025October 30, 2025

I believe nostalgia [is] a model of unanimous eternity. The exile who with melting heart

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Amazon Hits The Trifecta, Apple Stokes Holiday Optimism

October 30, 2025November 1, 2025

Amazon topped estimates in results released after the bell on Thursday. Total revenue in Q3

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Where To Now?

October 30, 2025October 31, 2025

I don’t love Mag7 reporting days. Or maybe I should say Mag6 reporting days. Tesla’s

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Never Mind That Mushroom Cloud

October 30, 2025October 31, 2025

“I guess, on [a] scale from zero to 10, I would say the meeting was

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