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Season’s Greetings

October 27, 2025October 29, 2025

I don’t love historical analogues in the market context. In a similar vein, I’m instinctually

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Squeeeeeeeze

October 27, 2025October 28, 2025

Earlier this month, I endeavored to explain why equities were trading short. It wasn’t complicated

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2 Comments on Squeeeeeeeze

It Worked.

October 27, 2025October 28, 2025

Congratulations to Javier Milei and, just as importantly from some vantage points, Scott Bessent: Argentines

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7 Comments on It Worked.

What To Expect From The October FOMC Meeting

October 26, 2025October 27, 2025

A rate cut. Spoiler alert. That’s the short version. And there really isn’t a “long”

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Free-Wheeling And Dealing

October 26, 2025October 27, 2025

Donald Trump and Xi Jinping have a deal. Or at least the contours of one.

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Weekly: Bells At The Top?

October 25, 2025October 27, 2025

The equity rally off the “Liberation Day” panic lows sure is exhibiting a lot of

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Gold.

October 24, 2025

F-ck gold. It’s worthless. Who’s mad already?! I’m kidding, I’m kidding. Mostly. I just can’t

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Gipper Grievances

October 24, 2025October 27, 2025

I suppose — indeed I hope, because if not it means a lot of you are

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Bad Vibes

October 24, 2025October 26, 2025

With the usual caveat that it’s what consumers do that counts, not necessarily what they

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Fed Gets Rate-Cut Green Light From BLS

October 24, 2025October 26, 2025

“Welcome back to the office. President Trump’s expecting good news.” Furloughed US government statisticians temporarily

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US Economy Ok For Now, But Maybe Not For Long

October 24, 2025October 25, 2025

Guess what? Activity across the US economy picked up in early October when businesses and,

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All Skewed Up

October 23, 2025October 24, 2025

You don’t need to hedge what you don’t own. And vice versa. That simple, axiomatic

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For Many US Home Hopefuls, ‘Affordable’ Remains A Distant Prospect

October 23, 2025October 24, 2025

It says a lot, none of it especially encouraging, about the resale market for US

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Vladimir, It’s Don. I Sanctioned Your Oil. Call Me Back.

October 23, 2025October 24, 2025

Don’t worry about it, it’s just a negotiating tactic. And the world’s anyway awash in

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‘If This Was A Normal Cycle’

October 22, 2025October 22, 2025

In “This Time Was Different” I talked at some length about the uniqueness of the

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A Word (Or 900) On Tesla

October 22, 2025October 23, 2025

Since he stepped down as co-POTUS in April, I lost track of the daily melodrama

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This Time Was Different…

October 22, 2025October 24, 2025

Any retelling of the post-pandemic macro narrative has to include a nod to the fact

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King Trump In Hot Pursuit Of Own Shutdown Record

October 22, 2025October 23, 2025

Congratulations to Donald Trump. First for maneuvering into the extremely enviable position of being able

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Americans Are Still Bailing On Home Contracts Despite ‘Low’ Rates

October 22, 2025October 23, 2025

US mortgage rates. They’re high and low at the same time. High in the context

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Trump Likes Chances In $230 Million Settlement Claim Against Himself

October 21, 2025October 22, 2025

Donald Trump’s allegedly demanding the Justice Department he now controls write him a check —

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Gold Rally Finally Collapses Under Its Own Weight

October 21, 2025October 22, 2025

Earlier this month, when spot gold first cleared $4,000, I gently suggested it was time

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Vol Supply Wave Smothered Nascent Stock Selloff

October 21, 2025October 22, 2025

This’ll be a little esoteric for some readers, but that’s ok: Esoterica’s part of the

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Glass Ceilings, Iron Ladies

October 21, 2025October 22, 2025

We’re witnessing “a new dawn for Japanese policymaking.” So said Fumitake Fujita of the Japan

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Much Ado About Idiosyncratic Nothings

October 20, 2025October 21, 2025

I hate to say “I told you so,” but you have to be careful with

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Leave The Buybacks, Take The Capex

October 20, 2025October 21, 2025

Buybacks or capex? Cue the knight from The Last Crusade: “You must choose. But choose

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The Risks Of Trump’s Brazen Latin America Policy

October 20, 2025October 21, 2025

Late last year, following Donald Trump’s reelection, a piece in Foreign Affairs predicted an end

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China Posts Small GDP Beat, But Retail Sales Abysmal

October 19, 2025October 21, 2025

China barely kept up appearances in the third quarter amid lackluster domestic demand and what

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