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Trump, Putin Turn The Screws On Zelensky

November 21, 2025November 24, 2025

All Donald Trump wants in Ukraine is a “win-win scenario.” That’s according to Karoline Leavitt,

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Fed Doves Get Nothing As US Economy Seen ‘Buoyant’

November 21, 2025November 21, 2025

“Relatively buoyant.” That’s the US economy, according to S&P Global, which on Friday released preliminary

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Preach

November 20, 2025November 21, 2025

Ok, I’m gonna to do a little preachin.’ You can take it or leave it,

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McElligott On Nvidia And The Santa Rally Check List

November 20, 2025November 21, 2025

Nvidia did “the Atlas thing,” Nomura’s Charlie McElligott said Thursday, as a still-nervous US equity

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‘It’s Only A Buyer’s Market If You Can Afford To Buy’

November 20, 2025November 21, 2025

Existing home sales in the US were — how should I put this? — very

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Delayed Jobs Report Leaves December Fed Question Unanswered

November 20, 2025November 21, 2025

The US economy added more than twice as many jobs as expected in September after

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‘Everywhere, Everything, All At Once’: Nvidia Blows Away Estimates

November 19, 2025November 20, 2025

Vive la révolution! Nvidia sold some chips last quarter. Quite a few of them, actually.

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Fed Sounds Biased Against December Rate Cut

November 19, 2025November 20, 2025

Pretty much the only thing everyone agreed on at last month’s FOMC meeting was that

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Trump Nixes October Jobs Report

November 19, 2025November 20, 2025

Oh, good: A teachable moment for a political scientist in a room full of macro-market

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Save The Buybacks!

November 19, 2025November 19, 2025

How important are buybacks? That’s a rhetorical question. The answer, qualitatively, is “very.” If you

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Forlorn US Housing Can’t Catch A Damn Break

November 19, 2025November 19, 2025

They’re, um, still struggling to buy the homes. “They” is any American who wants a

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Wall Street’s Most Famous Bear Suggests This Time’s Different

November 19, 2025November 20, 2025

This time’s different. Don’t get testy with me. I didn’t say it. Rather, it was

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AI Bubble Tail Risk Rises Sharply Among Fund Managers

November 18, 2025November 18, 2025

It feels like this should go without saying by now, which is why I relegated

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Mike Wilson, Uber-Bull?

November 18, 2025November 19, 2025

For the better part of three years, Morgan Stanley’s Mike Wilson insisted the US economy

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Capex And Clickbait

November 18, 2025November 19, 2025

You’ve all seen the chart right? The one about fund managers and capex? If not,

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McElligott On Stock Churn: ‘Relax’

November 18, 2025November 19, 2025

“Relax, it’s just PNL protection.” That’s what Nomura’s Charlie McElligott had to say Tuesday about

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US Private Sector Is Still Losing Jobs

November 18, 2025November 18, 2025

I feel like I should introduce this brief update with a reminder: We’re getting weekly

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Lowest Cash Levels On Record Shout ‘Sell!’

November 18, 2025November 19, 2025

Late last week, while previewing the November edition of his global fund manager survey, BofA’s

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Back-From-The-Dead Bonds Are Finally Beating Cash

November 17, 2025November 18, 2025

Don’t look now, but US Treasurys are on track for their best year since 2020.

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Are C-Suite AI Bulls All Hat And No Cattle?

November 17, 2025November 18, 2025

Nearly two-thirds of S&P 500 companies mentioned AI during their Q3 quarterly analyst calls. Around

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AI Bubble Fears Morph Into CDS Hysteria

November 17, 2025November 18, 2025

Late last week, I wrote about the hullabaloo over Oracle’s credit default swaps. The overarching

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China Loses It With ‘Dirty Neck’ Takaichi

November 17, 2025November 18, 2025

One thing was clear enough when Sanae Takaichi held “direct and candid talks” with Xi

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Wage Growth Goes K-Shaped

November 16, 2025December 21, 2025

When we talk about (complain about) America’s so-called “K-shaped” economy in the post-pandemic era, we

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World’s Most Important Macro Release Returns

November 16, 2025November 17, 2025

The newly-reopened US government will release two-month-old employment figures this week. I’d suggest no one

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Weekly: Don’t Forget The Fed

November 15, 2025November 17, 2025

The disorienting to-and-fro of momo and meme stocks — and associated fretting over the psychological

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Adriana Kugler’s Husband Made Some Trades

November 15, 2025November 17, 2025

When Adriana Kugler bailed on the Fed in August, gifting Donald Trump an open seat

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Crocodile Tears For Main Street

November 14, 2025November 16, 2025

It’s rough out there, where “out there” means Main Street in America. Hell, in some

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