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Trillion-Dollar Man

December 8, 2025December 9, 2025

China’s export machine rumbled back last month after sputtering in October, a relief for an

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Year-End Stock Rally Has Green Light, Popular Strategist Says

December 7, 2025December 9, 2025

The back half of December should be strong for US equities. Note the emphasis. A

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Trump’s Plan B For Controlling The FOMC

December 7, 2025December 8, 2025

March 1. That’s the deadline for confirming regional Fed presidents, and it matters because the

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What To Expect From 2025’s Final FOMC Meeting

December 7, 2025December 8, 2025

A rate cut. That’s what to expect. Spoiler alert, I know. The Fed will deliver

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Weekly: Dead End

December 6, 2025December 8, 2025

During his first and, mercifully for Republicans, only, debate with Kamala Harris, Donald Trump famously

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Feel The Burns

December 5, 2025December 7, 2025

Soon enough, Donald Trump will announce Jerome Powell’s successor. That person — probably Kevin Hassett

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‘Relatively Dismal’: Another Month, Another Record Mood Low

December 5, 2025December 7, 2025

Could’ve been worse? That’s a question. I’m not sure of the answer. The preliminary read

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The BEA’s Open!

December 5, 2025December 6, 2025

The BEA’s open. Hooray! After a lengthy blackout brought on by the longest US government

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The 2020s In One Chart

December 5, 2025December 7, 2025

You’ve heard it again and again. More times, probably, than you care to by now:

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JPMorgan Sees Path To S&P 8,000 On ‘FOBO’

December 4, 2025December 5, 2025

Were you curious as to what America’s largest bank expects for US equities in 2026?

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Melting Jobs Market Mocks Trump’s ‘Golden Age’ Narrative

December 4, 2025December 5, 2025

How seriously should we take alternative measures of the world’s most important macro readout? That

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Holiday-Impacted Claims Plunge Is Meaningless

December 4, 2025

Mind the holiday distortion. I’ll say it again: Mind the holiday distortion. I’m not necessarily

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Hiring Plans Lowest in 15 Years As Christmas Hires Plunge

December 4, 2025December 5, 2025

Last month, one unfortunate soul with tens of thousands of social media followers took it

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2025 Becomes Fifth Worst Year Ever For US Job Cuts

December 4, 2025December 5, 2025

For just the third time since 2008, US firms announced more than 70,000 job cuts

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Hassett Has It?

December 3, 2025December 4, 2025

Bad news is good news. You know how it goes. The US labor market’s plainly

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Green Shoots? US Home Purchase Apps Hit 33-Month High

December 3, 2025

Don’t look now, but a key measure of purchase activity in the still-beset US housing

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Small Businesses Turn On GOP With 120,000 Mass Layoff

December 3, 2025December 4, 2025

A year ago, Donald Trump’s presidential second coming triggered the largest increase on the marquee

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Stagflation Mercifully Eases Across Vast US Services Sector

December 3, 2025December 4, 2025

When all else fails — as it appears to be currently — you can always

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Trump Loses The Labor Market

December 3, 2025December 4, 2025

Donald Trump just lost it. The US labor market, I mean. Sure, you could argue

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Behold: Rent Deflation

December 2, 2025December 3, 2025

Good news for America’s renters. That’s something I don’t say very often. Maybe I shouldn’t

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How The AI Trade ‘Breaks’

December 2, 2025December 3, 2025

Investors are “buying the dream.” That’s the message from BofA’s Savita Subramanian headed into 2026,

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Sam Altman’s ‘Code Red’

December 2, 2025December 3, 2025

It’s tough being Sam Altman since November 18. That’s the day Google launched Gemini 3.

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Congress Needs To Stop The Drug Boat Bombings

December 2, 2025December 3, 2025

Obviously, the US government shouldn’t be involved in the commission of war crimes. Alas, the

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Google AI Coup Presages Clash Of The Titans

December 1, 2025December 3, 2025

I spent an enormous (but not inordinate) amount of time last month editorializing around what

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New OpenAI, Nvidia Deals Fan Bubble Banter

December 1, 2025December 2, 2025

One of the most talked about phenomena across markets over the past three months is

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American Manufacturing’s ‘Forever Recession’ Rolls On

December 1, 2025December 2, 2025

Another month, another lackluster read on the US manufacturing sector which, according to Donald Trump,

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BoJ Wobbles Risk Sentiment With Rate Hike Nod

December 1, 2025December 2, 2025

Market documentarians were back to peddling the BoJ “structural shift” narrative on Monday in the

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