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Trump Doubles Down On Middle-Class Tax Cut Pledge. Says You’ll Get Relief If He Gets The House

January 21, 2020

Call it a quid pro quo.

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Don’t Say It, Ray! Dalio Reprises Infamous ‘Cash Is Trash’ Call, Raising Specter Of 2018 Rout

January 21, 2020January 21, 2020

“Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?”

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‘This Really Isn’t Complicated’: Relentless Tech Rally Prompts Calls For ‘Nasty’ Pullback

January 21, 2020

There’s a silver lining, though.

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Trump’s Wild Davos Boast: I’ve Created ‘A Boom The Likes Of Which The World Has Never Seen Before’

January 21, 2020January 21, 2020

“We have not even started, because the numbers we’re talking about are massive”.

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‘People Are Cashing Out’: China’s Yuan Slides Most Since August, Shares Dive As Markets Get Mystery Virus

January 21, 2020January 21, 2020

Nothing like a pneumonia apocalypse to take some of the “hype” out of things.

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Hong Kong Shares Are Patient Zero In Viral Pneumonia Scare

January 21, 2020January 21, 2020

“There is a risk of an exponential outbreak”.

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Macron’s Claims Of Trump Tariff Truce May Be False Dawn Amid Fractious US-EU Relationship

January 20, 2020January 21, 2020

“…we’re going to have to do things that are very bad for them”.

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IMF Issues Obligatory Downward Revision To Global Growth. Says Things Are Better, But Still Scary

January 20, 2020January 20, 2020

“The projected recovery for global growth remains uncertain”.

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How Long Can Liquidity Trump Fundamentals?

January 20, 2020January 20, 2020

Maybe forever, but a word of caution…

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JPMorgan’s ‘Great Rotation II’ Thesis Hits Roadblock: Retail Investors May Be Maxed Out

January 20, 2020January 20, 2020

There’s just one problem…

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Risk Appetite Moderates But If This Is As Bad As It Gets, All Is Well

January 20, 2020January 20, 2020

Oil is the big story Monday, although many will just write it off to more geopolitical wrangling in far-flung locales.

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Gary Cohn: The Economy Is Great, But Trade War And Tariffs ‘Totally Hurt The United States’

January 19, 2020January 19, 2020

“At this point, I don’t have any intention not to vote for the president”.

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Markets Pray For Return Of Goldilocks (Sans Bears)

January 19, 2020January 20, 2020

Fingers crossed on “her” being the chauffeur.

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With Trump Trial, Alan Dershowitz Resigns To Fate As Professional Devil’s Advocate, Publicity Hound

January 19, 2020

His animus used to serve a jurisprudential purpose  – now, he’s just a cartoon. 

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‘Coiled’ Bonds, ‘Kinetic Tension’ And The Return Of Reflation Frustration

January 19, 2020January 19, 2020

How’s that for dramatizing things? 

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Tech Is A Bubble Again. Sorry.

January 18, 2020January 19, 2020

It’s pretty glaring, folks.

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Are ETF Providers Hoping For A Selloff?

January 18, 2020January 18, 2020

No. But in a way, maybe!

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‘He Was Supposed To Be Invincible’: Trump Entertains Mar-A-Lago Guests With Soleimani Strike Details

January 18, 2020January 18, 2020

“I said, where is this guy? That was the last I heard from him”.

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Global Equities Are Up 32% From 2018’s Lows. Does Anyone Really Care About The ‘Why’?

January 17, 2020January 18, 2020

“What difference does it make?”

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Volatility-Targeting Leverage Nears Highest Since January 2018. But You Probably Shouldn’t Panic

January 17, 2020January 18, 2020

“Escalator up/elevator down”. But don’t forget the nuance.

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David Tepper E-Mails Joe Kernen: ‘I Like Riding A Running Horse Until I Get Off’

January 17, 2020January 17, 2020

Priceless market humor.

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Trump Joins OJ Simpson, Jeffrey Epstein On List Of Totally Innocent People Represented By Alan Dershowitz

January 17, 2020December 22, 2023

“Professor Dershowitz is nonpartisan”.

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‘Just As A Heavy Object Warps Spacetime’: All Hail The 4 Vol-Suppressing Forces

January 17, 2020January 17, 2020

“Aggregate gamma on the S&P 500 was positive for more than three-fourths of 2019”.

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Amid Global Euphoria, European Volatility Gauge Dives To Record Low

January 17, 2020January 17, 2020

‘Japanification’ is good!

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About That ‘Boris Bounce’: UK Retail Sales In Worst Run Since 1996

January 17, 2020January 17, 2020

This suggests that not only does the “Boris bounce” lack durability , it may never have existed in the first place.

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China Beats Across The Board With Key December Activity Data. GDP Matches Estimates

January 16, 2020January 16, 2020

Not out of the woods yet, but there is a light at the end of this tunnel (to mix clichéd metaphors).

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Welcome To ‘Blow-Off Top’ 2020

January 16, 2020January 17, 2020

Featuring Google $1 trillion and the best day for Morgan Stanley in years.

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