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White House Broke Federal Law In Ukraine Aid Scheme, GAO Says

January 16, 2020

“Faithful execution of the law does not permit the president to substitute his own policy priorities for those that Congress has enacted into law”.

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Trump, Savior Of ‘Forgotten Americans,’ Handed Wall Street $32.4 Billion in 2018, 2019

January 16, 2020January 16, 2020

“Will you say, ‘Thank you, Mr. President,’ at least, huh?” 

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As Parnas Implicates Trump To Maddow, Ukraine Opens Investigation Into Donor’s Claims Of Yovanovitch Tail

January 16, 2020October 12, 2021

“[He’s] a weird character”.

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If I Had ‘Wings’ I Would Fly, Let Me Contemplate: Nomura’s McElligott Flags Potential Path To Sloppier Price Action

January 16, 2020January 16, 2020

It’s a “BIG ‘if”, though.

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MAGA Economy Gets Spate Of Good News In Retail Sales, Philly Fed

January 16, 2020January 16, 2020

In an election year, every little print helps.

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Eight Months After Bear Market, Erdogan Drives Real Rates Negative As Local Stocks Boom

January 16, 2020January 16, 2020

You can’t keep a “good” autocrat down.

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Morgan Stanley Posts Another Good Quarter, Logs Record Full-Year Revenue, Profits

January 16, 2020January 16, 2020

An across-the-board beat – or at least on a quick read.

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What’s Behind The Rally? It’s The Liquidity, Stupid.

January 15, 2020January 16, 2020

“And I think we ought to be sensitive to that”.

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Germany Just Logged The Worst Annual Growth In 6 Years (While Posting An Eighth Straight Budget Surplus)

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020

A year to forget.

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After Marathon Harangue, Trump Signs Trade Deal With China’s Liu He. Here Are The Highlights, Details

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020

“Trump is out here doing an improv comedy routine”.

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Marko Kolanovic Flags Iran ‘Tail Risk’ After Soleimani Strike. Says Investors Should Hedge Into US Election

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020

“The market currently is not pricing any significant risk”.

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‘The Senate Is On Trial As Well As The President’: Here Are Your Impeachment Managers

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020

“We’ve always felt a certain urgency about this”.

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Disastrous Inflation Print Points To Imminent BOE Rate Cut

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020

“If we defer, then risks of a low inflation trap, which would certainly not be a benign outcome, would rise”

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Goldman Delivers Big Revenue Beat As FICC Surges, EPS Misses On Legal Charge

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020

Also, the new divisional revamp makes for an interesting read.

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Target Plunges In Potentially Ominous Sign For Trump’s ‘Biggest Holiday Season In US History’

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020

“Our holiday sales did not meet our expectations”

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Bank Of America Delivers A Resounding ‘Meh’

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020

All in all, this doesn’t look fantastic.

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‘Can’t Believe Trump Hasn’t Fired This B**ch’: Giuliani Associate Parnas, Hyde Had Ambassador Yovanovitch Tailed In Ukraine

January 14, 2020January 15, 2020

“Guess you can do anything in Ukraine with money”.

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Bloomberg Freaks Out As Trump Prepares To Restrict Financial Media Access To Economic Data Releases

January 14, 2020

HFTs are licking their electronic chops.

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China Tariffs Will Remain In Place At Least Until Election: Reports

January 14, 2020January 14, 2020

“Womp, womp”.

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Trump’s Sham Trial In The Senate To Begin Next Week, McConnell Says

January 14, 2020January 14, 2020

Let the sham begin!

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Elizabeth Warren Says Will Bypass Congress To Cancel Student Loan Debt On ‘Day One’

January 14, 2020

“We’re facing a crisis that’s holding back our economy and crushing millions of American families”.

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Did Analysts Suddenly Give Up On Reverse Engineering Their Buy Ratings? Asking For Albert Edwards

January 14, 2020January 14, 2020

“Greenspan actually believed that all those analysts making these high and higher LT eps forecasts independently couldn’t be wrong”.

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Investors Who RSVP’d For World War III Now Ditching Gold, Yen

January 14, 2020

Who needs insurance when the shooting war is called off and the trade war is on hold?

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Inflation Comes In Cool, Underscoring Fed Patience

January 14, 2020January 14, 2020

The narrative persists.

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Nomura’s McElligott: ‘It’s Getting Hot’, But ‘Perpetually Easy’ Fin Conditions ‘Keeps Train Rolling’

January 14, 2020January 14, 2020

The proximate cause is no secret.

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JPMorgan Beats As FICC Is Predictable Blowout On Easy Comp. Dimon Cites ‘Complex Geopolitical Issues’

January 14, 2020January 14, 2020

“We face a continued high level of complex geopolitical issues”.

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China’s December Trade Data Breezes Past Expectations

January 13, 2020January 13, 2020

This is ostensibly helpful for the reflation narrative.

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