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America Is (Still) Serious About ‘President’ Pete Buttigieg

February 4, 2020February 5, 2020

What would a general election look like that pits Mayor Pete against a would-be third world strongman?

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To The Moon.

February 4, 2020February 4, 2020

It’s quite an amazing thing.

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Larry Kudlow, Virologist: Coronavirus ‘Not In Full Flower’ Yet, Will Delay Trump’s ‘Export Boom’

February 4, 2020February 4, 2020

“That is true.”

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‘Monstrous’ Bond Rally Could Reverse Near-Term, Nomura’s McElligott Says. Here’s Why…

February 4, 2020February 4, 2020

Spoiler alert: His longer-term outlook is unchanged. Near-term action will be “just another swing in the pendulum”.

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What Collapsing Oil Prices Are Saying About The Impact Of The Coronavirus

February 4, 2020February 4, 2020

An “urgent” assessment.

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Risk Appetite Returns To Global Markets As PBoC Spotted With Bazooka

February 4, 2020February 4, 2020

Whatever it takes.

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3 Things: ‘Ok, Google’, Coronavirus Cases Hit 20,000, FOMO Or Bust

February 3, 2020February 4, 2020

An exceedingly rare, buyable dip? Or maybe not so much, given the whole pandemic thing…

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What Role Did CTAs Play In Recent Price Action? A Quick Comment

February 3, 2020February 3, 2020

Take it for what it’s worth.

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Meanwhile, In Turkey…

February 3, 2020February 3, 2020

Inflation jump drives real rates further into negative territory, while Erdogan “neutralizes” nearly three-dozen of Assad’s troops.

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Sorry Mr. Trump, But China Is Going To Need Some ‘Leniency’ On All That Stuff They Promised To Buy

February 3, 2020February 3, 2020

It’s a “disaster”. And an “unforeseeable event”.

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ISM Manufacturing Jumps Back Into Expansion For First Time Since July

February 3, 2020

…no matter how fleeting the bounce may prove.

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Nomura’s McElligott: Gamma Impulse Again Concurrent With SPX Move, Markets ‘Stable’ But Iowa Risk Looms

February 3, 2020February 3, 2020

Let’s keep things “edgy”, shall we?

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Hong Kong’s Economy Shrank 2.9% On Year In Q4. And That Counts As ‘Good’ News These Days

February 3, 2020

It is, in a word, unfortunate.

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As Yuan Short Calls Grow, Will Coronavirus Infect US-China Trade Deal?

February 3, 2020February 3, 2020

The trade talks and the epidemic could soon become entangled, just as national security and trade became inextricably bound up last year. 

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After Stock Plunge, China Accuses Trump Administration Of Acting ‘Inappropriately’ In Virus Fight

February 3, 2020February 3, 2020

“… some countries, the US in particular, have inappropriately overreacted, which certainly runs counter to WHO advice”.

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China Delivers Larger-Than-Expected Repo Rate Cut, Says Industrial Profits Fell 6.3% In December

February 2, 2020February 2, 2020

Pardon the central bank cliché.

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Chinese Markets Plunge In Dramatic Reopening After Holiday: The Visuals

February 2, 2020February 3, 2020

“Too late to sell, too early to buy”.

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China And The Virus Aren’t The Only Things To Trade On This Week…

February 2, 2020February 2, 2020

Misses could exacerbate the bond rally. Beats may assuage fears.

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China To Inject Record 1.2 Trillion Yuan Amid Virus Worries. But Please, Mind The Details

February 2, 2020February 2, 2020

There’s plenty of nuance.

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Saudi Aramco Falls To Lowest Since IPO As Regional Shares Sink

February 2, 2020

The mood is sour, to say the least.

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As The Condemned Awaits The Hangman, Mainland Markets In China Brace For Rout

February 1, 2020February 2, 2020

Gallows humor.

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South Korea’s Export Slump Extends To 14 Months On Holiday Effects. From Here, It’s All About The Virus

February 1, 2020

The optics leave something to be desired.

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Amid Virus Scare, We’re Golden.

February 1, 2020February 1, 2020

But c’est la vie…

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Crude Shorts Surge 50% As Virus ‘Black Swan’ Pushes Oil To Worst January Since 1991

February 1, 2020

It underscores the primacy of those concerns even in an environment plagued by worries on the supply side.

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Jeff Gundlach Probably About 90% Correct To Say Chances Of Fed Cut Are About 90%

February 1, 2020

“Now a 90% chance of a 2020 cut”.

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Donald Trump Is Above The Law. It’s Time America Just Admits It.

January 31, 2020February 1, 2020

He’s a third world strongman.

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State Of Emergency.

January 31, 2020January 31, 2020

Who’s excited for mainland Chinese markets to reopen?

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