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Skeptics Flag ‘Simply Ludicrous’ Stock Valuations, ‘Unprecedented’ Divergence Amid Central Bank Support

January 13, 2020January 14, 2020

…depending on how hard the Fed wants to punch, that is a fight that is difficult to win.

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Don’t Call It A Bubble: Nasdaq Floats Off Into Stratosphere As ‘Other 1 Percenters’ Conjure 1999 Parallel

January 13, 2020January 13, 2020

When it rains bullish catalysts it pours, but under the hood, questions linger around the reflation narrative.

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In ‘Dramatic Shift’, US Credit Investors No Longer Fear Recession

January 13, 2020

In other words, there’s a sense in which recession fears really aren’t “elevated” anymore.

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Suddenly, China Isn’t A Currency Manipulator Anymore

January 13, 2020January 13, 2020

And therein lies the irony.

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JPMorgan Asks: Is This The January 2018 Melt-Up All Over Again?

January 13, 2020January 14, 2020

…it’s not hard to create scary-looking visuals.

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Need Some Troops? Donald Trump Will Literally Sell You Some For $1 Billion ‘In The Bank’

January 13, 2020January 13, 2020

“I’m gonna send ’em to you, but you gotta pay us”.

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‘Boris Bounce’ In Jeopardy As BOE Doves, Dour Data Trigger Pound Pain

January 13, 2020

Remember, the UK still needs to negotiate a post-divorce trade deal with the EU by the end of the year.

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Big Week Starts With Key Assets Looking To Retrace 2019’s Trade War Moves

January 13, 2020January 13, 2020

As Trump would say: “We’ll see what happens”.

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Pelosi: Mitch McConnell Complicit In Cover-Up, Americans Will Eventually Hold Him Accountable

January 12, 2020

“Everything he says about someone else is a projection”.

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Senator Mike Lee To Jake Tapper: Soleimani ‘Four Embassies’ Story Is ‘News To Me’

January 12, 2020January 12, 2020

“I didn’t hear anything about that”.

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The Earnings Recession Is Finally Here. Apparently, That Just Means Buy Stocks

January 12, 2020January 14, 2020

We’ve been over this before

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Reflation Trade Faded In 2020’s Opening Days As Reversal Strategy Is ‘Bang-On’

January 11, 2020

Maybe the “slow-flation” trade isn’t a “relic” after all.

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Peter Navarro: Until The Bond Market Starts Caring, Trump Can Balloon The Deficit

January 11, 2020

“I was born, Peter, of an age, when the Republican party was the party of fiscal prudence”.

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‘Mind The Lesson From 2008’ As Private Asset AUM Booms Despite Hedge Fund Underperformance

January 11, 2020

“While warehousing more illiquidity risk is not a problem for long-term investors in normal times”…

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Repo Apocalypse Was Averted. Now What?

January 11, 2020

“It is too early to break out the ‘mission accomplished’ banner”.

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‘Khamenei Is A Murderer!’ Iranians Protest After Government Admits ‘Unforgivable Mistake’ In 737 Disaster

January 11, 2020January 12, 2020

“The Islamic Republic of Iran deeply regrets this”.

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Powell In 2014: The Dot Plot Is A Lot Like Chernobyl

January 10, 2020January 10, 2020

“Plain English”.

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Trump To Laura Ingraham: ‘Don’t Think’ Americans Have Right To Know Why Soleimani Was Killed

January 10, 2020January 11, 2020

“I can reveal that I believe it would have been four embassies”.

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Pompeo, Mnuchin Essentially Outlaw Iran’s Entire Economy

January 10, 2020

More “maximum” pressure.

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Iraq To Mike Pompeo: Get Out. It’s Time For America To Leave. We Mean it.

January 10, 2020

“Send delegates to Iraq to prepare a mechanism to carry out the parliament’s resolution”.

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Nomura’s McElligott: ‘It Would Take An Enormous Macro Shock’ To Tip Systematic Dominoes

January 10, 2020January 10, 2020

“This VERY ‘Long Gamma’ dynamic continues to act as a market shock-absorber”.

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Decade’s Last Jobs Report Is Passable, But Underwhelming

January 10, 2020January 10, 2020

It’s been a good run…

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Iran In Tough Spot Over Downed 737 As International Community Blames Missile Strike

January 10, 2020January 11, 2020

Abedzadeh insists it’s “not possible”.

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Matt Gaetz Finds Spine, Votes With Democrats To Curtail Trump’s War Powers

January 9, 2020January 9, 2020

“I represent more troops than any other member of this body. I buried one of them earlier today at Arlington”.

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As Stocks Power To Nosebleed Levels, Even Jeremy Siegel Is Worried

January 9, 2020January 10, 2020

Spoiler alert: It’s been a “momentum-driven market” for a long, long time, Jeremy.

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97% Of CFOs Say US Economy Is Headed For Downturn, 77% Say Stocks Overvalued

January 9, 2020January 9, 2020

If some of this sounds overtly negative to you, don’t worry…

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737 That Crashed Outside Tehran Likely Downed By Errant Missile: Officials

January 9, 2020January 9, 2020

No matter how you slice it, this is a senseless tragedy.

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