Skip to content
Thursday, November 05, 2026
Heisenberg Report

Heisenberg Report

Sign In Subscribe
  • Home
  • Markets
  • Economy
  • Politics
  • Weekly
  • Monthly Letters
  • Kitsch Register

Author: therealheisenberg

Maybe They Do Ring Bells At The Top: Viral Plague Edition

January 31, 2020January 31, 2020

Nailed it.

Read More

4 Comments on Maybe They Do Ring Bells At The Top: Viral Plague Edition

MNI Marvels At Sheer ‘Hugeness’ Of Dastardly Chicago PMI Miss

January 31, 2020January 31, 2020

For months, ISM manufacturing has been the odd man out – but nothing like this.

Read More

Leave a Comment on MNI Marvels At Sheer ‘Hugeness’ Of Dastardly Chicago PMI Miss

Find Me A Silver Lining (Other Than Margins) In These Caterpillar Numbers

January 31, 2020

And speaking of not very inspiring…

Read More

Leave a Comment on Find Me A Silver Lining (Other Than Margins) In These Caterpillar Numbers

A Sick Albatross.

January 31, 2020January 31, 2020

Quarantines, travel restrictions and macabre humor.

Read More

3 Comments on A Sick Albatross.

So Much For ‘Green Shoots’: Europe Posts Worst Quarter For Growth In Almost Seven Years

January 31, 2020January 31, 2020

Japanification.

Read More

1 Comment on So Much For ‘Green Shoots’: Europe Posts Worst Quarter For Growth In Almost Seven Years

How The Coronavirus Could Force The Fed Back To Zero (A Nuanced Take)

January 30, 2020January 31, 2020

It’s all about precluding further dollar appreciation.

Read More

4 Comments on How The Coronavirus Could Force The Fed Back To Zero (A Nuanced Take)

WHO’s There? Amazon And A $1 Trillion Market Cap

January 30, 2020January 30, 2020

Don’t panic. But wear a mask.

Read More

1 Comment on WHO’s There? Amazon And A $1 Trillion Market Cap

Person-To-Person Inversion.

January 30, 2020January 30, 2020

It’s starting to feel like August all over again for markets.

Read More

oil5 Comments on Person-To-Person Inversion.

Look, Green Shoots! And Just In Time For Viral Roundup

January 30, 2020January 30, 2020

The question is whether it’s durable.

Read More

4 Comments on Look, Green Shoots! And Just In Time For Viral Roundup

Wilbur Ross To Bartiromo: Coronavirus Proves China Is Disease-Ridden, Will Be Good For US Jobs

January 30, 2020

Wilbur, like his boss, transcends satire.

Read More

5 Comments on Wilbur Ross To Bartiromo: Coronavirus Proves China Is Disease-Ridden, Will Be Good For US Jobs

GDP Beats, But Consumption Slows Sharply, Business Investment Falls Third Straight Quarter

January 30, 2020January 30, 2020

As we’re fond of putting it: It’s good, but not “great”. “Again” or otherwise.

Read More

5 Comments on GDP Beats, But Consumption Slows Sharply, Business Investment Falls Third Straight Quarter

BOE Gambles, Stands Pat In ‘Knife-Edge’ Call

January 30, 2020January 30, 2020

If this ends up looking misguided in retrospect…

Read More

Leave a Comment on BOE Gambles, Stands Pat In ‘Knife-Edge’ Call

It Wasn’t Priced In: Taiwan’s Epic Tumble Prompts Asia Rout As Yuan Breaches 7

January 30, 2020January 30, 2020

That’s a lot of masks.

Read More

Leave a Comment on It Wasn’t Priced In: Taiwan’s Epic Tumble Prompts Asia Rout As Yuan Breaches 7

A Corona(virus) Gets Its Lime

January 29, 2020January 30, 2020

It’s not contained. Or at least not yet.

Read More

6 Comments on A Corona(virus) Gets Its Lime

Two Years In, Jay Powell Still Lacks Only Skill That Matters: Ability To Bullsh*t People

January 29, 2020January 29, 2020

At least he knows what to say when asked if the Fed is in the bubble-blowing business.

Read More

5 Comments on Two Years In, Jay Powell Still Lacks Only Skill That Matters: Ability To Bullsh*t People

Fed Commits To Repos Through April, Keeps Main Rate On Hold, Raises IOER

January 29, 2020January 30, 2020

Quite a bit to digest, but perhaps not much to move markets other than at the very front-end.

Read More

3 Comments on Fed Commits To Repos Through April, Keeps Main Rate On Hold, Raises IOER

Just How Stretched Is This Rubber Band, Anyway?

January 29, 2020January 29, 2020

Normally, the market would have pulled back by now.

Read More

9 Comments on Just How Stretched Is This Rubber Band, Anyway?

Insouciant Stocks Back In The Gamma Pocket As Earnings Roll In, Betting Markets ‘Bern’

January 29, 2020January 29, 2020

Define nebulous: “It’s a good time to be in the market”.

Read More

3 Comments on Insouciant Stocks Back In The Gamma Pocket As Earnings Roll In, Betting Markets ‘Bern’

Risk Aversion Lingers As Virus Deaths Climb Ahead Of Fed

January 29, 2020January 29, 2020

The number of confirmed cases is approaching 6,000.

Read More

6 Comments on Risk Aversion Lingers As Virus Deaths Climb Ahead Of Fed

Harley Bassman On QE, Demographics, MMT And Flying Pigs

January 28, 2020January 29, 2020

“I will caveat that although I am certain of the denouement, it is possible its date is vastly longer than my career”.

Read More

2 Comments on Harley Bassman On QE, Demographics, MMT And Flying Pigs

Buy The Viral-Apocalypse-Dip (Bern Victims)

January 28, 2020January 28, 2020

On the off chance the world doesn’t end this month or next…

Read More

3 Comments on Buy The Viral-Apocalypse-Dip (Bern Victims)

As One Bank Takes Profits In Bond Long, Have Yields Fallen Too Far, Too Fast?

January 28, 2020

Too rich for some folks’ liking.

Read More

Leave a Comment on As One Bank Takes Profits In Bond Long, Have Yields Fallen Too Far, Too Fast?

Nomura’s McElligott On ‘Classic Short Gamma’ And $62 Billion In Potential Vol. Target Fund De-Risking

January 28, 2020January 28, 2020

Just another example of why it’s crucial to understand the dynamics driving the price action.

Read More

2 Comments on Nomura’s McElligott On ‘Classic Short Gamma’ And $62 Billion In Potential Vol. Target Fund De-Risking

Here’s Another Reminder That MAGA Economy Suffers From Dearth Of Business Investment

January 28, 2020January 28, 2020

Not that anyone cares amid the virus headlines, but maybe they should – care, that is.

Read More

1 Comment on Here’s Another Reminder That MAGA Economy Suffers From Dearth Of Business Investment

3M Euphemistically Touts Exciting ‘Transformation Journey’ As Shares Slide On Job Cuts, Forecast Miss

January 28, 2020January 28, 2020

“As a result of these actions, 3M initiated a restructuring that will reduce approximately 1,500 positions”.

Read More

1 Comment on 3M Euphemistically Touts Exciting ‘Transformation Journey’ As Shares Slide On Job Cuts, Forecast Miss

Coronavirus Threatens To Shutter Hong Kong, May Delay Recovery In South Korea’s Export Machine

January 28, 2020January 28, 2020

“Given the gravity of the epidemic”.

Read More

Leave a Comment on Coronavirus Threatens To Shutter Hong Kong, May Delay Recovery In South Korea’s Export Machine

Supreme Court Sides With Trump Over Statue Of Liberty On Public Charge Rule

January 27, 2020

“I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

Read More

Leave a Comment on Supreme Court Sides With Trump Over Statue Of Liberty On Public Charge Rule

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 394 395 396 … 756 Next

Monthly Letter

  • The Arbitrageur

Recent Comments

  • TebbyFresh on Tsunami
  • NY Jeff on Tsunami
  • Mr. Lucky on Tsunami
  • BustedClock on Tsunami

Monthly Letters

The Arbitrageur

October 29, 2026October 29, 2026

To Be Happy

September 4, 2026September 4, 2026

Hell Or High Fashion

July 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Questions, tips or inquiries of any kind: [email protected]

Privacy Policy & Cookies

About Us

Subscription FAQs

All Rights Reserved 2026.

Upgrade your subscription

Join institutional investors, analysts and strategists from the world's largest banks
Subscribe now for just $7

Already a subscriber? Log in here

Loading Comments...

You must be logged in to post a comment.