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As Wuhan Virus Spreads, Will The Yuan Get Sick?

January 25, 2020January 25, 2020

Assuming at least some of us live to trade another day…

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‘Parabolic’ Tech And The ‘Good’ Idea Misnomer

January 25, 2020January 25, 2020

Too often, we conflate getting in lower than the next person in a “greater fool” market with making a “good” decision.

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After Worst Week For US Stocks Since August, The Big Story Is Actually Bonds

January 24, 2020January 25, 2020

This really wasn’t supposed to happen.

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Stocks, Crude Have Seen Enough ‘Deadly Respiratory Illness’ Headlines For One Week

January 24, 2020January 24, 2020

Let’s just get to the weekend before anything really bad happens.

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‘Take Her Out’: Trump Caught On Tape Telling Lev Parnas To ‘Get Rid’ Of Marie Yovanovitch

January 24, 2020January 25, 2020

“I don’t care. Get her out tomorrow.”

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India Weighs New Trump Trade Demand, But Modi Has A Much Bigger Problem: Stagflation

January 24, 2020

“We are doomed”.

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‘TBH, I Doubt It Even Exists’: Some Now Worry Trump Auto Tariffs Based On Imaginary Document

January 24, 2020January 24, 2020

Maybe it only exists in Wilbur’s dreams.

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The ‘Boris Bounce’ Lives! ‘Decisive Change’ In UK PMIs Stokes Confusion Around Expected BOE Cut

January 24, 2020January 24, 2020

It’s now a coin flip – basically.

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Euro-Area PMIs Are Rorschach Test In January

January 24, 2020January 24, 2020

No recession, but don’t bet on a “V-shaped” recovery.

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Superbug, Superbull

January 23, 2020January 24, 2020

But what is a “cycle” that doesn’t turn? Not a “cycle”, that’s for damn sure. 

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‘Just As Independent As The Fed’: Erdogan’s Son-In-Law Jokes About Trump’s Control Over Central Bank

January 23, 2020January 23, 2020

This is yet another manifestation of Trump’s behavior normalizing autocratic regimes.

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From IMAX To Mall Operators To ETFs, Here’s How The Wuhan Virus Infected Markets

January 23, 2020

Contagion!

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Nomura’s McElligott Takes Victory Lap As Markets Ponder Return Of ‘Duration Infatuation’

January 23, 2020January 23, 2020

Back to the future, as “slow-flation” trades are once again en vogue.

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Markets Look To Lagarde For ECB Strategy Review Details As Japanification Sets In

January 23, 2020January 23, 2020

Mitigating ‘Japanification’ is all that matters now.

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‘Rampant Panic’ In China, As Stocks Plunge In Worst Pre-Holiday Trade On Record

January 23, 2020January 23, 2020

The China-US “equity ratio” appears to have tagged the lowest point since 2005 on Thursday.

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Outbreaks And Tech Melt-Ups

January 22, 2020January 23, 2020

A news anchor reads them, above static: “Stocks edged higher in volatile trading”…

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51% Of Americans Want Trump Removed From Office. But He Isn’t Going Anywhere.

January 22, 2020January 22, 2020

Personality cults, and such.

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The Crucial Nuance Behind Bridgewater Co-CIO Bob Prince’s ‘Boom-Bust Cycle Is Over’ Declaration

January 22, 2020January 22, 2020

“Bob, you’ve just it twice, and I’m still surprised”.

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Trump’s Inaugural Committee Sued By D.C. For ‘Gross’ Abuse Of Nonprofit Funds To Enrich Trump Family

January 22, 2020January 22, 2020

“The PIC thus paid 35 times more for rental of event space… than a comparable nonprofit organization”.

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Pros, Retail Investors Alike Seen Maxed Out In Bubbly Bull Run

January 22, 2020

“You’re on 10… where can you go from there? Nowhere. Exactly”.

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Trump Turns Davos Presser Into Anti-Impeachment Harangue

January 22, 2020

“This started the day I came down the escalator with the First Lady”.

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Trump Blames Fed, Storms, Boeing For Holding Back Economy, Dow. Says Musk ‘Does Good At Rockets’

January 22, 2020

The cadence was laughably childlike.

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Markets ‘Still Insulated From Shocks’, Nomura’s McElligott Says, Amid Virus Scare

January 22, 2020January 22, 2020

Lions, tigers, bears… it hasn’t mattered.

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Dip-Buyers Battle Deadly Virus For Control Of Wary Markets

January 22, 2020January 22, 2020

“I would expect a lot of people are looking to buy”.

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South Korea Delivers Big GDP Beat In Boon To Global Reflation Narrative

January 21, 2020

Hopefully, the spread of the Wuhan virus throughout the region won’t derail the nascent rebound.

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Paul Tudor Jones In Awe Of ‘Crazy Times’. Says Bull Has ‘Long Way To Go’ Unless Wuhan Virus Kills Us All

January 21, 2020January 21, 2020

“There’s no vaccination. There’s no cure”.

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As Markets Sweat Wuhan Virus, Here’s Where The S&P Is Headed According To $740 Billion In AUM

January 21, 2020January 22, 2020

“Pneumonia apocalypse” wasn’t a box that was available to check.

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