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A Corona(virus) Gets Its Lime

January 29, 2020January 30, 2020

It’s not contained. Or at least not yet.

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Two Years In, Jay Powell Still Lacks Only Skill That Matters: Ability To Bullsh*t People

January 29, 2020January 29, 2020

At least he knows what to say when asked if the Fed is in the bubble-blowing business.

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Fed Commits To Repos Through April, Keeps Main Rate On Hold, Raises IOER

January 29, 2020January 30, 2020

Quite a bit to digest, but perhaps not much to move markets other than at the very front-end.

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Just How Stretched Is This Rubber Band, Anyway?

January 29, 2020January 29, 2020

Normally, the market would have pulled back by now.

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Insouciant Stocks Back In The Gamma Pocket As Earnings Roll In, Betting Markets ‘Bern’

January 29, 2020January 29, 2020

Define nebulous: “It’s a good time to be in the market”.

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Risk Aversion Lingers As Virus Deaths Climb Ahead Of Fed

January 29, 2020January 29, 2020

The number of confirmed cases is approaching 6,000.

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Harley Bassman On QE, Demographics, MMT And Flying Pigs

January 28, 2020January 29, 2020

“I will caveat that although I am certain of the denouement, it is possible its date is vastly longer than my career”.

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Buy The Viral-Apocalypse-Dip (Bern Victims)

January 28, 2020January 28, 2020

On the off chance the world doesn’t end this month or next…

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As One Bank Takes Profits In Bond Long, Have Yields Fallen Too Far, Too Fast?

January 28, 2020

Too rich for some folks’ liking.

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Nomura’s McElligott On ‘Classic Short Gamma’ And $62 Billion In Potential Vol. Target Fund De-Risking

January 28, 2020January 28, 2020

Just another example of why it’s crucial to understand the dynamics driving the price action.

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Here’s Another Reminder That MAGA Economy Suffers From Dearth Of Business Investment

January 28, 2020January 28, 2020

Not that anyone cares amid the virus headlines, but maybe they should – care, that is.

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3M Euphemistically Touts Exciting ‘Transformation Journey’ As Shares Slide On Job Cuts, Forecast Miss

January 28, 2020January 28, 2020

“As a result of these actions, 3M initiated a restructuring that will reduce approximately 1,500 positions”.

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Coronavirus Threatens To Shutter Hong Kong, May Delay Recovery In South Korea’s Export Machine

January 28, 2020January 28, 2020

“Given the gravity of the epidemic”.

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Supreme Court Sides With Trump Over Statue Of Liberty On Public Charge Rule

January 27, 2020

“I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

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Zombieland.

January 27, 2020January 28, 2020

“Very few people on the streets, everyone wearing face masks”.

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$1 Trillion+ Surge In Negative Debt Pile Is Fillip For Yellow Paperweights, Digital Chuck E. Cheese Tokens

January 27, 2020January 27, 2020

That “blip” is worth about $1.5 trillion – with a “t”.

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Taliban Tests Trump’s Patience With Bombastic Claims About Afghanistan Plane Crash

January 27, 2020January 27, 2020

“All onboard including high-ranking CIA officers were killed”.

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‘Stability Breeds Instability’: ‘Extreme’ Positioning From CTAs, Vol.-Targeters Raises Virus Contagion Risk

January 27, 2020January 27, 2020

While timeless, it’s become even more germane over the last decade…

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Oil Plunges, Saudi Shares In Rout As Kingdom Says Don’t Panic About Deadly Mystery Virus

January 27, 2020January 27, 2020

“Psychological factors and extremely negative expectations”.

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Coronavirus Black Swan Infects China’s Yuan To Start Week

January 27, 2020January 27, 2020

“Risk aversion is contagious”.

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Nomura’s McElligott: ‘Violent’ Virus Contagion Flips Dealer Gamma Profile, Prompts ‘Massive Stop-Outs’ In Treasury Shorts

January 27, 2020January 27, 2020

“”The lower we go from here”…

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John Bolton Torpedoes Trump Impeachment Defense In Book Draft, NYT’s Haberman Says

January 26, 2020October 12, 2021

“There can be no doubt now that Mr. Bolton directly contradicts the heart of the president’s defense”.

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Treasury Yields Erase Entire ‘Phase One’ Trade Deal Bounce Amid Virus Scare

January 26, 2020January 26, 2020

It was risk-off out of the gate Monday.

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(Still) The Most Underappreciated Tail Risk

January 26, 2020

It seems far-fetched now, but it’s always the ones you don’t see coming that are a problem.

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Pandemic Fears Meet Fed, Impeachment, Tech Earnings With Stocks In Stratosphere

January 26, 2020January 26, 2020

A little trepidation.

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‘Head On A Pike’: Let’s Drop The Charade. Trump Physically Threatens People All The Time.

January 26, 2020January 26, 2020

“Do you take that as a threat?”

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Where Were You When The World Didn’t End?

January 25, 2020April 22, 2022

When the US House rejected the Wall Street bailout bill on September 29, 2008, I

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