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‘Economies Are In Lockdown’: Trump Tests Negative For Virus, Europe Shuts Down As Infections Soar

March 14, 2020March 14, 2020

“We have not reached our peak”.

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‘We’re Living In A Black Swan Scenario’: Equity Positioning Just Plunged To GFC Lows

March 14, 2020March 15, 2020

There have only been two other periods characterized by these kinds of wild swings: The GFC and the Depression.

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Trump Hints At Demoting Jay Powell To ‘Regular Position’, Says He Took Virus Test

March 14, 2020March 14, 2020

“I haven’t made any decisions on that”.

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Trump So Proud Of Nightmare On Wall Street, He Autographed A Chart And Gifted It To Lou Dobbs

March 14, 2020March 14, 2020

Define hubris.

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It’ll ‘Wash Through’

March 14, 2020March 14, 2020

America now has a virus relief “plan” – courtesy of Nancy Pelosi and Steve Mnuchin.

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It Could Get Worse

March 13, 2020March 14, 2020

Platitudes.

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Emergency.

March 13, 2020March 13, 2020

“Confidence”.

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Loonie Tunes: That’s 100bps This Month From The Bank Of Canada, In Case You’re Keeping Score

March 13, 2020March 14, 2020

And they’ll do more, if necessary.

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QE Has Returned. And The Risk Parity Kraken Has Been Unleashed.

March 13, 2020March 13, 2020

The drama continues.

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Limit-Up/Limit-Down Rolls On, As Germany Teases ‘Unlimited’ Economic Support

March 13, 2020March 13, 2020

“We won’t do things by half-measures”.

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Schizophrenia: Asia’s Wild Friday Ride

March 13, 2020March 13, 2020

“Markets are schizophrenic at the best of times these days”.

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PBOC, Norges Bank, Riksbank, BOJ Rush To Rescue Bloodied Markets With Rate Cuts, Liquidity Measures

March 13, 2020March 13, 2020

Of course, all of this will fall short if politicians do not step up with adequate measures.

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Chaos.

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

“…not randomness run amok, but an essential instability to changes in initial conditions”.

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1987

March 12, 2020October 14, 2021

It looks as though it’s time to finally exorcise all our post-crisis demons. 

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European Shares, Italian Bonds Have Worst Day In History. Literally. So There’s That.

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

With all due respect, there are questions, Christine. Lots of them.

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Fed Brings Out Bazooka. Announces Massive Repos, Expands Asset Purchases Beyond Bills

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

“These changes are being made to address highly unusual disruptions in Treasury financing”.

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The Treasury Market Is Broken. ETFs Are Cracking. Risk Parity’s ‘Footprints’ Have Been Spotted.

March 12, 2020November 22, 2020

“USTs are a ‘broken market’”, Nomura’s Charlie McElligott writes, in a Thursday note recapping some

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Fed Injects Nearly $200 Billion To Fend Off ‘Cash Crunch’ As US Stocks Halted Limit-Down

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

It was the second time this week that US equities have been halted after the cash open.

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ECB Expands QE By €120 Billion, Announces New Liquidity Measures, Relaxes Capital Ratios, Leaves Rates Unchanged

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

Lagarde is credible. It’s just not clear whether she’s credible as a central banker. We’re about to find out.

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Albert Edwards: ‘These Are Dangerous Times Indeed’

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

It will not surprise you to learn that Edwards doesn’t think stocks are “cheap” after rout.

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Bear Markets Everywhere. Global Stocks Implode As Trump’s ‘Foreign Virus’ Speech Goes Awry

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

“Rolling their eyes”.

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Trump Falls Short In Oval Office Coronavirus Address. Futures Collapse Limit-Down

March 11, 2020March 12, 2020

“The virus will not have a chance against us.”

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Dislocations, Dysfunction And Diversification Desperation

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

“This is not a normal functioning market”.

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It’s Official: We’ve Got A Bear Market And A Pandemic

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

“I’ve made some decisions”.

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Unshackled!

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

“…daily amplitudes not seen since 2011.”

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ISM And The COVID Conundrum

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

The results were… well, not particularly inspiring.

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Market’s Pandemic Obsession Grows, As Pestilence, Fiscal Failure Overshadow Biden Bounce

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

As the yo-yo swings…

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