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Steve Mnuchin Didn’t ‘Predict’ 20% Unemployment. It Was Just A ‘Mathematical Example’, Ok?!

March 17, 2020March 18, 2020

I’m guessing “Great Depression II” wouldn’t poll well.

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Fed Unveils Another Emergency Facility, Says Primary Dealers Can Post Stocks For Cash

March 17, 2020March 17, 2020

“Credit extended may be collateralized by a broad range of IG debt and equity securities”.

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It’s Not Enough. It’s Just Not Enough.

March 17, 2020March 17, 2020

The situation is fluid.

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Some Guy Dressed Up Like Steve Mnuchin Is Going To Send You Free Money ‘I Mean Now’

March 17, 2020March 17, 2020

“In the next two weeks”.

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Fed Reinstates Emergency Commercial Paper Funding Facility In Move To Avert Crisis

March 17, 2020March 17, 2020

“The commercial paper market has been under considerable strain in recent days”.

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Nomura’s McElligott: We’re Seeing ‘Nervous Dollar Hoarding Demand’

March 17, 2020March 17, 2020

“…USD funding pressure continues to mount despite the positive optics of the coordinated global CB FX swap line actions”.

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Whac-A-Mole! Fed Faces Nightmare As Libor, Cross-Currency Basis Blow Out, CP Market ‘Frozen’

March 17, 2020March 17, 2020

Stress, pressure, strain – pick your descriptor.

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That’s A Record Plunge In German Investor Confidence For Anyone Keeping Score

March 17, 2020March 17, 2020

Bleak.

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$850 Billion.

March 17, 2020March 17, 2020

Governments are under pressure to do something – anything.

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The Biggest VaR Shock Since Lehman & The Risk Parity Panic

March 16, 2020March 17, 2020

Any takers?

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‘It’s Bad’

March 16, 2020March 16, 2020

Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

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Off The Rails.

March 16, 2020March 16, 2020

”If the federal government doesn’t step up quickly…”

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Riksbank Expands QE, Tells Banks They Can Borrow ‘Unlimited Amount Of Money’

March 16, 2020March 16, 2020

Again, the ammo is all but spent, folks. Fiscal policy absolutely has to take the reins.

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‘There Are Calls For A Market Closure To Stop The Bleeding’

March 16, 2020March 16, 2020

“Equities players voice no desire to even think about playing offense”.

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Speed Demon: Fastest Bear Market In History Leaves Traders Reeling

March 16, 2020March 16, 2020

Staring into the abyss – again.

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Empire Manufacturing Survey Plummets. March Drop Is Largest In History

March 16, 2020

And so, it begins.

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‘This Is War’: Analysts Pile On As Virus Lockdowns Presage ‘Domino-Style Economic Collapse’

March 16, 2020March 16, 2020

Not to put too fine a point on it, but it’s over.

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‘Bazooka = Sell’: Markets Implode On Central Banks’ Coordinated Panic

March 16, 2020March 16, 2020

“It appears ‘Bearmageddon’ is upon us”.

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China Reports Mind-Boggling Plunge In Retail Sales, Industrial Output, Fixed Investment

March 15, 2020March 15, 2020

On the bright side…

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All In. Limit Down.

March 15, 2020March 15, 2020

“The Fed has likely fired off its last bazooka.”

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RBA Says Ready To Buy Bonds. Action Coming Thursday

March 15, 2020

“It was just a question of when”.

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Shock And Awe: Fed Cuts Rates To Zero, Announces $700 Billion In QE, Enhances Swap Lines

March 15, 2020March 16, 2020

Now this a “whatever it takes” moment.

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New Zealand Delivers Big Rate Cut, Commits To 12 Months Near Zero, Says QE May Be Next

March 15, 2020March 15, 2020

We are now firing the last bullets. And we’re shooting at a pathogen. 

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Goldman Says S&P May Fall 41% From Peak. But Who’s Counting, Right?

March 15, 2020March 15, 2020

But that’s not the base case.

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Steve Mnuchin: The US Is Not In A Recession

March 15, 2020March 15, 2020

“I expect we’ll have a big rebound later in the year.”

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‘We Didn’t Know How To Navigate The Virus’: Ray Dalio’s Pure Alpha II Takes Big Hit Amid Market Chaos

March 15, 2020March 15, 2020

“We stayed in our positions and in retrospect we should have cut all risk”.

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Mideast Shares Dive, Egypt Plunges 9%, Aramco Slashes Capex 24%

March 15, 2020March 15, 2020

Central banks in the region are spending nearly $50 billion in the virus fight.

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