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Google’s Awake

November 25, 2025November 27, 2025

Nothing to see here, folks. Nvidia’s still light years ahead of the competition and Jensen

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Consumer Confidence Collapses Second-Most In Four Years

November 25, 2025November 26, 2025

Consumer confidence among American households crumbled in November, according to a highly unfortunate read on

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More Bad Jobs Data Puts Fed Doves In Charge

November 25, 2025November 26, 2025

“Curtailed.” That’s job creation among private sector employers in the US, and that’s not my

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Meanwhile, In US Housing…

November 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Good news, although I realize most of you aren’t here for that. Contract activity in

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Spending Tepid, Wholesale Prices Mixed In Delayed US Data

November 25, 2025November 26, 2025

Retail sales in the US rose at just half the expected pace in September, and

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$4 Trillion Doomed To Underperform

November 24, 2025November 25, 2025

It’s hard to beat a benchmark when you’re condemned to be underweight the names driving

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Weltschmerz (It’s Lonely Being A Real Bear)

November 24, 2025November 25, 2025

Everyone’s always looking for bear market canaries, crash harbingers and bad omens more generally. I

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Google Comes For Everybody

November 24, 2025November 25, 2025

The “Google’s winning” narrative has some real traction all of a sudden. Maybe you noticed.

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Bitcoin ‘Bleed-Over’

November 24, 2025November 25, 2025

Bitcoin was in the news again Monday. Unfortunately. A couple of days ago, as a

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College Fails America

November 23, 2025November 24, 2025

There was a time when a four-year college degree virtually guaranteed you a job, and

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Wampanoag Week 2025

November 23, 2025November 24, 2025

Should’ve let ’em die. Hindsight’s 20/20, but my goodness did Ousamequin make a mistake 400

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Weekly: The Bitcoin Barometer

November 22, 2025November 24, 2025

Bitcoin tends to peak around blow-off tops for speculative excess. That’s not a coincidence. Whatever

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Google > OpenAI: A Grand Reset Of The AI Chessboard?

November 21, 2025November 23, 2025

If you want to unlock the mysteries of this week’s at times confusing US equities

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The October CPI Report Is Officially Canceled

November 21, 2025November 23, 2025

Remember when Donald Trump was bound by statute to publish inflation data? No? Me neither.

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The Worst Consumer Sentiment Report Ever

November 21, 2025November 22, 2025

Good news! The marquee gauge of consumer sentiment in the US improved in the final

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Trump, Putin Turn The Screws On Zelensky

November 21, 2025November 24, 2025

All Donald Trump wants in Ukraine is a “win-win scenario.” That’s according to Karoline Leavitt,

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Fed Doves Get Nothing As US Economy Seen ‘Buoyant’

November 21, 2025November 21, 2025

“Relatively buoyant.” That’s the US economy, according to S&P Global, which on Friday released preliminary

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Preach

November 20, 2025November 21, 2025

Ok, I’m gonna to do a little preachin.’ You can take it or leave it,

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McElligott On Nvidia And The Santa Rally Check List

November 20, 2025November 21, 2025

Nvidia did “the Atlas thing,” Nomura’s Charlie McElligott said Thursday, as a still-nervous US equity

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‘It’s Only A Buyer’s Market If You Can Afford To Buy’

November 20, 2025November 21, 2025

Existing home sales in the US were — how should I put this? — very

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Delayed Jobs Report Leaves December Fed Question Unanswered

November 20, 2025November 21, 2025

The US economy added more than twice as many jobs as expected in September after

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‘Everywhere, Everything, All At Once’: Nvidia Blows Away Estimates

November 19, 2025November 20, 2025

Vive la révolution! Nvidia sold some chips last quarter. Quite a few of them, actually.

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Fed Sounds Biased Against December Rate Cut

November 19, 2025November 20, 2025

Pretty much the only thing everyone agreed on at last month’s FOMC meeting was that

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Trump Nixes October Jobs Report

November 19, 2025November 20, 2025

Oh, good: A teachable moment for a political scientist in a room full of macro-market

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Save The Buybacks!

November 19, 2025November 19, 2025

How important are buybacks? That’s a rhetorical question. The answer, qualitatively, is “very.” If you

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Forlorn US Housing Can’t Catch A Damn Break

November 19, 2025November 19, 2025

They’re, um, still struggling to buy the homes. “They” is any American who wants a

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Wall Street’s Most Famous Bear Suggests This Time’s Different

November 19, 2025November 20, 2025

This time’s different. Don’t get testy with me. I didn’t say it. Rather, it was

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