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Enablers

July 11, 2024July 12, 2024

The White House is upset with US “ally” Narendra Modi, who wittingly inserted himself into

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Dreading November

July 10, 2024July 11, 2024

A little help here. More help. A little more help. And posthaste. That, in a

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4 Comments on Dreading November

Memes, Bubbles, Busts And Bears

July 10, 2024July 11, 2024

“Tesla is acting like a meme stock,” Bill Gross remarked this week. “Sagging fundamentals, straight

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Pelosi’s Malarkey

July 10, 2024July 11, 2024

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says Joe Biden’s the Democratic nominee. Ilhan Omar says the same. Ayanna Pressley’s

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High Rate Hurdle Hard To Clear For US Housing

July 10, 2024July 10, 2024

“Most borrowers do not have much of an incentive to refinance at current rates,” MBA

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Xi Murdered The Chinese Economy

July 10, 2024July 11, 2024

China’s no closer to shaking the deflation demon that’s haunted the world’s second-largest economy for

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Saudis Tried To Extort G7 Over Fate Of Putin’s Frozen Billions

July 9, 2024July 10, 2024

Would-be macro mavens and self-styled geopolitical observers harbor a lot of misconceptions about Saudi Arabia’s

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US Credit Card Debt Rebounds, Hits New Record At $1.35 Trillion

July 9, 2024July 9, 2024

Looking for more evidence that incorrigible American consumers might’ve finally exhausted the last of their

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Powell Nods To Two-Way Risks, But Wants More Data For Rate Cut

July 9, 2024July 10, 2024

Jerome Powell kicked off two days of congressional testimony on Tuesday with a set of

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Autocratic Embrace

July 9, 2024July 10, 2024

Narendra Modi’s an autocrat. He’s also an ethnonationalist whose religious fervor at times strays perilously

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Parkinson’s Innuendo Worsens White House Crisis

July 8, 2024July 10, 2024

I assume this is (painfully) obvious, but just in case: I’d rather not spend my

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Supercharged!

July 8, 2024July 9, 2024

Meanwhile, the stocks are unbothered. As discussed in the latest Weekly, equities haven’t batted an

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The Albatross

July 8, 2024July 9, 2024

For whatever it’s worth to you, participants in the latest installment of the New York

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Out To Pastor

July 8, 2024July 9, 2024

A lot of people, myself included, will be eating crow in 2028 when Joe Biden,

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Le Pen Denied As France’s Left Rolls To Shock Election Win

July 7, 2024July 8, 2024

The firewall held. The firewall held. Marine Le Pen suffered a grievous blow in the

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Money Market Funds Now House Nearly $6.2 Trillion

July 7, 2024

If you were wondering — and I know you were — money market fund assets

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American Dream Is Least Affordable Since 2007

July 7, 2024July 8, 2024

The last time owning a home was as financially burdensome for everyday Americans as it

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Up Next: Powell Interrogation, US CPI, Big Bank Earnings

July 7, 2024July 8, 2024

Anyone who bothers to show up for work this week will hear from Jerome Powell.

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Jesus Christ

July 6, 2024July 8, 2024

“I don’t think anybody’s more qualified to be president or win this race than me,”

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See No Evil

July 5, 2024July 7, 2024

Global equities hit new record highs on Friday. MSCI’s gauge notched a fifth consecutive weekly

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Requiem For Rate Hikes

July 5, 2024

Last month was pivotal. Maybe “pivotal” isn’t the right word. Let’s call it “remarkable” instead.

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Mixed US Jobs Report Leaves Fed In Limbo

July 5, 2024July 7, 2024

The US economy added more jobs than expected last month while revisions subtracted 111,000 from

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Britain’s Back. But Nigel Serves Notice

July 5, 2024July 7, 2024

“I believe this country is safer, stronger and more secure than it was 20 months

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Labour Day

July 4, 2024July 6, 2024

The polls weren’t wrong. Not that anyone thought they were. But… well, again, they weren’t

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The Simple, Brutal Reality Of ‘Eastern Powers’

July 4, 2024July 5, 2024

There’s a bull market in geopolitical counter-narrative. A raging, raging bull market. It’s been going

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Japanese Stocks Celebrate Another Milestone

July 4, 2024July 5, 2024

Earlier this year, Japanese equities celebrated a milestone: A meteoric rally in local shares finally

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Joe Knows

July 3, 2024July 5, 2024

Joe Biden knows his debate performance last week might’ve doomed his reelection bid. He’s also

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