Sorry, Sam. If the “I’m not really a scientist” bit doesn’t get ya, the “I may have committed a little bit of treason” bit surely will…
Matt should go ahead and recuse now before he ends up finding himself on the wrong end of a subpoena.
“So weird that nobody wants to work for a guy who tweets out that lawyers are just fame whores, right?”
“During a night of heavy drinking at an upscale London bar in May 2016, George Papadopoulos, a young foreign policy adviser to the Trump campaign, made a startling revelation to Australia’s top diplomat in Britain.”
“First of all, I would love [for] George to learn how to make a coffee, because it’s absolutely out of his skills.”
“…and as a reminder that failure to provide documents as demanded would count as obstructing a grand-jury investigation.”
And it just gets worse, and worse and…
Even funnier than the fact that George (seated on the far left) was on a panel discussion with the GOP Senator who has become a thorn in Trump’s (engorged) side, is the fact that the event shown in that picture was called “Defining America’s Role in Global Affairs.”
Oops. Go figure right? It seems like Jeff Sessions seems to “remember” things only when he gets caught in a lie.
“The lady doth protest too much, methinks”
“The problem with dwelling too much on the covert forms of collaboration, which we have come to call “collusion,†is that doing so risks letting Trump at least a little bit off the hook for what is not meaningfully disputed: that the president publicly, knowingly, and repeatedly (if only tacitly) collaborated with a foreign power’s intelligence effort to interfere in the presidential election of the country he now leads.”
“But what crime? Can anybody identify the crime?”
“Indeed, I still do not fully understand the events I am going to describe, both what they reflected then or what they mean in retrospect. But I can lay out what happened, facts from which readers and investigators can draw their own conclusions.”
You need an upgrade.
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