Puerto Rico Is Scamming Hurricane Relief Funds, Say Crazy Badgers Who Live In Trump’s Brain
The President is still mad at hurricane victims.
The President is still mad at hurricane victims.
“3000 people did not die in the two hurricanes that hit Puerto Rico.”
“Most of the people appreciate what we’ve done.”
But here’s the thing. I’ve got to tell you that I don’t think I have ever witnessed anything that is as absurd/insane as the cryptocurrency mania.
“All infrastructure was already a disaster.”
“What is your death count?”
“The most logistically challenging event the United States has ever seen.”
“No long lines for you.”
“Such poor leadership. They want everything done for them”…
“Spousal abuse goes through the roof.”
“O.K., I lied. The dire situation I just described is in Puerto Rico, not Iowa (which happens to have just about the same number of U.S. citizens).”
“Call me crazy, but I have always liked paying income taxes; the more the better”.
The optics aren’t great.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but it’s over.
The language was a “non-starter” for Trump.
“The federal government has largely failed”.
“The allocations were sent to Congress as a notification rather than a request”.
Augustus Gloop diplomacy.
“…it is time for me to go home.”
“The massive amount of aliens”…
Make shutdowns long again.
Is the White House prepared? In a word: “No”.
It’s Friday the 13th…
There’s always tomorrow…
“While you’re amusing yourself throwing paper towels at us”…
“According to the calculations presented below, if the “unthinkable†happened, nuclear detonations over Seoul and Tokyo with North Korea’s current estimated weapon yields could result in as many as 2.1 million fatalities and 7.7 million injuries.”
“To be a moron.”
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