Tuesday Satire: Girl Scouts Obtain Restraining Order On Trump
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Tuesday Satire: Girl Scouts Obtain Restraining Order On Trump

************* Via The New Yorker's satirist Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)–In an extraordinary rebuke of the President of the United States, the Girl Scouts of the U.S.A. have obtained a restraining order against Donald J. Trump. The order, which the Girls Scouts were granted on Monday night, prevents Trump from coming within three hundred feet of any gathering of the Scouts’ organization. Carol Foyler, a Girl Scouts spokesperson, said that while the G.S.U.S.A. sought the

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