One Trader Doesn’t Like Your “Hyperbole,” But He’ll Let It Slide As Long As You Don’t Mistake A Passing Pigeon For “Paree”

It's Friday, and under normal circumstances, former FX trader Richard Breslow would have broken a keyboard or three by now after four straight days of putting up with your senseless bullshit. But this week is different. Why? Simple: because this week has been tradable. Richard likes markets that are tradable. After all, he's a trader. So today, he's fine. In fact, he's more than fine. He's had "a fun few days." But that doesn't mean he thinks you're any less stupid than you were last week. In