Heisenberg Effect Strikes Again As Coffee Demand Soars Most Since 2014

As the Heisenberg crowd is acutely aware, I almost died in late November. Quite literally. My pancreas shut down, I was shipped off for a two-week stay in ICU, I had multiple seizures, and there for a minute, it looked like my blood might have to be spun through a centrifuge. That's a true story. As it turns out, you can indeed drink yourself to death's doorstep. And so, I quit. Drinking alcohol that is. Shortly thereafter my "work product" improved dramatically (who knew?). And my output sk