United In More Trouble As “Simon” The Giant Bunny Dies On The Way To O’Hare

“Simon had a vet’s check-up three hours before the flight and was fit as a fiddle.”



Right, so put on your hedges folks, we’re heading into a risky weekend. As you’re acutely aware (and acutely tired of hearing about) the first round of the hotly contested French elections is Sunday and as outlined this morning by one former trader, the implications are “big league.” We got a terrorist attack on Thursday at…

We’ve Gone Too Far

Simply put: when central banks pull the punchbowl, it’s going to be left to retail investors, their portfolio of ETFs, and an army of hair-trigger, headline-chasing robots to negotiate an environment where suddenly, for the first time in nearly a decade, markets are allowed to trade in a two-way manner.