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Pfizer Says Omicron ‘Neutralized’ By Three Doses In Lab Test

December 8, 2021December 12, 2021

With markets on tenterhooks for an update that passes for authoritative vis-à-vis the efficacy of

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The Girl With The Black Lab

October 16, 2021October 18, 2021

Serendipity is a funny thing. The Merriam-Webster definition is “the faculty or phenomenon of finding valuable

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2 Americas And The Final Pre-Election Jobs Report

September 27, 2020September 27, 2020

In the new week, markets will navigate top-tier data, geopolitical drama, and domestic discord in

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Tyson Delivers Shrill Warning. Says Food Supply Chain ‘Breaking.’ Shortages, Mass ‘Depopulation’ Imminent.

April 27, 2020April 27, 2020

“Millions of animals – chickens, pigs and cattle – will be depopulated.”

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Morgan Stanley’s Sobering COVID-19 Call: ‘This Is Far From Over’

April 13, 2020April 13, 2020

“…recovering from this acute period in the outbreak is just the beginning, not the end”.

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ISM Manufacturing Jumps Back Into Expansion For First Time Since July

February 3, 2020

…no matter how fleeting the bounce may prove.

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Trump’s Japan Jaunt Is A Child’s Presidential Fantasy

May 26, 2019November 6, 2021

Augustus Gloop diplomacy.

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‘Me, This Donald Trump’ Got A Wee Bit Off Track On Thursday While Discussing ‘Medical Billing’

May 9, 2019May 10, 2019

At least he covered a lot of ground.

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Goldman: ‘In Other Words, The Easy Money Has Been Made’

April 5, 2019

“…we believe risk appetite is unlikely to turn positive”.

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Is This Still A Bear Market?

April 3, 2019

What does it all mean?!

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‘Chair Powell, You Have A Call – It’s Donald Trump’…

April 3, 2019April 3, 2019

All you can do is laugh.

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April Fools And The Teleportation Of Volatility

April 1, 2019

Is the kind of euphoria we saw on Monday justified?

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On Simultaneous Surges.

April 1, 2019

When it all goes right.

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Nomura’s McElligott Waves ‘Goodbye To March Pullback Window’, Says ‘Hello To ‘April Party Time’

March 29, 2019March 29, 2019

With a caveat (or three).

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Center Stage: Full Week Ahead Preview

March 17, 2019

No pressure.

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Some Context For The Explosion In Corporate Debt

March 15, 2019March 15, 2019

Good news, bad news.

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Come What ‘May’: Full Week Ahead Preview

March 10, 2019

Data, ‘Brextension’ and the BoJ are this week’s headliners.

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Elizabeth Warren: ‘My Administration Will Break Up Facebook, Google, Amazon’

March 8, 2019

“It’s a great story — but also one that highlights why the government must break up monopolies.”

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‘Political Things?’ S&P Rises 100% Of The Time In Presidential ‘Third Years’

March 2, 2019March 2, 2019

“I know that’s not supposed to be the way it is”…

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The Week The Earth Stood Still: Full Week Ahead Preview

February 24, 2019

If last week was painfully tedious at best and outright boring at worst, this week promises to break the monotony.

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One Bank Channels Mike Tyson, Says ‘Everyone’s Got A Strategy, Until They Get Punched In The Face By QT’

February 20, 2019October 26, 2021

“…we should pay attention to this stuff.”

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The ‘Cautiously Optimistic’ Take On Russia Sanctions

February 18, 2019February 18, 2019

If you were nervous, you probably sold before last week.

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One Trader Asks: ‘Who’s Buying Gold?’

February 14, 2019February 14, 2019

“I’ll warn you right off the bat”…

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As WSJ Tips ‘Earlier-Than-Expected’ End To QT, One Bank Assesses Impact On VIX, Rates Vol.

January 25, 2019

It’s time for another Timiraos “story”.

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A Man of Words, A Man of Deeds

January 20, 2019October 24, 2021

“The reason Bogle wasn’t a billionaire wasn’t personal preference”…

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Wars Of Attrition.

January 18, 2019October 24, 2021

“…over time the cumulative cost can become very high.”

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Kraft Heinz To Rescue Furloughed Workers With Free Mac & Cheese As MAGA Promise Keeps Delivering

January 15, 2019October 24, 2021

“Make people rely on charity mac & cheese again!”

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