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Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

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Geopolitics

Tsunami

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Let’s Talk Blue Waves

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Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

November 3, 2026November 8, 2026

Barclays’ Wealth Management: Donald Trump Is Not Behind The Stock Market Rally

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

“How much of today’s undeniably rosy cheeked US economic health can we attribute to the US President?”

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Stocks Set For Worst Week In 2 Years As Bond Bear Rips An Arm Off

February 2, 2018

If you want a really good laugh…

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Yields, Dollar Spike As Jobs Report Threatens To Exacerbate Bond Rout

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

Ok, well if what you were looking for was an AHE beat on top of a headline payrolls beat from Friday’s jobs report, you got it…

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Jobs Report Beats ‘Bigly’, AHE Breezes Past Estimates

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

Looks like a barnburner.

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Trump Grabs Irony By The Pussy, Says FBI, DOJ Are ‘Sacred’ And Can’t Be Politicized

February 2, 2018

In stone, cold proof that irony is indeed dead, Donald Trump is up early on Friday tweeting about the FBI (as he’s prone to do).

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Bitcoin Crashes Below $8,000 As Crypto Rout Accelerates

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

The bubble is popping. And it’s hilarious.

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DAX Dives Again, Erases 2018 Gain In Worst Week Since 2016

February 2, 2018

It’s getting ugly in Europe.

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Deutsche Bank Plunges Most In Six Months As Picky Investors Frustrated With ‘Lack Of Any Positive News’ In Results

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

Good luck finding the silver lining in this one.

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2 More Scary Charts Because Why Not, Right?

February 1, 2018February 1, 2018

There’s your retail interest.

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Attendees At Crypto Conference Held In Strip Club Use The Old “We Like Boobs” Defense

February 1, 2018

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David Stockman: ‘Run! This Casino Is About To Blow’

February 1, 2018

“… if you are still in the Wall Street casino, run don’t walk toward the nearest emergency exit.”

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We’ll Get ‘Em Lower.

February 1, 2018February 1, 2018

Safely. Of course.

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S&P ‘Not Yet Oversold’ Say These Lines

February 1, 2018

“…we cannot rule out a deeper dip.”

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On This, The Day Of His Daughter’s Wedding, A Stable Genius Would Like To Know If Rod Rosenstein Is ‘On His Team’

February 1, 2018

“As one does, when one’s own family is the subject of the goddamn investigation.”

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Albert Edwards Goes To Jamaica, Hangs Out With Ghost Of Marilyn Monroe, Comes Back And Warns Of ‘Double Bubble Trouble’

February 1, 2018February 1, 2018

You’ll be happy to know that Albert Edwards is “restored to [his] bearish best” after taking a couple of weeks off to relax in Jamaica.

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‘People Are Getting Scared’: Bitcoin Dives As India Vows To ‘Eliminate’ Cryptocurrencies Because You Know, Fake-Ass Money And Shit

February 1, 2018February 1, 2018

Ok, well Bitcoin and the rest of the cryptosphere didn’t need any more bad news after last Friday’s Coincheck theft and after the CFTC subpoenaed Bitfinex and Tether, but when it rains it pours…

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Goldman Is ‘The Most Bullish In A Decade’ On Commodities

February 1, 2018February 1, 2018

“…the environment for investing in commodities is the best since 2004-2008.”

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Dear ECB: Good Luck Stayin’ Dovish With Data Like That

February 1, 2018

“…with higher costs being increasingly passed on to customers, the survey sends a warning signal for a potential rise in future consumer price inflation.”

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China Stocks Routed: ‘Investors Are Spooked’

February 1, 2018

Call in the national team.

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Goldman Reportedly Angry That CFTC Didn’t Give Them Proper Heads Up On Bitcoin Futures Launch

January 31, 2018

“It’s critical for major clearing firms like Goldman to be prepared.”

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David Stockman Rips Trump’s ‘Delusional SOTU’

January 31, 2018

“Donald Trump is walking himself right into a miserable trap. He and his putative “advisors” are apparently so blind to the severe headwinds facing the financial markets and the deep structural impairments plaguing the US economy that they have eagerly embraced a veritable fairy tale.”

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A ‘Moment’ In Time.

January 31, 2018January 31, 2018

January in the books.

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Middle America Already Winning Big From Tax Plan As Lowly Workers Get Free Hos And All-You-Can-Eat Dongs

January 31, 2018January 31, 2018

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Fed Statement: Highlights, Red Line

January 31, 2018January 31, 2018

FED: ECONOMY TO `WARRANT FURTHER GRADUAL INCREASES’ IN RATES

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FBI Has ‘Grave Concerns’ About Nunes Memo Which Contains ‘Material Omissions Of Fact’

January 31, 2018January 31, 2018

Imagine that!

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‘Significant Shrinkage’

January 31, 2018

“I don’t believe that for one second.”

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After Missing Deadline On His Russian Oligarch List Homework, Steve Mnuchin Panics And Copies Off Forbes

January 31, 2018

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