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On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

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  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

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economy

Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

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  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

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  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

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Geopolitics

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

November 3, 2026November 8, 2026

Bitcoin Dives Below $7,000 As SEC, CFTC Heads Set To Talk Regulation, Oversight

February 5, 2018February 5, 2018

Folks, it is falling apart for Bitcoin.

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And Now, Please Watch This Video Of Jim Cramer Weeping With With Inchoate Joy

February 5, 2018

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Listen You Ingrates, Paul Ryan Wants You To Know That $1.50 Is A Lot Of Money These Days

February 5, 2018February 5, 2018

I mean fuck me, do you want a free Costco membership or don’t you?!

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White House Says Trump ‘Concerned’ About The Stock Market ‘Losing Any Value’

February 5, 2018February 5, 2018

“…to an unusual degree.” 

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One Bank Says We’ve Been Placed In A ‘Correctional Facility’

February 5, 2018February 5, 2018

Welcome to Friday.

Or at least that’s what it feels like.

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‘We Don’t Think This Is Going To Be A Healthy Exercise’: SocGen

February 5, 2018February 5, 2018

Although to be fair, that “unhealthy” feeling you might be nursing today could very well have more to do with the cheap domestic beer and copious amount of spinach dip…

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A Furious Trump Freaks Out On ‘Little’ Adam Schiff, Says Comey, Brennan, Clapper All Out To Get Him

February 5, 2018September 30, 2019

Welcome to Monday, America. You can be sure there won’t be another shutdown.

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European Shares Dive, Erase 2018 Gains

February 5, 2018

“We are in a dive.”

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Japanese Stocks Routed, Kosdaq Collapses As Global Stocks React To Wall Street Turmoil

February 5, 2018

So you tell me: “healthy correction” or “global rout”?

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High Drama: Full Week Ahead Preview

February 4, 2018February 4, 2018

Who’s ready for another week like last week?!

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Stock Selloff Goes Global – Let’s Hope This Improves Overnight

February 4, 2018February 4, 2018

Irrespective of how things pan out, this is indicative of how quickly things can go awry. 

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Bitcoin Falls Below $8,000 (Again) As Hedge Fund Shorts Jump Fivefold

February 4, 2018February 4, 2018

Well, Bitcoin is all to hell again.

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Don’t Blame This Guy…

February 4, 2018February 4, 2018

“If the selloff feels like news”…

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‘It Was The Core Of My Existence’: Yellen’s Farewell Interview With CBS

February 4, 2018February 4, 2018

Ok, I’ll say it: bless her heart.

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Mideast Stocks Slide As World Markets Respond To Wall Street Rout

February 4, 2018February 4, 2018

“There is selling pressure and profit-taking across the board.”

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One Agent Explains Why He’s Leaving The FBI

February 3, 2018February 3, 2018

“I am reluctantly turning in my badge and leaving an organization I love. Why?”

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Big Banks Slam Door On Bitcoin Purchases Using Credit Cards

February 3, 2018

“But the Reddit threads said there would be Lambos!”

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Tail Risk And A Trip Back To The Shrinking Playground

February 3, 2018February 3, 2018

Maneuvering space, a (still) shrunken sandbox, and a step closer to the tail risk strike.

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Trader: Here’s What Central Banks Won’t Do

February 3, 2018

“I am 99.90 bid the 0.10%’s of 27.”

“OK, paying 90. For how many?”

“unlimited…”

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Goldman: Relax, This Isn’t 1987.

February 3, 2018February 4, 2018

Welcome to the weekend and for the bulls, welcome to the head-splitting hangover that comes from a night of attempting to drink away the worst week for U.S. stocks in two years.

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Trump Says ‘Trump’ Vindicated By Memo, Blasts ‘American Disgrace’, Talks About ‘Sacred Cows’

February 3, 2018February 3, 2018

“Oh well, someday!”

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David Stockman Presents: The Two Elephants The GOP Has Forgotten

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

“Indeed, they are the proverbial elephants in the room, thereby giving rise to a considerable irony: To wit, the GOP party of the elephant, which is supposed to be the palladium of financial rectitude in American politics, has forgotten about them completely.”

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Gary Cohn Spending His Day Hiding From His C- Average ‘Wharton’ ‘Educated’ Boss

February 2, 2018

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There’s Too Much To Lose!

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

“We’ve come too far!”

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With The Dow Down 500 Points, Here’s How Sure Everyone Was…

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

“How’s that workin’ out for you?”

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Devin Nunes Got To Third Conspiracy Base And Then Couldn’t Get It Up

February 2, 2018

“…we were at least hoping there was some allegation in there that was WHOA IF TRUE! Otherwise, what have the House GOP and President Idiot Stupid been creaming their pants about all week?”

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BEHOLD! ‘The Memo’

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

“You’ll figure it out”.

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